{"id":2972,"date":"2015-09-11T22:55:44","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T20:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2972"},"modified":"2015-09-12T00:45:50","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T22:45:50","slug":"primu-la-bagaje-the-zombiez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2972","title":{"rendered":"Primu’ la bagaje & the zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Un domn bine \u00eembr\u0103cat, prezentabil \u0219i  cu carisma coboar\u0103 \u00eenaintea mea pe scara avionului, iar jos, fix l\u00e2ng\u0103 scara \u00eel a\u0219tepta un BMW X3 inscrip\u021bionat VIP2  ,  o gagic\u0103 \u00een fusta scurta cu un clipboard \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103,  \u0219oferul \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un b\u0103rbat, ambii \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi la costum.  <\/p>\n

Zic \u00een mintea mea:
\n– Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fii mafiot!<\/p>\n

Salivez invidios pentru o secund\u0103,  dup\u0103 care ma urc frumos \u00een autobuz cu muritorii,  ajung la terminal, o iau la picior, trec pe la controlul de pa\u0219apoarte \u0219i ma duc frumos la benzile rulante. <\/p>\n

Vipulic\u0103 era acolo primu’   singur a\u0219tepta bagajul. Ma uit ca la Stan \u0219i Bran \u0219i ma g\u00e2ndesc, ba sa fie al dracu’,  pai doar pana ici  fusesi VIP.  Te faci dracu’ de ras.
\n Ma a\u0219ez l\u00e2ng\u0103 el la banda.
\nBagajul meu vine primu’ cel mai primu’,  ca am priority la Tarom.
\nZ\u00e2mbesc du\u0219m\u0103nos \u0219i \u00eel iau. <\/p>\n

Ma str\u00e2mb si pun la loc,  ca nu e al meu. E unu’ care zboar\u0103 la Munich \u0219i are bagaj ca al meu. \u0218tiu asta de mult,  motiv pentru care alui meu i-am tras un lac\u0103t roz, iar asta n-are. Speram doar sa fie al meu sa ii arat eu omului ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fii mafiot. <\/p>\n

Eh, mai a\u0219tept.  Ma uit la fata lui sa vad dac\u0103 ii vine bagajul \u00eenaintea alui meu….
\nNu ii veni. Al lui veni ultimul. Si-al meu penultimul. Staturam ca prostii pana la final de mai eram numa’ eu,  el \u0219i paznicii la banda aia. Credeam ca mi-l \u0219i pierdura,  sa merg sa zbier la ei.
\nAsa e cu prioritatile la Tarom. Mi-e \u0219i frica sa ma fac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia platinum, cred ca nu mai vad bagajul. <\/p>\n

Eh, drept e c\u0103 pe el \u00eel mai a\u0219teptau doua gagici \u0219i la ie\u0219ire. La mine, nici aparatele nu mergeau.  Asa am v\u0103zut cum o turma de prosti d\u0103deau clickuri pe ecrane \u0219i nimic. \u0218i tot d\u0103deau clickuri \u0219i touch-screenurile tot blocate.<\/p>\n

Coada ca la nebuni, dar tot ce f\u0103ceau to\u021bi era sa dea click-uri ca maimu\u021bele.<\/p>\n

Desi unele aparate erau pur \u0219i simplu  blocate. Nu reactionau la click. <\/p>\n

Ideea primitiv\u0103 a fost sa scot unul din priza \u0219i sa \u00eel bag la loc.
\nCum m-am aplecat sa caut pe unde vine cablul,  cum o aud pe una cum rage:
\n-Da ce vrei dom’ne sa faci,  poate \u00eel strici.
\nMa ridic, ma uit sa vad dac\u0103 are careva impresia ca alea merg… Dup\u0103 fe\u021bele lor, cred ca \u00eenc\u0103 sperau asta.
\nPul\u0103 mea,  nu zic nimic,ma uit dup\u0103 un gardian sa \u00eel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 \u0219tie pe cineva care se ocupa de alea sau dac\u0103 ma las\u0103 s\u0103 dau restart din priza, c\u00e2nd o aud pe aia continu\u00e2nd asa pe sub nas, cu fata c\u0103tre alta indignata.
\n-Cum ne pricepem noi rom\u00e2nii la toate!
\nVoiam sa ii spun “care noi, femeie, ca vad ca voi va uita\u021bi ca vacile ” dar m-am r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit.
\nVazand-o ca se uita la mine cu ifose m-am apropiat \u0219i i-am zis seduc\u0103tor :
\n-Ma scuza\u021bi,  pute\u021bi suge pula \u00een continuare la aparate pana diminea\u021b\u0103 , eu v-am l\u0103sat.<\/p>\n

Am cobor\u00e2t la ceas \u0219i am sunat la speed care aveau ma\u0219ini g\u00e2rl\u0103 joa, ca fix aparatele cu aplica\u021biile lor erau total blocate.<\/p>\n

Concluzia zilei e ca sa-mi bag pula, peste zece ani c\u00e2nd telefoanele mobile vor acapara viata omului mai ceva ca acum, c\u00e2nd i se va opri cateunuia telefonul, sau laptopul, sau internetul, va muri acolo de foame a\u0219tept\u00e2nd sa \u00ee\u0219i revin\u0103. <\/p>\n

Serios, nu vorbesc de doi trei oameni. Erau g\u00e2rl\u0103 la coada.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un domn bine \u00eembr\u0103cat, prezentabil \u0219i  cu carisma coboar\u0103 \u00eenaintea mea pe scara avionului, iar jos, fix l\u00e2ng\u0103 scara \u00eel a\u0219tepta un BMW X3 inscrip\u021bionat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2971,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[593,592,524],"class_list":["post-2972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mafiot","tag-pulataxi","tag-tarom"],"views":1363,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wpid-wp-1442004925222.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-LW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2972"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2975,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2972\/revisions\/2975"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}