{"id":25742,"date":"2023-09-15T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-14T23:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25742"},"modified":"2023-09-14T12:41:51","modified_gmt":"2023-09-14T11:41:51","slug":"cand-si-copiii-stiu-ca-justitia-si-politia-sunt-doua-glume-proaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25742","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd \u0219i copiii \u0219tiu c\u0103 justi\u021bia \u0219i poli\u021bia sunt dou\u0103 glume proaste"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Prietenul t\u0103u de drogangeal\u0103 face Carmageddon \u00een sta\u021biune turistic\u0103 pe droguri, toat\u0103 \u021bara e cu ochii pe el \u0219i pe droguri &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hotnews.ro\/stiri-esential-26532791-prieten-lui-vlad-pascu-dus-azi-noapte-fure-droguri-din-spitalul-floreasca-chiar-cand-diicot-pregatea-ridice-acasa.htm\">ce pula mea s\u0103 \u0219i faci, la plictiseal\u0103<\/a>, dai spargere la unul din cele mai cunoscute spitale din \u021bar\u0103 s\u0103 mai cau\u021bi droage, c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi p\u00e2nde\u0219te garda dil\u0103rii \u0219i nu mai de unde lua.  \u0218i faci \u0219i un clip cu asta \u00een timp ce poli\u021bia te caut\u0103 pe acas\u0103 s\u0103 te salte, pentru  c\u0103 ce pula mea, oricum  <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/yharM4yByNM?si=a7jLpxrKNcCopyn8&amp;t=55\">e de caz penal.<\/a> #mondiali\/<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wh-07BzfgYY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe vremea mea erau ni\u0219te tipi care  furau bani de pe carduri \u0219i se filmau cu prada. A\u0219a i-a prins poli\u021bia la vam\u0103 c\u00e2nd veneau din turcia, c\u0103 aveau ni\u0219te camere video nedeclarate \u00een bagaj, cu care au f\u0103cut filmul faptelor. Gen\u021bile pline de bani nu b\u0103teau neap\u0103rat la ochi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219a \u0219i pu\u021b\u0103 \u0103sta. Doar c\u0103 mai r\u0103u, pe \u0103ia nu-i c\u0103uta nimeni, nu prea \u0219tia nimeni de ei, credeau c\u0103 sunt sub radar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot tipii \u0103\u0219tia , cu ani \u00eenainte au \u00eencercat s\u0103 jefuiasc\u0103 o benzin\u0103rie din Caracal cu pu\u0219ca de v\u00e2n\u0103toare al tat\u0103lui unuia dintre ei, care era \u0219i procuror. \u00cen timp ce erau droga\u021bi \u0219i be\u021bi. Da, drogurile nu au ap\u0103rut acum, doar social media. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I-a b\u0103tut v\u00e2nz\u0103torul cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i a chemat poli\u021bia. \u0102ia au b\u0103gat gherl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102\u0219tia ne sunt infractorii, \u0103\u0219tia ne sunt tinerii de elit\u0103, adic\u0103 copiii unor elite. Din ce \u00een ce mai lowkey. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prietenul t\u0103u de drogangeal\u0103 face Carmageddon \u00een sta\u021biune turistic\u0103 pe droguri, toat\u0103 \u021bara e cu ochii pe el \u0219i pe droguri &#8211; ce pula mea&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11923,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articole"],"views":648,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/showthemthegun.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-6Hc","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25742"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25746,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25742\/revisions\/25746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}