{"id":28080,"date":"2024-06-29T06:41:38","date_gmt":"2024-06-29T05:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28080"},"modified":"2024-06-29T17:36:44","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T16:36:44","slug":"monumentul-ratarii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28080","title":{"rendered":"Monumentul rat\u0103rii"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Aveam ceva lucr\u0103ri de anvergur\u0103 mondial\u0103 care mi se desf\u0103\u0219urau \u00een curte \u0219i, printre altele, trebuia s\u0103 recep\u021bionez niste sticle de cabin\u0103 de du\u0219; u\u0219i, panouri, astea. A venit un nene gras \u0219i le-a adus, l-am ajutat s\u0103 le care, a se citi m-am \u021binut \u0219i eu de ele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prev\u0103z\u0103tor, c\u0103 mi-a zis so\u021bia , care nu era acas\u0103 , s\u0103 m\u0103 uit bine la ele, lucru pe care nu \u00eel fac niciodat\u0103 , dovad\u0103 st\u0103 cutia de c\u0103rbuni pe care am desf\u0103cut-o acum cand scriu articolul \u0103sta ( nu cand citi\u021bi voi ) pentru ca s\u0103 \u00eei bag pe foc \u0219i am g\u0103sit \u00een ea dou\u0103 manere de la u\u0219a de magazie pe care am inceput-o anul trecut si a c\u0103rei u\u0219a avea nevoie de m\u00e2nere \u00een martie, c\u00e2nd am \u0219i cump\u0103rat c\u0103rbunii \u0103\u0219tia folosi\u021bi la final de iunie, pentru c\u0103 f\u0103-\u021bi sanie vara \u0219i uite-o \u00een c\u0103ru\u021ba pe care ai f\u0103cut-o iarna trecut\u0103. Am crezut c\u0103 nu au venit sau nu \u0219tiu ce ,\u0219i am cump\u0103rat altele pe care le-am\u00a0 r\u0103t\u0103cit \u0219i am cump\u0103rat altele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar de data asta nu, am zis c\u0103 verific la s\u00e2nge. Ceea ce am \u0219i f\u0103cut, cu primul panou dus \u00een cas\u0103, timp in care omul a mai adus unul \u0219i l-a rezemat de cas\u0103 afar\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103 plece. Nu, m\u0103, stai a\u0219a, s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m. C\u0103 uite c\u0103 are cartonul niste g\u0103uri, dar se vede c\u0103 e in regul\u0103 nu are “damage”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stai a\u0219a s\u0103 vad\u0103 ochiul meu… \u00een regul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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-Ah, da, ce surpriz\u0103, c\u0103 \u021bine-l a\u0219a \u0219i \u00eei suni tu pe \u0103ia de la Victorian Plumbing s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trimit\u0103 altele, c\u0103 eu sunt doar cu transportul, c\u0103. Aha, stai sa sun so\u021bia s\u0103 \u00eei spun, s-o \u00eentreb , s\u0103 vedem. La mi\u0219to, eram pe nega\u021bie cu abnega\u021bie. Ia-le!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 dac\u0103 le iau trebuie s\u0103 le iau \u00eenapoi pe toate \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 le \u00eempachetezi la loc. Dap, bag\u0103 mare, stai c\u0103 aduc scociul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103gat mare, a vorbit so\u021bia cu ei, au trimis din nou un panou cu aceea\u0219i firm\u0103 de transport, dar ambalat altfel. C\u00e2nd i-am v\u0103zut desc\u0103rc\u00e2ndu-l am ie\u0219it la doamna s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 au gre\u0219it casa , noi nu am comandat niciun mausoleu, c\u0103 suntem to\u021bi vii \u0219i cu planuri, s\u0103 \u00eencerce la vecini ( eu fiind eu, trece\u021bi peste ) .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 nu c\u0103 cic\u0103 monumentul \u0103sta este panoul de du\u0219 ambalat s\u0103 nu se deterioreze. Mi-a l\u0103sat mausolemnul \u00een curte \u0219i a plecat, unde a \u0219i r\u0103mas p\u00e2n\u0103 la montaj. C\u0103 era deosebit de dificil de inspectat orice, iar eu nu fac at\u00e2ta munc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Practic , m-a t\u0103iat cu \u0219eptarul, putea s\u0103 fi fost ambalat fix acela\u0219i panou bu\u0219it c\u0103 nu catadicseau at\u00e2ta efort  . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-am f\u0103cut cruci cu limba \u0219i rug\u0103ciuni, c\u0103 astea sunt mai u\u0219or de \u00eentreprins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aveam ceva lucr\u0103ri de anvergur\u0103 mondial\u0103 care mi se desf\u0103\u0219urau \u00een curte \u0219i, printre altele, trebuia s\u0103 recep\u021bionez niste sticle de cabin\u0103 de du\u0219; u\u0219i,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28109,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":598,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/P_20240619_192031-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7iU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28080"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28143,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28080\/revisions\/28143"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}