{"id":28019,"date":"2024-06-27T03:37:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-27T02:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28019"},"modified":"2024-06-21T10:36:15","modified_gmt":"2024-06-21T09:36:15","slug":"ultrascurt-batuti-in-cap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28019","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: B\u0103tu\u021bi \u00een cap"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hotnews.ro\/in-fiecare-an-peste-60-000-de-romani-sufera-un-traumatism-cranio-cerebral-1524250\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Asta<\/a> cred c\u0103 este defini\u021bia la a fi b\u0103tut \u00een cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"840\" height=\"172\" data-attachment-id=\"28020\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=28020#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23.png\" data-orig-size=\"840,172\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-23\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23-480x98.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23.png 840w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23-480x98.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23-200x41.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23-768x157.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam m\u0103&nbsp; trebuie s\u0103 fie o glum\u0103, dup\u0103 care am stat \u0219i m-am g\u00e2ndit pu\u021bin la copil\u0103ria mea.&nbsp; Unul din motivele pentru care nua tund chel, al treilea dup\u0103 faptul c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place \u0219i dup\u0103 faptul c\u0103 am capul pu\u021bin asimetric, c\u0103 m-a pus mama in p\u0103tu\u021b doar pe o parte o buna perioad\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 a \u00eentrebat-o m\u0103-sa dac\u0103 mamaia ei e \u021bigan sau ceva, este c\u0103 am numai dungi, nu de circula\u021bie ci din \u0103stea de traumatism cranian &#8211; din fericire, cred c\u0103 nu sunt cerebrale &#8211; la ultima ( singura) radiografie cranian\u0103, dup\u0103 un meci cu o victorie dificil\u0103 prin abandon , eram ok cerebral, in sensul c\u0103 decerebrat, normal, dup\u0103 cum pute\u021bi citi, dar OK. Pesemne c\u0103 toate instantele in care mi-am.spart capul singur, sau mi l-au spart al\u021bii au fost a\u0219a ceva u\u0219or de var\u0103.&nbsp; 60,000&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asta cred c\u0103 este defini\u021bia la a fi b\u0103tut \u00een cap. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam m\u0103&nbsp; trebuie s\u0103 fie o glum\u0103, dup\u0103 care am stat \u0219i m-am&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28020,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571,500,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","category-self","category-uncategorized"],"views":607,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-23.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7hV","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28019"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28058,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28019\/revisions\/28058"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}