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C\u00e2nd am schimbat cauciucurile am vorbit cu nenea Hong Kong-olez sau ceva apropiat dup\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103, arab dup\u0103 nume, de restul service-ului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic \u0219i eu restul c\u0103 am avut niste surprize.  Una a fost s\u0103 detectez cu nasul meu fin c\u0103 a sc\u0103zut nivelul la ulei de s-a aprins becul \u0219i f\u0103cea ma\u0219ina ca indienii. Am m\u0103surat precis kilometrii parcur\u0219i de la cump\u0103rare  \u00eenmul\u021bind milele  afi\u0219ate cu 1.609344 \u0219i mi-au ie\u0219it 4500. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not great, not terrible. Poate consum\u0103 ulei. Fiare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 fi schimbat eu uleiul c\u00e2nd am cump\u0103rat-o, a zis dealerul c\u0103 schimb\u0103 el – cel pu\u021bin factur\u0103 mi-a dat c\u0103 ar fi schimbat.  Deci , na, \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ca \u0219i \u00een UK, iar eu dac\u0103 am dat banii pe factur\u0103 po\u021bi fi sigur c\u0103 nu mai dau \u0218I banii pe ulei, p\u0103i ce pula mea facem aici? Ori – ori. C\u0103 poate v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi c\u0103 de ce nu l-am schimbat eu ca s\u0103 fiu sigur. Pentru c\u0103 sunt un om modern care poate tr\u0103i \u00een spa\u021biul probabilit\u0103\u021bilor \u0219i nu am nevoie de certitudini. De aia. \u0218i c\u0103 sunt zg\u00e2rcit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Numai c\u0103 din noiembrie s-a aprins \u0219i becul c\u0103 a expirat intervalul de service – \u0103la \u00een ani , sper c\u0103 nu mile, de\u0219i cred c\u0103 uleiul a fost schimbat la mile, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina nu prea d\u0103 semne c\u0103 ar consuma. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In fine, dac\u0103 s-a aprins, m\u0103 uitam la un echilibrat de ro\u021bi \u0219i la un service complet ( ulei \u0219i toate filtrele \u0219i dac\u0103 o mai fi ceva ) , cum zic \u0103\u0219tia in UK major service <\/strong>( e amuzant \u0219i pentru mine , c\u0103 la mine asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 cam service anual, dar , in fine “major”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i nu a avut timp omul meu atunci , mi-a pl\u0103cut de asiatic , lucreaz\u0103 \u0219i vorbe\u0219te frumos \u0219i i-am zis c\u0103 “dom’ne, eu nu am nevoie critic\u0103 de ma\u0219in\u0103 c\u00e2ndva anume \u0219i, in teorie, o pute\u021bi programa oric\u00e2nd, dar nu am timp s\u0103 o aduc c\u0103 lucrez”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Stai departe? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, 8-10 minute , din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 e trafic mereu aici la voi, gen 4 kilometri , dar destul de departe s\u0103 nu pot merge pe jos \u0219i chiar \u0219i cu bicicleta fac vreun sfert de or\u0103 dar trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r biciclet\u0103 ca lumea c\u0103 la asta<\/a> pe care am cump\u0103rat-o fix ca s\u0103 duc rabla in service i se f\u00e2lfie \u0219aua, sau nu \u0219tiu ce dracu’, \u0219i nu am timp s\u0103 v\u0103d ce are \u0219i s\u0103 o repar, schimb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i vin eu \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi iau ma\u0219ina de acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da? Deal! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Te sun luni s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u00e2t cost\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 e\u0219ti de acord. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Am zis “deal”! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

( 305 lire service-ul , care include \u0219i un flush engine de 10 lire, s-a oferit el s\u0103 fac\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-am citit din revista “Povestea Mea” \u0219i o aliniere de toate ro\u021bile, din care avea s\u0103 afle el c\u0103 se pot alinia doar cele de pe fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 ma\u0219ina are punte rigid\u0103 pe spate, nu suspensie independent\u0103 pe roti) .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 sun\u0103 omul, eram \u00eentr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, \u00eemi repet\u0103 politicos ce urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t cost\u0103, \u00een timp ce altul \u00een urechea cealalt\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba de mor\u021bi de prin morminte. Zic , boss, da, vino \u0219i ia-o, c\u0103 sunt acas\u0103 dar un pic ocupat, scuze c\u0103 te expediez a\u0219a. \u0218i \u00eenchid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vine omul, \u00eemi cer scuze de b\u0103d\u0103r\u0103nie, \u00eei dau cheile , \u00eel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 \u00eemi face \u0219i MOT-ul ( ITP-ul) dac\u0103 tot suntem la capitolul \u0103sta, c\u0103 mi-e sc\u00e2rb\u0103 s\u0103 umblu iar peste 2 luni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 dou\u0103 luni e mult timp, mai bine vii la mine atunci, ca s\u0103 nu dai 40 de lire acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe mine m\u0103 ia capul c\u00e2nd aud, parc\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 uit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 hai c\u0103 dac\u0103 am timp s\u0103 fac \u0219i \u0103la \u00eel fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i a\u0219a, bravo, merci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i \u00eemi v\u00e2r\u0103 in drive ma\u0219ina lui ( a\u0219a fac to\u021bi ) dup\u0103 ce o dau afar\u0103 pe a mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi lase cheia de la aia, c\u0103 de \u00eencredere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu mi-a l\u0103sat vreunul care a luat ma\u0219ina mea la service cheia de la ma\u0219ina lui \u0219i oricum m\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u021aine-\u021bi, b\u0103 , nene cheia, unde s\u0103 te duci cu ma\u0219ina mea, e\u0219ti nebun ? Poate \u00ee\u021bi pierd \u0219i cheia de la a ta, c\u0103 eu mai fac din astea, n-am nevoie, hai merci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dar m\u0103 uit a\u0219a la ea \u0219i chit c\u0103 nu vreau sedan din motive practice , arat\u0103 bine. Mai veche dec\u00e2t rabla mea, din 2013 , dar m\u0103 tenteaz\u0103 o idee. S\u0103 nu am \u0219i eu Mer\u021ban, la valoarea mea ? Glumesc, nu am poft\u0103 s-o iau iar de la cap cu schimbat toate cauciucurile ( astea sunt tot la fel de vechi ca la a mea \u00eenainte s\u0103 le schimb ) \u0219i ce o mai fi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 sun\u0103 mai \u00eencolo c\u0103 a mai v\u0103zut c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 schimbe burdufurile de la planetare, c\u0103 nu a avut timp de MOT, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie unde e filtrul de motorin\u0103 \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 se mai uite \u0219i c\u0103 nu \u0219tie s\u0103 reseteze becul de service. Pftt, \u00ee\u021bi spun eu, profesore \u0219i pac dou\u0103 linkuri de Youtube. A g\u0103sit filtrul dar nu a reu\u0219it s\u0103 reseteze \u0219i lampa de service, c\u0103 scria \u00een pula mea pe bord c\u0103 are o eroare de “diplights + s\u0103 \u00eemi bag pula ce nume au \u0103\u0219tia din Anglia la astea” – faza scurt\u0103 adic\u0103. \u0218i se vedea la ochi c\u0103 e becul ars. Bine, nici eu nu l-am v\u0103zut mai devreme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poate v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi de ce nu am dus-o la reprezentan\u021b\u0103, gen la un mecanic care \u0219tie pe unde sunt astea. ( \u0218tie \u0219i \u0103sta dar ei au pe la u\u0219\u0103 ma\u0219ini nem\u021be\u0219ti – Merc, BMW, VAG – \u0219i britanice gen: Land Rovere, Jaguri \u0219i Opeluri. Nu cred c\u0103 a mai v\u0103zut vreun Citroen.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 i-am \u00eentrebat pe \u0103ia de la reprezentan\u021b\u0103 de un schimb de ulei de cutie de viteze \u0219i mi-au spus c\u0103 nu se face, c\u0103 e pe via\u021b\u0103. Pai dar c\u00e2t cost\u0103, c\u0103 eu vreau. C\u0103 nu se face, n-auzi, nu avem pre\u021b, dar putem s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vindem ulei. In condi\u021biile astea, nenea mecanicul a zis c\u0103 face el \u0219i asta dac\u0103 trebuie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vai, dar nu trebuie, mul\u021bumesc frumos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-am zis so\u021biei tot a\u0219a, \u00een glum\u0103, c\u0103 vorbesc cu omul s\u0103 ne lase nou\u0103 Mercedesul. Din trei cuvinte m-a trimis la plimbare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-E joas\u0103 mic\u0103 \u0219i ur\u00e2t\u0103. Ce e \u0103sta, BMW? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar chiar a\u0219a \u00een glum\u0103, a doua zi, la \u00eentoarcere \u00eel \u00eentreb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u00e2t zici c\u0103 vrei pe ma\u0219ina asta? Facem un schimb? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nuu, c\u0103 a ta e fran\u021buzeasc\u0103 \u0219i nu…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cei p\u0103suiesc francofobia \u0219i \u00eei zic: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bine ,dar c\u00e2t vrei pe ea, c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc eu s\u0103 v\u00e2nd Citroenul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 o v\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i, nu e a mea , e a unui client, am luat-o \u0219i eu din service . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acuma \u00een\u021beleg de ce \u00eemi d\u0103dea cheia, lol. \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 trebuia sa i-o accept \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb pu\u021bin, \u00eentre dou\u0103 \u0219edin\u021be, dac\u0103 a\u0219a merge. Poate de aia a \u00eent\u00e2rziat \u0219i cu a mea, c\u0103 a zis c\u00e2nd a luat-o c\u0103 nu dureaz\u0103 mai mult de dou\u0103 ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 a\u0219a merge… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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