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Au \u0103\u0219tia pe avion jocuri. \u0218i e mi\u0219to c\u00e2nd c\u0103l\u0103tore\u0219ti cu familia c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 faci “lan party”. Ghilimelele sunt c\u0103\u00a0 faci lan party de Uno, \u0219ah, sau Monopoly, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac astea. Mie da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i \u00eencepem timid, eu \u0219i un copil , un joc de Uno, c\u0103 pot juca doar doi – dracu \u0219tie de ce , c\u0103 eu\u00a0 voiam s\u0103 \u00eentind mas\u0103 mare,dar presupun c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt \u0103\u0219tia , nu vor s\u0103 te distrezi dec\u00e2t un pic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dec\u00e2t un pic \u00eentre dou\u0103 discursuri de-ale chilotului , c\u0103 la fiecare \u00eentrerupere, se d\u0103 dracului conexiunea . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

IT-ul pulii mele. Tot din cauza IT-ului st\u0103m la sol \u0219i ne juc\u0103m pe ecrane, c\u0103 nu le merge sistemul de management al bagajelor , a\u0219a c\u0103 presupun c\u0103 au chemat o echip\u0103 de imigran\u021bi \u0219i dureaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 primesc \u0103ia vize, p\u00e2n\u0103 se echipeaz\u0103 ca s\u0103 le care cu m\u00e2na. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 o vreme ne b\u0103g\u0103m la un \u0219ah \u0219i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eei dau papar\u0103, pac iar ne \u00eentrerupe chilotul c\u0103 are el, dom’ne, un update. Nu c\u0103 decol\u0103m, nu, ci c\u0103 pe ecranul lui \u00eei apare c\u0103 mai sunt 3 minute, dar c\u00e2nd ajunge la 0 se reseteaz\u0103 iar la 10 minute, dar el nu \u0219tie c\u00e2t mai dureaz\u0103 \u0219i st\u0103 cu ochii pe contorul \u0103la. Iar c\u00e2nd se plictise\u0219te \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 pula in \u0219ahul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, \u0219ahul e ca tablele, dai cu zarul , pui banii pe jumate, te superi, d\u0103r\u00e2mi piesele, nu pun la suflet , dar dac\u0103 f\u0103ceam mas\u0103 de Monopoly \u0219i ne futea meciul \u00een timpul unor negocieri, at\u00e2t \u00eei era, probabil am fi fost primii terori\u0219ti din istorie care au deturnat un avion la sol, f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii s\u0103 mearg\u0103 undeva anume, doar ca s\u0103 \u00eel caroteze pe pilot ca s\u0103 nu mai deranjeze inutil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

E zbor de vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mi se rupe pula c\u00e2nd ajung, dac\u0103 nu ajung am asigurare, banii \u00eenapoi (hehe, Monopoly baby ) \u0219i st\u0103m acas\u0103 jucam Uno\/ \u0219ah \u0219i Monopoly cu piese hardware, care nu pot fi \u00eentrerupte de pilo\u021bi , \u0219i eventual facem lan party ca lumea, cu laptopurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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