{"id":26925,"date":"2024-01-17T06:44:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T06:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26925"},"modified":"2024-01-16T19:52:15","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T19:52:15","slug":"fantezii-de-cocalar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26925","title":{"rendered":"Fantezii de cocalar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2nd plec din \u021bara asta, dup\u0103 ce o s\u0103 vindem casa, o s\u0103 las ma\u0219ina \u0219i permisul tot pe adresa asta a\u0219a la mi\u0219to. Dup\u0103 care vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni o s\u0103 stau la hotel \u0219i o s\u0103 iau toate camerele de vitez\u0103 la r\u00e2nd, o s\u0103 merg numai pe benzile de autobuz, o s\u0103 parchez pe toate locurile de handicapa\u021bi, c\u00e2te dou\u0103 o dat\u0103, iar la plecare, ei bine, o s\u0103 plec tot cu ma\u0219ina din UK \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia o s\u0103 merg prin toate \u021b\u0103rile pe unde au camere de vitez\u0103 pe autostrad\u0103, \u00een special \u00een Fran\u021ba \u0219i Belgia ( \u00een Elve\u021bia nu, c\u0103 \u0103ia e posibil s\u0103 m\u0103 opreasc\u0103, s\u0103-mi ia ma\u0219ina \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 bage \u0219i la zdup) \u0219i o s\u0103 merg blan\u0103 cu 150km\/h – 160km\/h \u00een dreptul tuturor camerelor de vitez\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ajung unde m-oi muta eu atunci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 se sature to\u021bi de trimis amenzi acas\u0103. Am zis . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic asta c\u0103 iar am fost prost \u0219i i-ar m-au prins \u0219i ca orice prost simt nevoia s\u0103 r\u0103zbun prostia mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am intrat ca vod\u0103 pe banda asta instinctiv, nu c\u0103 m\u0103 cred cu autobuzul, de\u0219i uneori m\u0103 cred c\u00e2t c\u0103 m\u0103 zg\u00e2rie pe creier s\u0103 trec pe unde trece ma\u0219ina aia \u00eencercuit\u0103, unde e banda \u00eengustat\u0103 \u00eentrat\u00e2t c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u00eencetinesc p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 5 km\/h cam \u00een dou\u0103 d\u0103\u021bi din trei lovesc cu jantele doi piloni de metal, iar eu nu \u00eencetinesc niciodat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la viteza aia, merg la dou\u0103 din trei. Ei au dreptate cu \u00eencetinitul acolo, dar \u0219i creierul meu e model oltenesc \u0219i nu vrea s\u0103 accepte dreptatea lor, c\u0103 am \u0219i io dreptatea mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 creierul lips\u0103 m-a protejat de data asta de zarul \u0103sta \u0219i mi-am dar seama c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 cred c\u0103<\/strong> mai puteam s\u0103 revin pe banda care trebuie f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fiu penalizat, dar nu sunt sigur, dar mi-am zis – #aiae #nurisc s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u0219i pe band\u0103 \u0219i tot s\u0103 iau \u0219i amend\u0103; dac\u0103 m\u0103 prind le dau 35 de lire – dou\u0103 din trei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No, acum c\u0103 m-au prins 1 din 1, n-am v\u00e2ndut casa, nu plec peste dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni prin Europa s\u0103 fiu cel mai mare contravenient, aia e, am pl\u0103tit \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n cu visul umed c\u0103 le-o fac eu o dat\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd plec din \u021bara asta, dup\u0103 ce o s\u0103 vindem casa, o s\u0103 las ma\u0219ina \u0219i permisul tot pe adresa asta a\u0219a la mi\u0219to. Dup\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":831,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-22.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-70h","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26927,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26925\/revisions\/26927"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/26926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}