{"id":2759,"date":"2015-07-31T21:31:15","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T19:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2759"},"modified":"2015-07-31T21:31:15","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T19:31:15","slug":"tarom-acest-hub-al-necivilizatiei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2759","title":{"rendered":"Tarom, acest hub al neciviliza\u021biei"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Acest articol este educativ. Dac\u0103 ignora\u021bi textul care con\u021bine expresii licentioase,\u00a0 pe care unii le pot considera obscene.<br \/>\nAberez trei r\u00e2nduri sa nu apar\u0103 obscenitatea \u00een extrasul de Facebook. <\/p>\n<p>Pula mea, tre&#8217; sa dau lec\u021bii. <\/p>\n<p>Zbor cu Tarom deja de 3 luni. Doua zboruri \u0219i ma fac gold \u0103\u0219tia.\u00a0 Gen, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it am sc\u0103pat de Lufthansa pe care i-am futut \u00een gur\u0103 at\u00e2ta amar de vreme.<\/p>\n<p>Ce s\u0103 vezi,\u00a0\u00a0 nici Tarom nu mai e ce-a fost. <\/p>\n<p>Eh, dar nu-i boscorodesc acum ca nu le vreau falimentul. Sunt okish ei.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103l\u0103torii, nah,ce sa ceri, unii sunt ca v\u00e2nz\u0103torii de branza din personalul de acum 1000 de ani.<\/p>\n<p>E a treia oara c\u00e2nd merg la baie sa ma eliberez de diferite lichide consumate \u00een exces la lounge \u0219i tot a treia oara c\u00e2nd g\u0103sesc chiuveta plina cu l\u0103turi.\u00a0<br \/>\nPlina ochi, nu doar murdara.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i sa \u0219ti\u021bi voi ca chiuveta aia nu e \u00eenfundata. Chiar de loc.\u00a0 Ba \u0219i scrie pe ea:<br \/>\nCa polite\u021be&#8230; V\u0103 sugeram folosirea prosopului pentru \u0219tergerea chiuvetei. <\/p>\n<p>Cum am f\u0103cut eu \u00een poza de mai jos, Bah.<br \/>\nSigur,\u00a0 e o sugestie.\u00a0 F\u0103r\u0103 amenda ce succes sa ai&#8230; Iar \u00eemi aduc aminte ca \u00een aeroport \u00een Mombassa scria ca fumatul se pedepse\u0219te cu \u00eenchisoare sau\/ \u0219i cu amenda. \u00cen func\u021bie de dispozi\u021bia \u0103lora.<\/p>\n<p>Bine\u00een\u021beles, \u00een pula mea, ca trebuie sa o \u0219i gole\u0219ti ca sa o po\u021bi \u0219terge.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 scriu aici ca poate cauta cineva pe net instruc\u021biuni,\u00a0 de\u0219i ma \u00eendoiesc:<\/p>\n<p>Pe butonul cu \u021beav\u0103 din st\u00e2nga apesi ca sa curg\u0103 s\u0103pun.\u00a0 Mi se rupe dac\u0103 vrei sa folose\u0219ti, sau nu. De fapt, dac\u0103 nu vrei sa \u0219tergi chiuveta,\u00a0 nici sa o gole\u0219ti, mai bine las\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De la butonul ro\u0219u curge apa calda (ar trebui),\u00a0 de la cel albastru rece. Tot asa, dac\u0103 nu ai de g\u00e2nd sa gole\u0219ti \u0219i sa cure\u021bi chiuveta,\u00a0 nu te mai obosi sa ape\u0219i nici pe astea. \u0218terge-te pe pantaloni sau pe tricou. Refuz sa cred ca por\u021bi c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 \u0219i e\u0219ti sc\u0103pat din beci. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen st\u00e2nga, mai sus ( nu a \u00eenc\u0103put \u00een poza)\u00a0 e un dispensor de \u0219erve\u021bele.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 ai folosit chiuveta, indubitabil (sau a\u0219a visez eu) vei vrea \u0219i sa te \u0219tergi pe m\u00e2ini cu ele. Dac\u0103 tot te \u0219tergi pe m\u00e2ini,<br \/>\nApas\u0103 \u00een mor\u021bii ma-tii \u0219i pe butonul rotund de inox de deasupra robinetului cu butoane rosu \u0219i albastru. Ce crezi, ala gole\u0219te chiuveta,\u00a0 pe care o po\u021bi \u0219terge apoi cu \u0219erve\u021belele alea de care am zis adineauri.\u00a0 P\u00e2n\u0103 arata ca \u00een poza.\u00a0 Hai ca nu e greu. Dai de doua ori \u0219i gata.\u00a0 \u0218i o maimu\u021b\u0103 poate.<br \/>\nLe arunci acolo unde scrie Push\/ \u00cempinge\u021bi,\u00a0 nu \u00een veceu futu-ti casa ma-tii de cercopitec.\u00a0 Nici h\u00e2rtia igienica nu o arunci \u00een veceu, ca dac\u0103 ai fi \u00eencercat sa ape\u0219i butonul care gole\u0219te vasul \u0219i \u00eel spala ai fi observat ca h\u00e2rtia nu prea trece. Dar n-ai \u00eencercat ca intr-unul dintre zborurile trecute, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een baia aia,\u00a0 h\u00e2rtia z\u0103cea acolo semi-uscata. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/wpid-wp-1438366915285.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1438366915285\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/wpid-wp-1438366915285.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oare dac\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenec pe vreunul \u00een propriile l\u0103turi ma bag\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia la terorism? <\/p>\n<p>Sigur, e \u0219i vina mea ca nu ma pis dracu&#8217; \u00een aeroport.\u00a0 Tot un fel de idiot sunt \u0219i eu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acest articol este educativ. Dac\u0103 ignora\u021bi textul care con\u021bine expresii licentioase,\u00a0 pe care unii le pot considera obscene. Aberez trei r\u00e2nduri sa nu apar\u0103 obscenitatea&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2758,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,82],"tags":[529,528,527],"class_list":["post-2759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-prin-lume","tag-cum-te-caci-in-avion","tag-instructiuni-de-folosire-a-baii-in-avion","tag-romani-in-avion"],"views":1374,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/wpid-wp-1438366915285.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-Iv","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2760,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions\/2760"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}