{"id":28152,"date":"2024-07-02T07:15:32","date_gmt":"2024-07-02T06:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28152"},"modified":"2024-07-02T07:34:36","modified_gmt":"2024-07-02T06:34:36","slug":"sarakie-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28152","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103r\u0103kie #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Eram prin Mauritius \u0219i copilul zburda in piscin\u0103, iar la un moment dat s-a oprit dorind s\u0103 \u0219tie de ce nu avem \u0219i noi piscin\u0103 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chiar a\u0219a, rote\u0219ti jum\u0103tate de planet\u0103, s\u0103 te dai cu curul \u00een balt\u0103 . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 de ce nu putem s\u0103 facem \u0219i noi piscin\u0103 acas\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I-a explicat so\u021bia c\u0103 ce frig este \u00een UK, la care copilul s-a g\u00e2ndit la o metod\u0103 nemaiauzit\u0103 de nimeni &#8211; dar nu o putem \u00eenc\u0103lzi? 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