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Premises:
\nTomorrow there’s some company event scheduled in Copenhagen , DK, team drinking or so.
\nIn Munich, in the office, today, Friday:
\n – Hey, Cat , I am organizing a taxi to go at the airport. You want me to count you in?
\n – Yup.
\n – Ok, so we meet tomorrow at…bla bla
\n ( processing…like- wtf is she saying … I am leaving at the airport today )
\n – Umm, I am not in Munich tomorrow . I am in Bucharest.
\n – Oh , ok , so you are not coming to the event?
\n – I am.
\n – But you just said you will fly this evening to Bucharest!
\n -Yes,I am flying from Bucharest to Copenhagen. I thought you are talking about taxi to the airport today .
\n – Why do you fly back in Bucharest this evening so you can fly to Copenhagen from Bucharest tomorrow early morning?
\n – Because of bad management . I had to tell where I am flying from to Copenhagen before the plans for this week to Munich were settled.
\n(…and because I wanna spend some time with my wife , but this would have been an unnecessary information)
\n – Ok , Cat , but do you know if X and Y are in Munich tomorrow ?
\n – Yes, they are.
\n – Ok , then I’ll count them in .
\n – Cool… ( not giving a shit)
\n10 seconds later, while I was talking real topics with somebody else …
\n – Cat , X is not coming to Copenhagen!
\n – Indeed, he is not.
\n – But I asked you…
\n – I see what you mean, but this you did not ask .
\n – Oh , come on! Is Y?
\n – Yes , she is.
\nSomebody else asks:
\n – Programming, much?<\/em>
\n – A lot.<\/p>\n

*Note: X, Y are not the real names of the other persons referred in the story. They have been replaced to protect their identity. <\/em>
\n<\/strong>
\n\ud83d\ude09 – like you woudn’t know .<\/p>\n

Did I say that I don’t like how humans think and ask questions?
\nThe thing is that sometimes I forget to switch the way of thinking in human mode , when I am approached by such individuals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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