{"id":2754,"date":"2015-07-29T23:52:26","date_gmt":"2015-07-29T21:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2754"},"modified":"2015-07-30T04:33:32","modified_gmt":"2015-07-30T02:33:32","slug":"povesti-despre-mine-spuse-de-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2754","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u0219ti despre mine spuse de mine"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dac\u0103 a\u021bi b\u0103ut ceva, ca mine acum,  \u00eentoarce\u021bi-va m\u00e2ine \u0219i citi\u021bi ca poate nu-i tocmai clar.<\/p>\n

Am mai zis din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd ca stau la cote\u021b ( un anume hotel ibis de 2* ),  o adev\u0103rat\u0103 degradare pentru valoarea mea. \u00cemi plac c\u00e2teva chestii pe care nu le voi spune acum \u0219i nu-mi plac multe altele precum ca un coleg a g\u0103sit c\u0103pu\u0219e,  iar eu asear\u0103 un p\u0103ianjen uria\u0219.<\/p>\n

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I-am ars un prosop \u00een ochi \u0219i mai ca fugea cu el \u00een din\u021bi.  A trebuit sa \u00eel joc \u00een picioare.<\/p>\n

Oricum,  sunt defel foarte distrat ( distrus?)  \u0219i demagnetizez des cheia de la camera, o mai uit \u00eenauntru,  chestii.<\/p>\n

De minim o data pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ajung la recep\u021bie sa \u00eemi remagnetizeze plasticul, care ajunge \u00een mod invariabil l\u00e2ng\u0103 telefon, care mai are \u0219i o coperta cu \u00eenchiz\u0103toare magnetica.<\/p>\n

La un momentdat a trebuit sa ii mint pe aia ca nu sunt handicapat,  ci ca lucrez undeva unde e o poarta magnetica prin care trec zilnic \u0219i mi se buleste cardul.<\/p>\n

Azi fusei la un pahar de vorba \u0219i din vorba-n vorba iar uitai \u0219i pusei cardul de la camera l\u00e2ng\u0103 telefon. <\/p>\n

\u0218tiam deja de c\u00e2nd ajunsei \u00een hotel ca nu o sa mearg\u0103,  dar zisei ca hai sa \u00eencerc,  \u00een p\u0103trat,  \u00een ce-o fi, ca poate merge.<\/p>\n

Nope. Cobor\u00e2i.  Jos m\u0103 a\u0219tepta grecul meu preferat c\u0103ruia ii spusei ca mi-am demagnetizat cardul. <\/p>\n

R\u00e2dea. Zic:
\n-I know that  this happens to me very often…
\nZice:
\n-Some weeks ago there was a guest working at BM[some company] who was passing every day through a magnetic door and was demagnetizing his key.<\/p>\n

Ma uit la el, gen:<\/p>\n

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Si-i zic proste\u0219te :
\n– Yeah well, I have found a way, after all to hide my key from the magnetic door, but this doesn’t help when I go out drinking with my friends. Then I always forget and place it near my phone. <\/p>\n

N-a \u00een\u021beles nimic.  Mi-a magnetizat cheia,  \u0219i mi-a zis:<\/p>\n

-Oh, well, keep it out of that magnetic door,  or credit cards.<\/p>\n

-A-ham. 10x.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 a\u021bi b\u0103ut ceva, ca mine acum,  \u00eentoarce\u021bi-va m\u00e2ine \u0219i citi\u021bi ca poate nu-i tocmai clar. Am mai zis din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd ca stau…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-civilisation"],"views":2298,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-Iq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2754"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2757,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions\/2757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}