

{"id":25840,"date":"2023-10-04T02:13:37","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T01:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25840"},"modified":"2023-10-04T07:57:40","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T06:57:40","slug":"iphone-a-devenit-substantiv-comun-in-partea-aia-a-lumii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25840","title":{"rendered":"iPhone a devenit substantiv comun \u00een partea aia a lumii"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 s-a lansat iPhone 15 ( cred ?) de care nu \u0219tiu nimic, nu \u00eemi pas\u0103, am re\u021binut doar c\u0103 au pus port USB-C pe el &#8211; a\u0219a le trebuie americanilor \u00eencrezu\u021bi, ha! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am zis eu, hater cum sunt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt obi\u0219nuit din UK ( \u0219i cred c\u0103 e a\u0219a \u00een cam toate \u021b\u0103rile din Vestul Europei) ca lumea s\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 de fix dou\u0103 branduri de telefoane : Apple \u0219i Samsung. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Restul nu exist\u0103. Noi, rom\u00e2nii, credem c\u0103 exist\u0103, c\u0103 Huawei, c\u0103&nbsp; Xiaomi \u0219i alte s\u0103racii pentru s\u0103raci care suntem noi s\u0103raci. Repeta\u021bi dup\u0103 mine: Nu.Exist\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai exist\u0103 un pic un pic prin \u021b\u0103rile din Vest, \u0103sta de la Google Pixel, dar vag de tot , doar \u00een lumea \u0103stora techies, fani Google \u0219i cam at\u00e2t &#8211; in termeni reali e cam aceea\u0219i chestie &#8211; nu exist\u0103, nu a v\u0103zut &#8220;nimeni&#8221; unul cum arat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 telefoane tehnice de ni\u0219\u0103 ( CAT \u0219i care mai sunt ) \u0219i c\u0103 sunt unele mai posh ( Motorola RAZR alea noi ) \u0219i te miri ce excentricit\u0103\u021bi ( eu sunt cu Sony ) &#8211; niciunul din acestea nu exist\u0103 \u00een limbajul comun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Totu\u0219i, lumea c\u00e2nd vorbe\u0219te de smartfoane zice de &#8220;your mobile device &#8221; , sau &#8220;your hand held device &#8221; , \u00een ideea c\u0103 se recunosc cele dou\u0103 lumi ( iPhone \u0219i androizii) . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eram pe schel\u0103 cu un muncitor de la acoperi\u0219, \u00eei f\u0103ceam o plat\u0103 din telefon  \u0219i se uit\u0103 tipul ( t\u00e2n\u0103r, 21 de ani ) la telefonul meu \u0219i zice : \u0102sta e un Samsung? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu.&nbsp; E Asus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;&nbsp; N-am auzit de Asus. Este un telefon bun? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu. Deloc. Dar are ce \u00eemi trebuie mie. 2 SIM-uri, SD Card s\u0103 nu pierd pozele dac\u0103 se stric\u0103 telefonul, baterie mare , Camera flip . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se uit\u0103 chior\u00e2\u0219 la mine \u0219i zice m\u00e2ndru de telefonul lui : Apple face telefoane foarte bune. Eu \u021bin pozele pe cloud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 uit \u00eenapoi \u0219i \u00eel aprob:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, a\u0219a e&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce nu are toat\u0103 lumea Apple? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ridic din umeri \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb : <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u00e2t te-a costat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-E parte din contract, la doi ani \u00eemi iau altul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aprob  din cap \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb c\u00e2t pl\u0103te\u0219te la abonament.&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Not much, <strong>around<\/strong> 50 quid per month.  Si ceva la cloud, nu \u0219tie c\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 oricum d\u0103 banii \u0103ia pe abonament \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 telefon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lua\u021bi aminte copii \u0219i nu v\u0103 mai \u00eentreba\u021bi de ce trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi matematic\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103,&nbsp; dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219i\u021bi to\u021bi cu iPhone &#8211; caz \u00een care e OK, pute\u021bi fi pro\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cei explic c\u0103 eu pl\u0103tesc circa 100 de lire pe an la telefon, sau sub. \u00cemi spune c\u0103 nu are cum s\u0103 coste telefonul a\u0219a pu\u021bin.  -Nu prietene,  planul tarifar, telefonul m-a costat circa 450 de lire acum doi ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Aaaa, p\u0103i e tot aia, doar c\u0103 ai pl\u0103tit <strong>\u00een avans.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 un scurt-circuit in zona economic\u0103 a creierului, \u00eei explic c\u0103 nu e tot aia c\u0103 450\/24 fac sub 20 de lire pe lun\u0103 \u0219i cu planul tarifar iese sub 30. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  \u00cemi spune c\u0103 nu are cum s\u0103  existe planuri de 8 lire pe lun\u0103. \u00cei ar\u0103t planul tarifar lunar.   \u00cemi spune c\u0103 da, dar el are apeluri \u0219i mesaje nelimitate . Ca \u0219i mine \u0219i folosesc maxim 30 de minute pe lun\u0103 \u0219i asta c\u0103 mai sun la  cine \u0219tie ce rela\u021bii cu clien\u021bii \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bin aia \u00een a\u0219teptare ca pe fraier.  Zice c\u0103 \u0219i el la fel, c\u0103 de fapt vorbe\u0219te doar pe facetime \u0219i WhatsApp. I-auzi, pula mea. Dar are net mult. \u00cel \u00eentreb c\u00e2t de mult.  \u00cemi zice &#8220;many Gigabytes, mate. Many, many Gigabytes. &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eee, atunci se justific\u0103, zic eu \u0219i \u00eei laud telefonul care cred c\u0103 este iPhone 13 , din \u0103la mai mic, c\u0103 nu ai ce sa faci pe acoperi\u0219uri cu \u0103la promax, dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 \u00eel pui in loc de \u021bigle pe cas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te pu\u021bin \u0219i zice c\u0103 &#8220;mda, cu 30 sau 50 de lire pe lun\u0103 cheltui\u021bi e\u0219ti  tot acolo.&#8221; Pe undeva are dreptate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>                                        ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajuns la hotel pe lumea cealalt\u0103 americanizat\u0103, \u00een toate instruc\u021biunile care ziceau sa faci ceva pe telefon , s\u0103 scanezi un QR , sau te miri ce, scria explicit s-o faci cu &#8220;your iPhone&#8221;, nu your mobile, your handheld, your c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103. Am zis &#8211; eh , resort de boga\u021bi , s-au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat a\u0219a . Toat\u0103 lumea vorbe\u0219te cu your \/my iPhone in lumea asta \u0219i dincolo de resort o \u021bar\u0103 care nu e totu\u0219i una de descul\u021bi, dar nici Anglia nu e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am fost \u00eentr-o excursie, mi-au f\u0103cut unii niste poze a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a, pe care le-am cerut \u0219i pe h\u00e2rtie \u0219i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. Credeam c\u0103 mi le dau pe stick, dar nu, c\u0103 s\u0103 mi le bage in telefon cu tot cu viru\u0219i. Pardon, in iPhone, voiau ei, dar voiau degeaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-B\u0103, n-am iPhone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ei aveau \u0219i&nbsp; niste calculatoare Mac, cu ecran dublu s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i uit \u0219i eu ce fac ei pe acolo&#8230;. Da, pe insuli\u021ba asta. Nu \u0219tiu \u0103\u0219tia ce e \u0103la Windows, cred. Nu incepeti cu Linux. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se uit\u0103 la mine sc\u00e2rbit \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 pe nas de credeam c\u0103 \u00eei curge tot s\u00e2ngele de la inim\u0103 pe acolo: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu? Ai Saaamsung??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jur c\u0103 am perceput-o ca pe un fel de &#8221; coaie, tu e\u0219ti d-\u0103la?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu am Samsung. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i i s-a t\u0103iat filmul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-But what do you have then? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Asus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A ridicat din umeri \u0219i a zis c\u0103 el poate s\u0103 \u00eemi dea pozele doar pe iPhone sau Samsung. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-am uitat la el pe sub ochelari \u0219i i-am zis s\u0103 bage mufa de Samsung ( USB-C, dar nu ai cu cine&nbsp; )&nbsp; \u00een telefon.&nbsp; Dup\u0103 aia s-a descurcat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219a privire cu dispre\u021b nu mi-am mai luat de pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram copil \u0219i m-am dus la \u0219trand \u00een chilo\u021bi normali, c\u0103 ai mei nu mi-au cump\u0103rat slipi c\u0103 eram \u0219i s\u0103raci \u0219i oricum nu \u0219tiau ei ce sunt \u0103ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i dup\u0103 asta m-am uitat de curiozitate la angaja\u021bii resortului.  Aproape to\u021bi ( \u0219oferi, chelneri, cameriste, instructori de scuba, personal pe b\u0103rci) aveau o form\u0103 de iPhone.  Mai pu\u021bin niste buc\u0103tari de la restaurantul Japonez. \u0102ia erau din Filipine \u0219i dup\u0103 pozi\u021bionarea camerelor aveau ceva versiuni de Samsung. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u021aine minte, c\u00e2nd sco\u021bi telefonul diferit de iPhone \u0219i se uit\u0103 cineva cu interes la tine, in lumea civilizat\u0103 se uit\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti s\u0103rac nu de altceva. 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