{"id":26719,"date":"2023-12-15T05:00:22","date_gmt":"2023-12-15T05:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26719"},"modified":"2023-12-15T12:06:29","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T12:06:29","slug":"praslea-si-drujba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26719","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u00e2slea \u0219i drujba"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2nd ne-am mutat in casa asta m\u0103 uitam la m\u0103rul din spate , c\u0103 era stufos, frunzos \u0219i pula mere, c\u0103 nu fusese toaletat de dracu \u0219tie c\u00e2nd .  Toat\u0103 gr\u0103dina era plin\u0103 de pule. Vezi prima poz\u0103 cu m\u0103rul ciumpav de mai jos. Am cur\u0103\u021bat deja de un an.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un soi de Sweet Coppin cred, c\u0103 a f\u0103cut pu\u021bine fructe \u0219i nu \u00eemi dau seama exact. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bia \u00ee\u0219i facea planuri de pe atunci primprejurul lui. Adic\u0103 s\u0103-i facem o circumcizie de tulpin\u0103, dar eu sunt omul care   mai bine face gardul str\u00e2mb \u0219i incomplet<\/a> dec\u00e2t s\u0103 tai un pom, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu atunci, oricum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Doi ani m-am chinuit \u0219i l-am t\u0103iat \u00een primul an ciump de tot, ca s\u0103 \u00eei dau form\u0103, dup\u0103 care iar s-a umplut de lacomi, iar anul \u0103sta \u00een februarie am avut din ce s\u0103 \u00eei las ramuri de rod. I-am \u0219i zis c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu, treaba lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A f\u0103cut , b\u0103 \u0219i flori \u0219i mere. Le-am v\u0103zut ca tac-s\u0103u lui Pr\u00e2slea, \u00eenainte s\u0103 dea \u00een p\u00e2rg. Dup\u0103 aia , cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r pu\u0219c\u0103 sau arc cu s\u0103ge\u021bi, c\u0103 am v\u0103zut ni\u0219te veveri\u021be \u00een c\u00e2teva zile \u0219i aia a fost. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar eu am r\u0103mas c\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103ratul Verde de sup\u0103rare, c\u0103 las\u0103 c\u0103 mai vedem la anu’ , c\u0103ut\u00e2nd ceva otr\u0103vuri de veveri\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar veni vremea s\u0103 schimb\u0103m un pic a\u0219ezarea terenului , s\u0103 mai facem un birou \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103. Las\u0103 c\u0103 de ce. A\u0219a trebuie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i la dimensiunile negociate cu so\u021bia ne cam \u00eenv\u00e2rteam in jurul m\u0103rului, c\u0103 s\u0103 facem construc\u021bia cu col\u021b, c\u0103 s-o punem nu \u0219tiu cum. C\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A v\u0103zut so\u021bia c\u0103 nu prea m\u0103 \u00eencumet \u0219i cauta solu\u021bii, dar ca orice b\u0103rbat care \u0219tie ce are de f\u0103cut am cump\u0103rat eu solu\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Electric\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 trag la sfoar\u0103 c\u00e2t \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u00e2nzur in cabluri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lam\u0103 mic\u0103 de 35 de centimetri, brandul meu preferat de ma\u0219ini – glumesc, Hyundai erau cele mai ieftine pe Amazon care veneau m\u00e2ine – 59 de lire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 cump\u0103r una englezeasc\u0103 , c\u0103 eu locuiesc aici \u0219i “buy local” \u0219i. B\u0103, \u0219tii ceva? Ia muie! S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ie to\u021bi englejii \u0219omeri, c\u0103 io oricum nu lucrez pentru ei , dar nu din cauza asta c\u0103 de ce m-am f\u0103cut eu drujbist \u0219ef? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 data trecut\u0103 c\u00e2nd am avut nevoie s\u0103 scap de niste arbu\u0219ti, nu pomi, mi-au cerut doi engleji cinsti\u021bi din sat 450 de lire \u0219i mi-au spart un geam.<\/a> Mi-au f\u0103cut “reducere” 50 de lire de\u0219i m-a costat s\u0103-l pun la loc 180. A\u0219a, am rezolvat eu \u00eentr-o or\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate, \u0219i mai trebuie 1 or\u0103 s\u0103 fasonez \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103run\u021besc crengile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 nici eu nu sunt prea motivat s\u0103 le sus\u021bin economia, las\u0103 s\u0103 creasc\u0103 coreenii s\u0103 se fac\u0103 mari, d\u0103-i \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cie pe englezi \u0219i pe mine cu ei, mai bine. Mai bine! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De pom \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, dar de munc\u0103 \u00eemi pare bine, nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 pun asta \u00een ram\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ia lumea de bipolar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O s\u0103 fac un gr\u0103tar bun, sau mai multe, din lemnul lui. Gr\u0103tar cu lemn de m\u0103r, trebuie s\u0103 ias\u0103 ceva bun .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Not\u0103: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Habar nu am dac\u0103 e bun\u0103 pe termen lung, aka fiabil\u0103,dar pentru c\u00e2t am eu nevoie rupe, e de calitate acceptabil\u0103, nu ca Stihl-ul lui tata, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pui ulei, \u00eentinzi lan\u021bul din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u0219i tai. Simplu. Dac\u0103 apare pe-aici vreo poz\u0103 cu mine \u021bin\u00e2nd o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103 , de aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am cump\u0103rat-o fix pentru ceea ce este: \u00een loc s\u0103 chem pe cineva , trebuie s\u0103 fac eu, e unealta cea mai ieftin\u0103 care mi-a scutit multe ore ( dac\u0103 era s\u0103 tai cu fier\u0103str\u0103u de m\u00e2n\u0103) \u0219i la c\u00e2t cost\u0103 munca aici , pot cump\u0103ra cate o drujb\u0103 din asta pentru fiecare zi de munc\u0103, dac\u0103 e nevoie, \u0219i tot e mai ieftin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 distrug planeta, dar asta e, suporta\u021bi \u0219i voi, c\u0103 ce s\u0103 face\u021bi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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