{"id":27703,"date":"2024-05-21T09:37:41","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T08:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27703"},"modified":"2024-05-21T10:06:21","modified_gmt":"2024-05-21T09:06:21","slug":"manusi-reclama-la-nu-mai-fi-prost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27703","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103nu\u0219i: Reclam\u0103 la nu mai fi prost"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Unealta potrivit\u0103 pentru jobul potrivit nu se poate la mine, dec\u00e2t cu jum\u0103tate de m\u0103sur\u0103, pentru c\u0103-s rom\u00e2n, m\u00e2ndru c\u0103-s rom\u00e2n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hHammT681Vo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Am cump\u0103rat din \u00eent\u00e2mplare cele mai bune m\u0103nu\u0219i din galaxie. \u0103lea \u201dWatertite\u201d. Au o aderen\u021b\u0103 nemaiv\u0103zut\u0103 pentru mine, filistin pentru care orice m\u00e2nu\u0219i sunt la fel. Sunt a\u0219a de aderente c\u0103 m\u0103 macin\u0103 \u00eentrebarea, oare cum ar fi s\u0103 ai prezervative din cauciuc din \u0103sta \u0219i s\u0103 nu le lubrifiezi.  Nu \u00eentreba\u021bi niciodat\u0103 ce e \u00een capul meu, c\u0103 nu-i nimic special ,dar bate v\u00e2ntul interesant. <br \/><br \/> Cump\u0103ram anterior, din \u0103lea generice , de 5 lire, sau 5 lei, depinde de \u021bar\u0103, sub titlul de \u201dm\u00e2nu\u0219i de lucru\u201d. Not anymore, c\u00e2nd le-am v\u0103zut pe \u0103stea ast\u0103 iarn\u0103, ploua de mi se \u00eencre\u021beau m\u00e2inile \u00een m\u0103nu\u0219i de c\u00e2rp\u0103, m-am \u00eendr\u0103go\u0219tit de ele, chiar s\u0103pt\u00e2m\u00e2na asta o s\u0103 \u00eemi mai cump\u0103r 1-2 perechi, c\u0103-s masochist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"27704\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=27704#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/manusi-watertite.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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perechi, altfel numai pentru ea, c\u0103 banii e scumpi \u0219i-s riscuri pe care mi le asum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" data-attachment-id=\"27706\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=27706#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/manusi-anti-cut.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"2048,1536\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"manusi-anti-cut\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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(max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 cum am zis, eu am observat mai demult c\u0103 mi se lipe\u0219te m\u00e2na de \u0219urubelni\u021ba electric\u0103, mai \u021bii un \u0219urub, mai astea, \u0219i c\u0103 ar fi posibil s\u0103 mi se suceasc\u0103 dar am zic c\u0103 \u201deh, ce-o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nimic, \u021bineam un banal holz\u0219urub  cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00een\u0219urubez cu filetanta \u0219i mi s-a prins  cumva degetul mic de dup\u0103 tija de la filetant\u0103 \u0219i i-am dat a\u0219a un sfert de tur\u0103, la deget, nu la \u0219urub.  Noroc c\u0103-s \u00eenc\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r, cu semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii, c\u0103 nu s-a rupt nimic, a s\u0103rit degetul de pe pozi\u021bie l-am pus la loc cu ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i, aduc\u00e2ndu-mi aminte de ce nu m-am f\u0103cut doftor, c\u0103 m\u0103 tot mint c\u0103 e din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 era mult de tocit \u0219i salarii mici , c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se mi\u0219te &#8216;napoi \u0219i s\u0103 se umfle, am fost s\u0103-i ar\u0103t \u0219i so\u021biei ce-ndem\u00e2natic am , dar mai ales s\u0103 dau cu ceva diclofenac \u0219i s\u0103-l bag un pic \u00een cur ca s\u0103 se calmeze , c\u0103 altceva n-aveam la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i aia a fost , back in business,  m\u0103 mai doare un pic \u0219i gata &#8211; ca via\u021ba, dar se putea termina altfel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi un om f\u0103r\u0103 degetul mic, cu r\u00e2uri de clei curg\u00e2ndu-i din urechi \u0219i c\u00e2te \u0219i mai c\u00e2te. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unealta potrivit\u0103 pentru jobul potrivit nu se poate la mine, dec\u00e2t cu jum\u0103tate de m\u0103sur\u0103, pentru c\u0103-s rom\u00e2n, m\u00e2ndru c\u0103-s rom\u00e2n. Am cump\u0103rat din \u00eent\u00e2mplare&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571,500,952,229],"tags":[5897,5896],"class_list":["post-27703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","category-self","category-review","category-tech","tag-accident-de-munca","tag-manusi-super-aderente"],"views":710,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/manusi-watertite.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7cP","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27703"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27710,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27703\/revisions\/27710"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}