{"id":27042,"date":"2024-02-19T09:45:34","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T09:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27042"},"modified":"2024-02-19T21:40:56","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T21:40:56","slug":"glume-agricole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27042","title":{"rendered":"Glume agricole"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>C\u0103utam semin\u021be de porumb pentru tata &#8211; eu cump\u0103r de la KWS \u0219i anul \u0103sta cred c\u0103 de la Syngenta, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 fac o prob\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i au \u0103\u0219tia de la KWS un soi de porumb timpuriu, nu d\u0103 produc\u021bie fantastic\u0103, dar merge pe secet\u0103 \u0219i e foarte bun de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, boul sticlos ( ca de porumbi din \u0103ia vechi, rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti) \u0219i iese m\u0103laiul bine gri\u0219at. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar domnii de la KWS , o companie de familie, din Germania, le fac reclam\u0103, da &#8211; \u00eemi plac semin\u021bele lor de porumb, au dat numele soiului \u0103stuia Ronaldinio.  Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 au luat licen\u021b\u0103 pentru asta, sau dac\u0103 Ronaldinio a aflat, dar , da.  Cine zice c\u0103 nem\u021bii n-au sim\u021bul umorului.  Sau o fi nume rom\u00e2nesc &#8211; c\u0103 am auzit pe cineva anii trecu\u021bi vorbind de \u201dporumbi z\u00e2mbetu&#8217; lu&#8217; Ronaldinio\u201d. 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