{"id":2786,"date":"2015-08-07T20:10:10","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T18:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2786"},"modified":"2015-08-07T20:10:10","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T18:10:10","slug":"azi-ma-simt-ca-raducioiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2786","title":{"rendered":"Azi ma simt ca Raducioiu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Nu trecur\u0103 nici doua luni legate de c\u00e2nd ma mutai pe noua masina \u0219i pusei iar talpa pe \u00eenchiriata asta de la Europcar.<\/p>\n<p>Cand am condus prima oara automate, sau dup\u0103 mult timp de manuala, mai f\u0103ceam cate un ap\u0103sat \u00een podea \u00een loc dr ambreiaj, dar rar, sau \u00eemi venea sa pun mana pe schimb\u0103tor,&nbsp; asta mai des. <\/p>\n<p>Nu ma a\u0219teptam ca dup\u0103 doua luni sa uit sa conduc.&nbsp; St\u0103team \u00een parcare la Frankfurter Ring \u0219i tot impingeam schimb\u0103torul intr-a \u00eent\u00e2ia \u0219i nu \u0219tiam ce pizda ma-sii nu intra. Mmm. E o idee buna sa ape\u0219i ambreiajul.<\/p>\n<p>Ap\u0103s \u0219i bag \u00een vitez\u0103.&nbsp; Poate nu \u00ee\u021bi vine sa crezi ca ridicai piciorul de pe ambreiaj ap\u0103s\u00e2nd tare pe frana&#8230;sa nu plece. Zic,&nbsp; wtf, gen ce-am Bah. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen doua minute \u00eemi revenii, numa ca ma trezii conduc\u00e2nd \u00een treapta a treia pe la 5000 de ture \u0219i nu \u0219tiam ce pizda ma-sii nu se mai accelereaz\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 care schimbai a patra, a cincea \u0219i a \u0219asea. Parca va spusei ca are doar 5. 6 e mar\u0219arier.&nbsp; \u0218i da, intra.&nbsp; \u0218i la 80 la ora. Ca Fordul pulii nu mai are inel de mar\u0219arier.&nbsp; Nu,nu se strica, dar \u0219i nici nu merge \u00eenapoi, dar se auzau ni\u0219te chestii zanganind de\u0219i eram cu piciorul pe ambreiaj. <\/p>\n<p>Ba, astia carr fac ma\u0219ini acum s-au cretinit de tot? <\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. Nu mai vreau ma\u0219ini mici. Oglinzile \u0103\u0219tia sunt ca alea de ascutitorile alea chineze\u0219ti .<br \/>\nLa Hyundai am cat oglinda de la baie.<\/p>\n<p>#azisuntblond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu trecur\u0103 nici doua luni legate de c\u00e2nd ma mutai pe noua masina \u0219i pusei iar talpa pe \u00eenchiriata asta de la Europcar. Cand am&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2785,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1572,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/wpid-wp-1438970994851.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-IW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2787,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786\/revisions\/2787"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}