{"id":29153,"date":"2024-11-08T10:57:06","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T10:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=29153"},"modified":"2024-11-08T11:48:09","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T11:48:09","slug":"jurnal-de-haloween-%f0%9f%8e%83%f0%9f%91%bb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=29153","title":{"rendered":"Jurnal de Haloween 🎃👻"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit familia \u00een 2, c\u0103 copiii au zis a ei vor s\u0103 fie \u00een UK in vacan\u021ba asta care fuse \u0219i se duse,  pentru c\u0103 Halloween  . \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia nu au din \u0103sta, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia avem colinde\u021bi , pentru care nu pot s\u0103 fac iar planuri de vizitat t\u00e2rguri de Cr\u0103ciun prin Europa, c\u0103 \u00eencep vacan\u021ba cu handicap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine.  Pe urm\u0103 c\u0103 de ce merg doar eu \u0219i mama lor \u00eentr-un  fel de excursie prin Europa pe FFWD , c\u0103 ar fi vrut \u0219i…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai,hai!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Treaba e c\u0103 eu am fost \u0219i cu treab\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 caut la din\u021bi \u0219i acuma \u00eei stric, c\u0103 iar am luat kile de bomboane \u0219i dulciuri \u0219i, na, au mai r\u0103mas.  Altfel nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc, dar \u00een situa\u021bia asta zic sa nu se strice, dar am de ales \u00eentre din\u021bi \u0219i bomboane. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Am pus semnele de Batman \u00een geam \u0219i au \u00eenceput s\u0103 vin\u0103 copiii costuma\u021bi, cu p\u0103rin\u021bii lor de m\u00e2n\u0103. Ai mei au plecat , nu \u0219tiu unde, cu al\u021bi copii prin alte zone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un fel de colinde\u021bi anglo-saxoni, dar \u0103\u0219tia nu sunt ca noi, eu nu sunt c\u0103 ei a\u0219a  c\u0103 am hibridizat un pic solu\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La noi de colinde\u021bi se d\u0103\/prime\u0219te ceva pachet format din fructe ( mere sau portocale , de sezon na ) eugenie , sau “cornule\u021b cu lapte”, covrigi, lum\u00e2nare ( c\u0103 a\u0219a pomene\u0219ti , b\u0103, sufletele mor\u021bilor, nu mascat ca to\u021bi dracii ) ,\u00a0 chibrit ( dar astea nu ar fi oricum recomandate in UK, c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt bolnavi de arsonism ( na\u021bie care s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u0219te c\u0103 n-au fost \u00een stare s\u0103 dea foc la parlament pe 5 noiembrie. Cu artificii.) \u0219i se comport\u0103 cu chibriturile ca alcoolicul c\u00e2nd g\u0103se\u0219te bidoanca de \u021buic\u0103)\u00a0 , \u0219i obligatoriu un pahar de vin fiert\/ \u021buic\u0103 fiart\u0103 – dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 \u00eei omori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar din nou, pe aicea copiii de 5-10 ani nu prea beau, iar p\u0103rin\u021bii nu obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 se bage in hora de Halloween, ca altfel  clar ca s-ar transforma in colinde\u021bi rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen fapt, lumea scoate ceva co\u0219ule\u021b cu dulciuri pe mas\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi spun s\u0103 iei c\u00e2te una sau dou\u0103 – povestesc ce zic copiii, c\u0103 eu nu am fost cu ei s\u0103 v\u0103d, mai mult so\u021bia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 suntem rom\u00e2ni \u0219i nu avem \u00eencredere \u00een c\u00e2te \u00ee\u0219i iau fiecare, salut Amazon Ia\u0219i, facem pungu\u021be cu dulciuri. Mai multe \u0219i mai bogate, c\u0103 diabetul e o emo\u021bie, nu e ceva real, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Copiii v\u0103d c\u0103 se bucur\u0103.\u00a0 Nu au venit mul\u021bi, am dat 15 pungu\u021be, cam sl\u0103bu\u021b, atmosfer\u0103 mai rarefiat\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een satul meu din Rom\u00e2nia. Dar ce s\u0103 faci asta e, locuiesc \u0219i mai m\u0103rgina\u0219 a\u0219a. \u0102\u0219tia pare c\u0103 sunt \u0219i mai pu\u021bin pomanagii. Las’ c\u0103 \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 ei \u00een perioada urm\u0103toare, nu-i bai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit familia \u00een 2, c\u0103 copiii au zis a ei vor s\u0103 fie \u00een UK in vacan\u021ba asta care fuse \u0219i se duse,  pentru…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29152,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":392,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/P_20241031_181753-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7Ad","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29153"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29260,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29153\/revisions\/29260"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}