{"id":2977,"date":"2015-09-12T11:24:29","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T09:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2977"},"modified":"2015-09-12T11:24:29","modified_gmt":"2015-09-12T09:24:29","slug":"dintr-una-in-alta-my-wifes-the-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2977","title":{"rendered":"Dintr-una \u00een alta. My wife&#8217;s the best"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Still running.<br \/>\nAm ajuns acas\u0103 intr-un t\u00e2rziu mi-am adormit copilul \u0219i mi-am pus ceasul sa sune la 3:00.<br \/>\nDup\u0103 doua ore de somn, m-am trezit am pus ceasul din nou la 3:30,&nbsp; credeam eu, \u0219i m-am pus \u00eenapoi sa mai motai. <\/p>\n<p>V-am spus ca nu visez. Acum \u00eemi aduc aminte ca dup\u0103 zece minute de somn visam ceva sticle goale<br \/>\n Shit! B\u0103utura.&nbsp; M-am trezit \u0219i era 4:26.<br \/>\nAm dat fuga, am trezit nevasta sa incropesc bagajul \u0219i sa fug cu un taxi. Nu se poate sa ratez avionul de b\u0103utur\u0103.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>S\u0103-mi spune\u021bi mie a cui nevasta se mai treze\u0219te \u00een miezul nop\u021bii sa \u00ee\u021bi fac\u0103 bagajul, sa te \u00eembrace ca pe copil mic \u0219i sa \u00ee\u021bi dea un \u0219ut \u00een cur sa ie\u0219i pe u\u0219a, inclusiv bani de taxi, ca sa te duci sa \u00ee\u021bi rupi capul \u00een b\u0103utura cu colegii,&nbsp; \u00een timp ce ea vede de copii.&nbsp; Dac\u0103 nici asta nu e dovada de iubire&#8230;.#Gottaloveherback. <\/p>\n<p>O data \u00een viata am nevoie de un taxi sa conduc\u0103 \u00een viteza pana la aeroport \u0219i atunci dau peste unul care zice ca el nu, ca poli\u021bie.<br \/>\nNu, nu m-am ofticat.<br \/>\n-Ba chiar va rog, domnule,&nbsp; nu \u00eenc\u0103lca\u021bi legea! Vreau doar cel mai rapid traseu<br \/>\nNu a incalcat-o.&nbsp; Nici cel mai rapid traseu. Tot am ajuns okish. Cam pe fuga.<\/p>\n<p>De acum \u00eencepe &#8220;business eventu'&#8221;,&nbsp; asa ca nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd mai auzi\u021bi de mine.<\/p>\n<p>Special thanks to Ze wife. #feelindebt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still running. Am ajuns acas\u0103 intr-un t\u00e2rziu mi-am adormit copilul \u0219i mi-am pus ceasul sa sune la 3:00. Dup\u0103 doua ore de somn, m-am trezit&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2976,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,82,359],"tags":[594],"class_list":["post-2977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-prin-lume","category-de-vacanta","tag-copenhaga"],"views":2112,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wpid-wp-1442049853660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-M1","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2978,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions\/2978"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}