{"id":2808,"date":"2015-08-14T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-14T10:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2808"},"modified":"2015-08-14T13:18:09","modified_gmt":"2015-08-14T11:18:09","slug":"totusi-e-plaja-si-la-nemti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2808","title":{"rendered":"Totu\u0219i, e plaja \u0219i la nem\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Clar, Germania nu apare \u00een pliantele agen\u021biilor de turism (interna\u021bionale)  cu sejururi la mare. Dar mare\/ plaj\u0103 au.  Destul\u0103.  \u0218i-mi aduc acum aminte de un schimb de replici din Snatch,  care era ceva gen Doug The Head zice:
\n-We’ve got sandy beaches… (\u00cen UK)
\nIar Avi ii r\u0103spunde:
\n– Yeah? So who the fuck wants to see them?<\/p>\n

Cam asa credeam ca e \u0219i cu \u0103\u0219tia.
\n\u0218i, dup\u0103 cum spuneam, am fost mai \u00eent\u00e2i la Marea Baltica.  Aproape de Lubeck. Or\u0103\u0219elul ala ( Timmendorfer Strand)  e frumu\u0219el,  mic,  cochet.
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Aveau \u0219i ceva expo cu sea Life, la care se adunase o coada formata din to\u021bi locuitorii ora\u0219ului, cred.<\/p>\n

Au \u0219i pontoane \u0219i plaja,  doar ca pentru plaja \u00ee\u021bi trebuia umbrela… de ploaie.
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Gen, asta e,  nu am nimerit eu ziua aia \u00een care se st\u0103 la plaja in Germania. <\/p>\n

Apa avea 18 grade, aerul la fel \u0219i b\u0103tea v\u00e2ntul.  \u0218i totu\u0219i, era lume \u00een apa. Cred ca ceva na\u021bie de eschimosi sau rusi alcoolizati, altfel nu \u00een\u021beleg.<\/p>\n

Ma rog, eu eram ca dup\u0103 raliul Le Mans asa ceva \u0219i percep\u021bia e cristalizata prin filtrul oboselii.
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Dar a doua zi am fost la St. Peter Ording, inspre de grani\u021ba cu Danemarca, unde e, cic\u0103, una din cele mai frumoase plaje ale lor. Mai era ceva pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Sylt, dar era deja prea mult de alergat. Asa ca m-am mul\u021bumit sa merg aci. <\/p>\n

Una despre drum vreau sa zic. Dat dracului de aglomerat c\u0103tre punctele de interes turistic \u0219i c\u0103tre c\u0103\u0219i <\/em>
\nde\u0219i e peste tot autostrada, pe alocuri cu 3 benzi pe sens, pe alocuri \u00een lucru, cu benzi sub\u021biate. <\/p>\n

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Eh \u0219i cum am ajuns acolo, dup\u0103 ceva fric\u021biune cu parcarea despre care am sa scriu \u00een alt articol, am g\u0103sit un fel de Costine\u0219ti mai civilizat,
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\nsau un fel de vam\u0103 cu motocicli\u0219ti f\u0103c\u00e2nd plaja \u00een costum de motocicli\u0219ti.
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\n\u0218i muuuulti bicicletisti. Da, da \u0219tiu – bicicli\u0219ti <\/em>.STFU, e cum am zis.<\/p>\n

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Un ponton lung de 500 de metri peste o plaja cu nisip mai fin dec\u00e2t mine. Tare asta, nu B-) ?
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\nUmbra din poza nu e deget, e coperta telefonului pe care o ur\u0103sc cu pasiune, dar mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t as ur\u00ee sa cheltui 600 de lei lunar pe refresh de telefon.<\/p>\n

De la cap\u0103tul pontonului mai sunt \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 3 -5 sute de metri de plaja nisipoasa pana la mare. Aproape de mare nisipul e lutos \u0219i tare. <\/p>\n

Am putut sa ajung pana la malul marii \u00een teni\u0219i de\u0219i plaja e inundata pe alocuri
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\u00cen cele din urma am fost convins sa ma descul\u021b de\u0219i Grinch – nu \u0219i nu! Ca Grinch
\nvrea pe malul m\u0103rii \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat, \u00een blugi \u0219i cu p\u0103l\u0103ria \u00een cap. Oh fuck, p\u0103l\u0103ria. Am mai pierdut o p\u0103l\u0103rie… Gri. Nu n-o aveam atunci, doar mi-adusei acum aminte. <\/p>\n

Aaaanyway, bine a f\u0103cut ca m-a convins sa lep\u0103d teni\u0219ii. Nisipul fin, apa calda \u0219i puteai sa mergi pe plaja pana \u00een Olanda (cred). <\/p>\n

Multa lume pe plaja, dar e at\u00e2ta spa\u021biu -pentru tot nem\u021bii a\u0219 spune, \u0219i pentru imigran\u021bii rom\u00e2ni, bulgari \u0219i polonezi. <\/p>\n

Nu te sim\u021bi \u00eenghesuit. Cam bate v\u00e2ntul \u0219i e frumos de dat cu zmeul, cu parapanta \u0219i alte chestii de v\u00e2nt.
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Clar, Germania nu apare \u00een pliantele agen\u021biilor de turism (interna\u021bionale)  cu sejururi la mare. Dar mare\/ plaj\u0103 au.  Destul\u0103.  \u0218i-mi aduc acum aminte de un…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2824,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,359],"tags":[538,540,539],"class_list":["post-2808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-de-vacanta","tag-la-mare-in-germania","tag-lubeck","tag-st-peter-ording"],"views":2962,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/wpid-wp-1439549770509.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-Ji","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2808"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2828,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions\/2828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}