{"id":28158,"date":"2024-07-03T07:37:18","date_gmt":"2024-07-03T06:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28158"},"modified":"2024-07-03T13:54:41","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T12:54:41","slug":"sarakie-2-air-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28158","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103r\u0103kie #2. Air Up."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Are copilul o sticla de ap\u0103 pentru \u0219coal\u0103, de fapt un termos, nu vi-l ar\u0103t, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi fac copiii de r\u00e2s, dar arat\u0103 de parc\u0103 a fost la campionatul european de fotbal, pe post de minge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A \u00eentrebat-o o dat\u0103 so\u021bia dac\u0103 \u00eel scap\u0103 zilnic pe jos \u0219i a zis c\u0103 nu, dar \u00eel scap\u0103 in unele zile de mai multe ori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, copii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i am \u00eentrebat-o \u00eentr-o doar\u0103 dac\u0103 colegii ei tot a\u0219a scap\u0103 sticlele pe jos, cic\u0103 da, sau nu, nu a fost clar, am \u00eentrebat-o dac\u0103 a\u0219a le au to\u021bi, burdu\u0219ite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 cic\u0103 nu c\u0103 ei au altfel de sticle , care nu se str\u00e2mb\u0103, Air Up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd auzeam \u0219i m-am prins c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie ceva hype de care bo\u0219orogul de mine nu a auzit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pun link<\/a> ca s\u0103 vede\u021bi despre ce e vorba nu s\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi a\u0219a ceva , chiar a\u0219 zice s\u0103 nu<\/strong>, de\u0219i probabil c\u0103 eu …<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta e genera\u021bia 1, aia mai ieftin\u0103 – o pul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i asta e genera\u021bia 2. Eu aici \u00eemi notez pentru mine, presupun c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc sub o piatr\u0103 \u0219i a\u021bi auzit to\u021bi deja de chestia asta, dar cu ignoran\u021bi ca mine e greu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M\u0103 uit la sticla asta \u0219i \u00eentreb doar pe jum\u0103tate la mi\u0219to:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103i, c\u00e2\u021bi colegi de-ai t\u0103i au sticl\u0103 din asta? A\u0219a boga\u021bi sunt colegii t\u0103i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Multi, unii au cate dou\u0103, a\u0219a de boga\u021bi sunt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Si care e treaba cu sticla asta, de ce e a\u0219a scump\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Are niste “pods” care fac apa s\u0103 aib\u0103 gust de coca cola. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scotocesc pe site-ul \u0103lora \u0219i v\u0103d pizdele \u0103stea in care \u00ee\u021bi bagi limba s\u0103-i dea gust de pula mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M\u0103 uit \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 un inel din \u0103sta aromatizeaz\u0103 circa 5 litri de ap\u0103.  \u0218i se laud\u0103 ei c\u0103 cost\u0103 la jum\u0103tate fa\u021b\u0103 de pre\u021bul b\u0103uturilor cu zah\u0103r. Mega deal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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-\u0218i ai vrea a\u0219a ceva ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, c\u0103 am vorbit deja cu mami!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i ce a zis? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A zis c\u0103 nu \u0219tie, c\u0103 nimic. M\u0103 la\u0219i ?!?!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00centreb copilul cel\u0103lalt dac\u0103 a auzit de asta. C\u0103 da, c\u0103 au to\u021bi colegii ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103i \u0219i colegii t\u0103i sunt foarte boga\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, dar au sticle din astea \u0219i oricum noi pl\u0103tim mai mult pe sticle de jum\u0103tate de litru de unica folosin\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 ei beau ap\u0103 de la robinet in \u0103lea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

…de unde \u0219i nevoia de pizd\u0103 aromatizant\u0103…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu am concluzii, fiecare se adap\u0103 din ce vrea, dar f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia fac bani buni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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