{"id":28541,"date":"2024-09-07T12:50:15","date_gmt":"2024-09-07T11:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28541"},"modified":"2024-09-07T12:50:15","modified_gmt":"2024-09-07T11:50:15","slug":"pentru-ca-sunt-o-doamna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=28541","title":{"rendered":"Pentru c\u0103 sunt o doamn\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Eram&nbsp; cu so\u021bia , acum doua zile ,&nbsp; s\u0103 v\u0103d Dead Pul\u0103 \u0103la. Nu e cine \u0219tie ce , nici nu fac articol pentru asta, dar cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eel mai v\u0103d o dat\u0103 , c\u00e2nd apare pe unde apar astea, cu copiii a c\u0103ror v\u00e2rst\u0103 nu o divulg, ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 bat cu serviciile sociale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway.\u00a0 Eram cu so\u021bia , dar ea era s\u0103 parcheze ma\u0219ina, c\u0103 mai mult\u00a0 ea conduce prin ora\u0219 prin UK , a\u0219a e \u00een\u021belegerea tacit\u0103. Nu e c\u0103 eu n-a\u0219 \u0219ti, dar \u00eemi convine mai bine, c\u0103 ea \u0219tie mai bine drumurile, pe aici, spre deosebire de mine, iar eu tac mai bine \u0219i mai pu\u021bin agresiv pe scaunul pasagerului, spre deosebire de ea.&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 ajut\u0103 tipul care scaneaz\u0103 bilete s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r unul de la automatele lor, foarte serviabil,\u00a0 din &#8220;doamn\u0103&#8221; ( Madame) nu m-a scos. De minim trei ori mi-a spus doamn\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, acuma io \u0219tiu c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 tund un pic mai scurt dec\u00e2t m\u0103 tund eu \u0219i am problema asta de mic. A\u0219a sunt tr\u0103s\u0103turile fe\u021bei, copil fiind ar\u0103tam ca o feti\u021b\u0103 frumoas\u0103, acuma at\u00e2t ca o femeie ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i neb\u0103rbierit\u0103, dar totu\u0219i, o doamn\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pot s\u0103 spun c\u0103 m\u0103 identific c\u0103 b\u0103rbat, dovedesc cu pula din pantaloni, la o adic\u0103, dar iau respectul oamenilor a\u0219a cum vine el, nu \u00eemi bat capul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o alt\u0103 ocazie , \u00eentr-o alt\u0103&nbsp; \u021bar\u0103 pe care nu o voi numi, c\u0103 v\u0103 da\u021bi voi seama, ocazie pe care am s\u0103 o descriu doar foarte succint, eram cu copilul in fa\u021ba unui cabinet al unei doamne doctor endocrinolog. Pardon, domni\u0219oare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domni\u0219oar\u0103 de 60 de ani +\/- 10, pariez pe plus, dar oricum varsta a treia.\u00a0 \u00cemi face intrarea doamna asistent\u0103 ( o fi \u0219i dumneaei domni\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei stric statutul &#8211; habar nu am, sunt la fel de ignorant ca b\u0103iatul( nici asta nu \u0219tiu cum se identific\u0103 , zic \u0219i eu ce mi se pare ca v\u0103d) care scana bilete ) .\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cemi face intrarea praf, c\u0103 o aud pe doctora cum o ceart\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce. \u0218tiu eu ce , dar nu v\u0103 mai spun . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intru cu copilul , dup\u0103 ce ne spune c\u0103 nu e nicio problem\u0103 de cre\u0219tere, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;p\u0103i ce, tu cat ai?&#8221;, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;1.70&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;P\u0103i vezi? E\u0219ti mic , a\u0219a suntem \u00een jude\u021bul \u0103sta, majoritatea mici, ete, na, nu mai am voie s\u0103 spun nimica acuma, dar \u0103sta e adev\u0103rul!&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Confirm din cap c\u0103 sunt de acord cu aprecierea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;So\u021bia?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;Vezi ? \u0218i ea mic\u0103? Ce probleme? Cine v-a trimis&#8230;&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;Voiam doar s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;C\u00e2nd i-a venit prima dat\u0103 ciclul?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;V\u0103 spune ea&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8220;Ei, \u00eemi spune, unde e m\u0103-sa? Nu poate sa vin\u0103 m\u0103-sa ?Ce s\u0103 discut eu cu tine? &#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cei tr\u0103geam o flegm\u0103 \u0219i plec\u0103m, dar doamna e totu\u0219i medic calificat \u0219i cu experien\u021b\u0103 &#8211; a analizat niste analize, doar ciufut\u0103 \u0219i cu fa\u021ba la cearceaf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 am f\u0103cut ce fac eu mai bine, am z\u00e2mbit \u00een\u021beleg\u0103tor \u0219i am a\u0219teptat s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i termine tirada, dup\u0103 care \u0219i-a f\u0103cut treaba.\u00a0 \u0218i la plecare i-am zis \u0219i eu &#8220;doamna doctor &#8221; doar ca s\u0103 o v\u0103d un pic pe albastru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-a spus asistenta c\u0103 s-a ofuscat c\u0103 a uitat \u0219i nu i s-a adresat cu &#8220;domni\u0219oara\u00a0 doctor&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> Nu pot s\u0103 \u00eemi permit s\u0103 o trimit la psihiatrie c\u0103 nu sunt medic s\u0103 dau sfaturi medicale, dimpotriv\u0103, eram acolo s\u0103 primesc, dar \u0219tiu c\u0103 pentru unii oameni titlul e foarte important, dracu \u0219tie de ce,&nbsp; dracu \u0219tie de ce titlul de domni\u0219oara e mai important dec\u00e2t cel de doctor \u0219i de ce doamn\u0103 e privit ca o insult\u0103, pentru v\u00e2rste venerabile este maxima apreciere civil\u0103.&nbsp; Mi se pare chiar batjocoritor s\u0103 \u021bi se adreseze cineva la etatea de 60 de ani, mai ai doi ani \u0219i dai col\u021bul, cu &#8220;domni\u0219oar\u0103&#8221;.&nbsp; Dar e irelevant&nbsp; . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eram&nbsp; cu so\u021bia , acum doua zile ,&nbsp; s\u0103 v\u0103d Dead Pul\u0103 \u0103la. 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