{"id":28515,"date":"2024-09-04T09:04:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28515"},"modified":"2024-09-04T13:51:48","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T12:51:48","slug":"0degrees-gustul-puternic-si-amarui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28515","title":{"rendered":"0degrees: Gustul puternic \u0219i am\u0103rui"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Au adus \u0103\u0219tia o bere nou\u0103. Dac\u0103 e nou\u0103 vreau s\u0103 o degust.
\u00cei spune Blackberry Sour.
Juma de pint\u0103 la b\u0103iatu’, so\u021bia tot cu bere Mango, clasic\u0103, nu se \u00eencurc\u0103 cu ceva nou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd dau pe g\u00e2t o gur\u0103, simt \u00eent\u00e2i pe limb\u0103 o adiere de ceai cu poloniu, dup\u0103 care nervul ligual, cu toat\u0103 ramura mandibular\u0103 a nervului trigemen, metamorfozez\u0103 \u00een tentacule de de corabie portughez\u0103 otr\u0103vitoare cu fiere, care radiaz\u0103 \u00een ramura oftalmic\u0103 de-mi fac ochii squirting mai ceva ca pizda lu’ Tiffany Fox \u0219i arc reflex prin nucleul motor c\u0103tre glandele salivare, de b\u0103lesc \u00eenapoi \u00een pahar ca un xenomorf, de zici c\u0103 nici nu consum din bere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un gust pe care nu-l deslu\u0219esc din prima gur\u0103, nervul olfactiv , \u0219i \u0103la aflat \u00een c\u0103lduri, prinde un damf greu de doag\u0103 de butoi muceg\u0103it, \u00een care a z\u0103cut vin de buturug\u0103 \u00eentr-o mla\u0219tin\u0103 de drojdie, \u0219i a pivni\u021b\u0103 medieval\u0103 de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 jilav\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen acela\u0219i timp \u00eemi trec prin cap mai multe; s\u0103 merg s\u0103-l bat pe barman c\u0103 ce mi-a turnat \u00een pahar, s\u0103 m\u0103 internez la urgen\u021be pentru intoxica\u021bie, s\u0103 mai iau o gur\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg \u201dce e asta, f\u0103\u201d \u0219i un glon\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 glon\u021b jum\u0103tate din neuroni sc\u0103lda\u021bi \u00een GABA, sunt \u00eembiba\u021bi \u00een Cl- \u0219i lipsi\u021bi de poten\u021bial de ac\u021biune postsinaptic\u0103, iar cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate declan\u0219eaz\u0103 spasme musculare la \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u0219i arunc\u0103 unii \u00een al\u021bii cu sodiu \u0219i potasiu \u0219i-ntr-o conjunctur\u0103 lipsit\u0103 de sens \u0219i care-mi pare improbabil de \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare \u00eemi zic s\u0103 mai iau o gur\u0103.
\u0218o\u021bia m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ce-am. N-am. \u0218i mai iau un g\u00e2t \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 unul \u00eenspre metamorfoza \u00een reptilian \u0219i deslu\u0219esc p\u00e2n\u0103 la unrm\u0103 cel mai amar gust pentru o bere, zici c\u0103-i f\u0103cut\u0103 din melas\u0103 de m\u0103cri\u0219 cu rucola \u0219i \u0219tevie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E ceva oribil, nu doar pentru gust, c\u00e2t pentru dependen\u021ba de un a\u0219a gust oribil, care se instaleaz\u0103 imediat \u0219i pentru faptul c\u0103 \u00een ciuda dezgustului inclusiv la nivel celular pe care mi-l creeaz\u0103 berea asta, creierul doar dracu’ \u0219tie de ce, mai vrea.
\u0218i nu-i mai dau!

Cic\u0103 Neumarkt e o bere rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 cu nume nem\u021besc gust puternic \u0219i am\u0103rui. C\u00e2nd beau din aia nu simt nimic notabil, c\u00e2nd beau din asta m\u0103 \u00eendoi \u00een lirism \u0219i generez texte ca \u0103sta de mai sus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n




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