{"id":27929,"date":"2024-06-17T07:06:14","date_gmt":"2024-06-17T06:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27929"},"modified":"2024-06-17T07:06:14","modified_gmt":"2024-06-17T06:06:14","slug":"nu-imi-incape-frantuzoaica-in-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=27929","title":{"rendered":"Nu \u00eemi \u00eencape fran\u021buzoaica in Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Poate o sa scriu mai mult despre asta, dar vreau s\u0103 \u00eencep. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prin a spune c\u0103 am venit cu rabla in Paris, dinspre Londra. \u00cen loc s\u0103 iau trin, sau avion, sau pula \u00een f\u0103lci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce ? In primul rand c\u0103 eu nu locuiesc \u00een Londra, ci mai \u00een deal un pic. \u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, ca s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc la traversarea Canalului m\u00e2necii prin tunel la fel c\u0103 pe bilete de tren Londra – Paris. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u00een primul \u0219i \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, a\u0219a de-al dracului, s\u0103 v\u0103d eu cum e cu ma\u0219ina prin comuna din Paris. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Norocul meu, c\u0103 am avut totu\u0219i un dram de ra\u021biune \u00een ce mi-a mai r\u0103mas din creieri \u0219i am luat hotel aproape de  marginea Parisului, aproape de St. Denis, in Ouen, cum ie\u0219i de pe autostrada A1 \u0219i c\u0103 am ajuns noaptea pe la 4. Altfel era belit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cotor, a\u0219a a fost doar de jum\u0103tate, c\u0103 am ratat str\u0103zile doar de trei ori de la ie\u0219irea de pe A1 p\u00e2n\u0103 la hotel, adic\u0103 un drum de 2.4km, asta cu google maps pornit, dar fac \u0103\u0219tia sensuri unice mai rapid dec\u00e2t le pune google pe hart\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dup\u0103 aia am ratat hotelul, dup\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut o ocolitoare pe str\u0103zi cu sens unic, pe str\u0103zi str\u00e2mtate \u0219i ocupate de p\u00e2rtii pentru bicicli\u0219ti, trotineti\u0219ti, autobuzi\u0219ti, handicapa\u021bi \u00een c\u0103rucioare cu rotile, orice categorii , p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu a mai r\u0103mas loc de str\u0103zi pentru ma\u0219ini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e o surpriz\u0103 total\u0103, am tot citit \u0219i v\u0103zut clipuri cum:\u00a0 mvai, Parisul se transform\u0103 \u0219i dintr-un ora\u0219\u00a0 ocupat de ma\u0219ini \u0219i este redat oamenilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i de aia am \u0219i venit, \u00een parte cu ma\u0219ina ( pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 sunt un excentric, p\u0103cat ca m-am n\u0103scut s\u0103rac \u0219i o s\u0103 mor la fel) , ca s\u0103 constat si eu cum e fa\u021b\u0103 de niciodat\u0103, ca data trecut\u0103 am fost in Paris cu avion, tren , metrou si pe jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar s\u0103 v\u0103d cum este. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103i, ca pieton ,biciclist\u00a0 \u0219i alte categorii acum favorizate, \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu cum e, poate o s\u0103 revin \u0219i o s\u0103 completez. Dar ca ma\u0219inist sigur este r\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 vii \u0219i s\u0103 te plimbi\u00a0 cu ma\u0219ina \u00een Paris , mai g\u00e2nde\u0219te-te \u0219i f\u0103-o doar dac\u0103 ai ceva de dovedit, c\u0103 altfel e anumit f\u0103cut incomod, lent, nu ai unde s\u0103 parchezi nici noaptea , de abia am g\u0103sit noaptea loc de “10 minute pe avari” la 200 de metri de hotel, p\u00e2n\u0103 am luat cheia de la parcarea subteran\u0103 rezervat\u0103 cu luni \u00een avans, aflat\u0103 \u0219i aia pe o alt\u0103 strad\u0103 dec\u00e2t hotelul , 5 minute de mers pe jos .\u00a0 \u0218i \u00een parcarea aia , hotelul , un butic cu camere pe 6 etaje, are 4 locuri de parcare. Dou\u0103 erau deja ocupate, iar din celelalte am parcat eu, dar nu prea mi-a \u00eenc\u0103put.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ma\u0219ina mea compact\u0103, b\u0103 domnu’ @Fery<\/strong>, care zici c\u0103 sunt eu lache \u0219i nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 parchez\u00a0 \u0219i c\u0103 nu e, c\u0103 ai loc cu orice ma\u0219in\u0103 de 5 metri oriunde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ai pe pula mea. Mi-a zis so\u021bia s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc c\u0103 lovesc o \u021beav\u0103 de canalizare,  cred, cu luneta. Am oprit, m-am dat jos s\u0103 v\u0103d cu ochiul meu, m-am urcat la loc \u0219i am mai dat un pic \u00eenapoi de nu a mai r\u0103mas nici un lat de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i a ie\u0219it a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 o mut, gen, dac\u0103 se elibereaz\u0103 azi locul \u0103la mai mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un Audi A4 break a \u00eenc\u0103put mai bine \u00een locul de l\u00e2ng\u0103, c\u0103 e mai jos de cur \u0219i a putut fi inserat mai ad\u00e2nc sub \u021beav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Poate o sa scriu mai mult despre asta, dar vreau s\u0103 \u00eencep. Prin a spune c\u0103 am venit cu rabla in Paris, dinspre Londra. \u00cen…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5461,2480],"tags":[5945,5944],"class_list":["post-27929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c4-picasso","category-franta","tag-cu-masina-prin-paris","tag-in-paris-2024"],"views":797,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Citroen-C4-Picasso-in-paris.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7gt","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27929"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27958,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27929\/revisions\/27958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}