{"id":2641,"date":"2015-07-10T21:40:20","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T19:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2015-07-10T21:40:20","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T19:40:20","slug":"aberatie-cu-aripi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2641","title":{"rendered":"Abera\u021bie cu aripi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pe fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 zbor spre casa.
\nGre\u0219it.\u00a0 Zbor \u00eenspre Bucure\u0219ti,\u00a0 adicatelea \u00eenspre bloc.
\n\u00cen drum spre Bucure\u0219ti trec mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin \u0219i peste casa mea. <\/p>\n

Acum ca s-a f\u0103cut mai vara \u0219i noaptea nu ma prinde \u00eenc\u0103 din urma de tot,\u00a0 ma \u0219i uit din zbor c\u0103tre casa,\u00a0 care-i pe la vreo 200 de km de aeroport.\u00a0 Cam c\u00e2nd ne spun\u00a0 fetele de la Tarom sa ne spanzuram cu centura ca \u00eencepem s-o luam \u00een jos ), cam atunci pot sa \u00eemi vad casa sub avion. As putea gen, cu o luneta, telescop\u00a0 x40, ceva, sau cu o casa ca a lui Videanu. Dar nu conteaz\u0103, \u0219tiu eu cam pe unde ar fi satul. <\/p>\n

\u0218i ma toot uit a\u0219a \u021bafnos cum ma duce \u0103sta \u00eenc\u0103 douj’ de minute mai la vale,\u00a0 doar ca sa ma \u00eentorc \u00eend\u0103r\u0103t mai apoi,\u00a0 vreme de trei ceasuri \u0219i jum\u0103tate cu rableta. <\/p>\n

Ard gazul de poman\u0103 si-ntro parte si-n alta. \u00cemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc invartindu-m\u0103 \u00een jurul casei \u0219i nici nu merg destul de repede sa c\u00e2\u0219tig timp relativist,\u00a0 relativ la mediul \u00een care ma desf\u0103\u0219or. <\/p>\n

Fac mai mult timp sa ma \u00eentorc de la Bucure\u0219ti dec\u00e2t fac din Munich pana la Bucure\u0219ti.\u00a0 Cum se face – nu stiu,\u00a0 ca \u00een \u021bar\u0103 spa\u021biul se dilata \u00een asa hal \u0219i cap\u0103t\u0103 ceva v\u00e2scozitate bag seama, de ne mi\u0219c\u0103m to\u021bi cu viteza melcilor \u00een gradina de varza,\u00a0 a ramelor \u00een b\u0103legar sau a care\u021bilor \u00een butucul de lemn.<\/p>\n

Ce-as vrea o para\u0219ut\u0103 \u0219i sa ii pot spune lu’ nea pilotul “auzi\u021bi domnu’,\u00a0 ma l\u0103sa\u021bi \u0219i pe mine acili\u0219ea la cotitura?”,\u00a0 sau dac\u0103 mai coboar\u0103 al\u021bii \u00een zon\u0103,\u00a0 sa-i urlu clasicul “deschide\u021bi \u0219i la spate, va rog! “. <\/p>\n

Presupun ca dureaz\u0103 ceva \u0219i sa cobor 10 kilometri cu para\u0219uta \u0219i sa ma duc pe jos acas\u0103 de unde ma pravalesc, ca n-am zis cavas \u0219tii sa cad cu para\u0219uta,\u00a0 gen la punct fix, dar ori\u0219icum cred ca ajung mai repede.<\/p>\n

De \u00eentors la Munich,\u00a0 tot ar trebui sa o ard pe la bucale,\u00a0 ca e mai greu la ia-ma nene de unde m-ai l\u0103sat, cu avionul,\u00a0 plus ca,\u00a0 para\u0219uta nu merge \u00een sus. <\/p>\n

N-ati \u00een\u021beles nimic din ce-am spus.
\nLuati-o ca pe un preambul la ceva ce-am sa spun despre \u0219tirea despre realitatea care nu exista pana\u00a0 nu o masori la nivel cuantic \u0219i pe care to\u021bi o interpreteaz\u0103 ca \u0219i cum “asta schimba tot, ai auzit coaie”?<\/p>\n

Da \u0219tiu, de vineri ce vine cobor la mine la capul str\u0103zii,\u00a0 nu mai merg pana la cap de linie.\u00a0 Intr-o alta realitate, cred ca am \u00eenceput deja de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103. <\/p>\n

Aspectul pe care \u00eel uita lumea e oarecum legat de ce zicea poetul ala latin, Virgil Maro – acum o vreme,\u00a0 cum ca ” via\u021ba fuge ca nebuna<\/a>“.\u00a0\u00a0
\nMhmm… s-ar putea sa \u00eencurc eu latrinii, totusi.<\/p>\n

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Pe fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 zbor spre casa. Gre\u0219it.\u00a0 Zbor \u00eenspre Bucure\u0219ti,\u00a0 adicatelea \u00eenspre bloc. \u00cen drum spre Bucure\u0219ti trec mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin \u0219i peste…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2640,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[506,507],"class_list":["post-2641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-fugit-ireparabile-tempus","tag-zbor"],"views":1095,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/wpid-wp-1436557189094.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-GB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2642,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions\/2642"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}