{"id":2709,"date":"2015-07-23T20:20:22","date_gmt":"2015-07-23T18:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2709"},"modified":"2015-07-23T20:34:07","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T18:34:07","slug":"din-partea-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2709","title":{"rendered":"Din partea mea"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Sunt c\u00e2teva lucruri pe care nu le \u00een\u021beleg :<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Salut\u0103-l, din partea mea.&#8221;<br \/>\nBah, dac\u0103 \u00eel salut, e din partea mea, nu dintr-a ta.<br \/>\n&#8220;Spune-i #la_multi_ani&nbsp; [\u0219i] din partea mea&#8221;.<br \/>\nDa&#8217;, ce ma, tu nu po\u021bi sa ii spui, gen dac\u0103 vrei? N-ai num\u0103rul lui de telefon Facebookul sau ce mai folose\u0219te lumea acu&#8217; pentru ur\u0103ri? Nu? Pai, pula mea, dac\u0103 nu le ai nu merita sa ma obosesc eu sa ii spun la multi ani unuia care probabil nu mai \u0219tie de tine. Oricum nu merita. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sa-l \u00eentrebi ce mai face!&#8221;.<br \/>\nAsta e d-aia la modul:<br \/>\n-\u0218i dup\u0103 aia sa vin sa \u00ee\u021bi dau raportul?<br \/>\nGen,&nbsp; te preocupa at\u00e2t de mult viata lui, dar tu nu po\u021bi sa \u00eel \u00eentrebi?<br \/>\nE\u0219ti invidios, sau stalkerete?&nbsp;<br \/>\n\u0218i oricum, dac\u0103 ma \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu un cunoscut,&nbsp; probabil \u00eel \u00eentreb ce mai face, asa din curtoazie,&nbsp; nici nu \u00eemi pasa,&nbsp; poate, ce r\u0103spunde, dac\u0103 nu cumva face mai bine ca mine.<br \/>\nAi vrea cumva sa \u00eel \u00eentreb \u00een numele t\u0103u?&nbsp; Sau sa \u00eel \u00eentreb de doua ori? O data pentru mine,&nbsp; apoi&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pup-o din partea mea!&#8221;<br \/>\nAici e cu dus \u0219i \u00eentors, ca dac\u0103 e vorba de nevasta-mea \u00ee\u021bi fut o ranga \u00een bot. O pup din partea mea \u0219i at\u00e2t. Nu conteaz\u0103 ce sex ai ca nu fac discriminare c\u00e2nd e vorba de rupt muia. Doar metodele difera.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e alta femeie \u0219i dac\u0103 as fi interesat \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u021bii, ar fi&nbsp; la modul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Auzi? Te superi dac\u0103 o \u0219i fut din partea ta?&nbsp; Ca din partea mea nu vrea.<\/p>\n<p>Ce cacat sunt expresiile astea \u0219i nu va a\u0219tepta\u021bi vreunul sa transmit asa ceva&nbsp; &#8220;din partea voastr\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><I><br \/>\n\u00cen caz ca te \u00eentrebi, e fix cum ai zis mai devreme, am v\u0103zut chestia aia pe WhatsApp mi-am adus aminte de asta \u0219i dup\u0103 ce am comentat cel pu\u021bin&nbsp; indecent, am scris aci.<br \/>\nDar articolul nu e cu destinatar.<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt c\u00e2teva lucruri pe care nu le \u00een\u021beleg : &#8220;Salut\u0103-l, din partea mea.&#8221; Bah, dac\u0103 \u00eel salut, e din partea mea, nu dintr-a ta. &#8220;Spune-i&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash"],"views":1500,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/wpid-wp-1437675367394.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-HH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2709"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2712,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions\/2712"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}