{"id":27471,"date":"2024-05-16T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-16T06:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27471"},"modified":"2024-05-12T22:07:59","modified_gmt":"2024-05-12T21:07:59","slug":"ukpolitici-de-securitate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27471","title":{"rendered":"UK:Politici de securitate"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am nevoie de ni\u0219te materiale, \u00een UK, \u0219i le-am comandat de pe Screwfix.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le-am pl\u0103tit , cinstit, cu cardul meu. De Rom\u00e2nia. De ce? C\u0103 a\u0219a vrea pula mea, taxe and shit. Au luat banii, au zis c\u0103 livreaz\u0103 m\u00e2ine. Fix cum \u00eemi place mie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 care:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-a sunat o tanti c\u0103 cic\u0103 comanda mea a fost blocat\u0103 din motive de securitate \u0219i nu se poate executa. P\u0103rea a\u0219a serioas\u0103…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic: – OK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Putem s\u0103 facem verificarea de securitate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Desigur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cu cine st\u0103m de vorba?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dau pu\u021bin ochii peste cap, jum\u0103tate de m\u0103sur\u0103, \u0219i \u00eei spun cu cine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ah, OK, p\u0103i am blocat comanda c\u0103 apare pl\u0103tit\u0103 de pe un card din Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i g\u0103sim asta suspicios. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cen\u021beleg, dar eu sunt cet\u0103\u021bean rom\u00e2n \u0219i am reziden\u021b\u0103 dual\u0103. De aceea am \u0219i un card care nu e din UK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aaa, \u00een\u021beleg, dar noi avem o politic\u0103 prin care nu accept\u0103m carduri din afara UK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spus a\u0219a cu ovalizarea excesiv\u0103 a tuturor vocalelor, dac\u0103 erau cercuri de biciclet\u0103 le f\u0103cea pe toate opturi. O importan\u021b\u0103 deosebit\u0103 puteam citi \u00een vocea dumneaei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK, \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i eu, atunci da\u021bi-mi, v\u0103 rog, banii \u00eenapoi, c\u0103 o s\u0103 comand de pe amazon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– V\u0103 rugam s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi c\u0103 este politica noastr\u0103 \u0219i…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu e nevoie s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg, nu sunt sup\u0103rat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amazon o s\u0103 ne m\u0103n\u00e2nce pe to\u021bi, iar eu \u00eei ajut s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta, c\u0103 restul au politici de toate felurile \u0219i nu e treaba mea s\u0103 le negociez cu ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Later edit:\u00a0 Am primit dup\u0103 ce am comandat de la al\u021bii\u00a0 \u0219i de la Amazon, mail \u0219i mesaj de la DPD , c\u0103 ei livreaz\u0103 comanda \u0103stora de la Screwfix.\u00a0 B\u0103 e\u0219ti prost? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunat , c\u0103 b\u0103, nu livra\u021bi muie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au livrat, ba chiar , \u00een clasicul stil pe care \u00eel au au b\u0103tut la u\u0219\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 am ie\u0219it . Nu puteam s\u0103 nu ies, c\u0103 ne uitam unul la altul prin geamul biroului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trebuia s\u0103 le returnez, dar am avut treab\u0103 , iar pe urm\u0103 am plecat de aici pentru Pa\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Motherfuckers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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