{"id":26863,"date":"2024-01-09T04:39:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T04:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26863"},"modified":"2024-01-03T18:55:31","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T18:55:31","slug":"rant-tiganii-din-tiganie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26863","title":{"rendered":"Rant: \u021aiganii din \u021big\u0103nie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen \u021bara asta de \u021bigani mi se spune mie ocazional \u021bigan. M\u0103 rog, nu mie, nu \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, dar copiilor, tot a\u0219a nu \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 i-a\u0219 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba, ca pe \u021bigani cum se trag flegme mucioase, c\u0103 n-am mult\u0103 minte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E amuzant, c\u0103 eu tot m\u0103  mai bronzez \u0219i na, pielea de Oltenia e profund impresionabil\u0103 de soare, dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi la mine prin septembrie &#8211; noiembrie e scuzabil s\u0103-mi spui c\u0103-s \u021bigan \u0219i oricum nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar copilul cel mai mare nu c\u0103 e alb ca m\u0103-sa . E translucid.  Are genele de la so\u021bie combinate cu gen\u0103 din partea alor mamei ( a\u0219a e \u0219i frate-meu ) ,  elfi de p\u0103dure.  \u0218i mai st\u0103 \u0219i ascuns dup\u0103 draperii, \u00een vacan\u021be la mare se \u00eembrac\u0103 ca musulmancele face plaj\u0103 \u00een pantaloni lungi. Nu, nu e s\u0103n\u0103tos s\u0103 faci asta, nu \u00eencurajez, dar vreau s\u0103 zic, cu leg\u0103tur\u0103 la culoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i m\u0103 mai bufne\u0219te r\u00e2sul c\u00e2nd \u00eemi zice sau \u00eemi arat\u0103 cine zice c\u0103-i \u021biganc\u0103, numa mumele p\u0103durii, mai \u00eentuneca\u021bi dec\u00e2t umbrele lor, cred c\u0103 o zic cu invidie, c\u0103 \u0219i \u021biganii adev\u0103ra\u021bi sunt mai albi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar nu despre asta e vorba, c\u0103 am zis c\u0103 m\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103, nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r, asta-i introducere de amuzament. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar de asta m\u0103 sup\u0103r, c\u0103 m\u0103 exaspereaz\u0103 \u0219i m-am s\u0103turat \u0219i r\u0103s-s\u0103turat \u00een mor\u021bii lor de \u021bigani nesp\u0103la\u021bi de UK . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am rezervat \u0219i pl\u0103tit un loc de parcare la aeroportul Gatwick &#8211; de \u021bigani, am zis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i dup\u0103 rezervare am primit pac, pagina asta c\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenregistrez, c\u0103 \u00eemi dau eu 20 de lire cash back la rezervarea mea de 90, a\u0219a de bun venit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1429\" height=\"931\" data-attachment-id=\"26864\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=26864#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6.png\" data-orig-size=\"1429,931\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-6\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6.png 1429w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6-480x313.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6-200x130.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-6-768x500.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1429px) 100vw, 1429px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar cum nu, da\u021bi-mi banii. Cu cel mai mic scris spun c\u0103 vor s\u0103 le dau 18 lire pe lun\u0103 ca s\u0103-mi dea 20 de lire o dat\u0103. Probabil mai au ei alte scheme de compensare, dar cui pula mea \u00eei pas\u0103.  C\u0103 s\u0103 bag cardul s\u0103-mi dea banii, evident, nu s\u0103 mi-i ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu, nu-s numai a\u0219tia, dar azi mi s-a c\u0103\u0219unat pe ei, futu-i \u00een gur\u0103 de bombardieri cu aeroportul lor cu tot, jur c\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva \u00een Rom\u00e2nia la loca\u021bii mai pu\u021bin serioase dec\u00e2t un aeroport. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u0103 rom\u00e2nul te fur\u0103 din buzunar, \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 servicii proaste, sau deloc dup\u0103 ce ai pl\u0103tit, dar \u00eei e ru\u0219ine ca de m\u0103-sa s\u0103 fac\u0103 genul \u0103sta de scheme. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi ceva marketer la Otopenis \u0219i a\u0219 propune schema asta de f\u0103cut bani, m-ar lua \u0219efimea la flegme \u0219i la palme gen \u201dfutu-\u021bi mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii, nu \u0219tii s\u0103 iei \u0219p\u0103gi cinstit?\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen \u021bara asta de \u021bigani mi se spune mie ocazional \u021bigan. M\u0103 rog, nu mie, nu \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, dar copiilor, tot a\u0219a nu \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18835,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[60,1594],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-servicii-impecabile","category-uk"],"views":879,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/UK-travel-visa.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-6Zh","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26863"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26870,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26863\/revisions\/26870"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}