{"id":26985,"date":"2024-02-04T01:18:28","date_gmt":"2024-02-04T01:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26985"},"modified":"2024-02-04T01:18:28","modified_gmt":"2024-02-04T01:18:28","slug":"ultrascurt-nocturnale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=26985","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Nocturnale"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>La ceas de noapte, c\u00e2nd restul casei doarme eu complotez. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am un plan s\u0103 \u00eemi sabotez singur dieta curent\u0103 cu m\u00e2ncat mai responsabil \u0219i activitate fizic\u0103, care pare s\u0103 mearg\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am p\u0103\u0219it \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103 dau atacul la stiva de cl\u0103tite f\u0103cute de sotie decusear\u0103,  mai mult s\u0103 aib\u0103 copiii de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ia la \u0219coal\u0103. Cl\u0103titele sunt cele mai bune calde, dar noi nu prea vrem s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m seara. M\u0103 rog,  so\u021bia nu prea vrea s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m, eu cam vreau dar m\u0103 ab\u021bin. C\u00e2nd pot. A\u0219a c\u0103 din astea nu am m\u00e2ncat dec\u00e2t vreo 3 calde, iar restul m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 m\u0103 sacrific \u0219i s\u0103 le m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i reci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sau poate m\u0103 ab\u021bin. Nu va \u0219ti nimeni, c\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 so\u021bia nu le-a num\u0103rat c\u00e2nd le-a f\u0103cut \u0219i va r\u0103m\u00e2ne o chestiune \u00eentre mine \u0219i Dumnezeu. M\u0103 rog, \u0219i c\u00e2ntar. &#8220;Three can keep a secret&#8221;. 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