{"id":2986,"date":"2015-09-12T20:30:37","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T18:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2986"},"modified":"2015-09-12T20:35:35","modified_gmt":"2015-09-12T18:35:35","slug":"2986","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2986","title":{"rendered":"Barba a devenit obsesiv de mainstream"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 nu m-am parfumat (#Copenhagen).<br \/>\nAsa ca scriu. Bai, mu \u0219tiu al\u021bii cum sunt dar mie \u00eemi place barba mai neingrijita asa (5-7 zile).&nbsp; De multa vreme.&nbsp; A se citi ca \u00eemi e lene sa ma b\u0103rbieresc,&nbsp; imo creste ca la nebuni, mai ales dac\u0103 nu dorm, mai ales dac\u0103 beau. <\/p>\n<p>\u0218i pl\u0103nuiam sa \u00eemi mai las un&nbsp; pic de barba, perciuni chestii. Azi \u00eemi v\u0103zui colegii de companie din Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i de corporatie (fo 800).<\/p>\n<p>Numa&#8217; <a href=\"Qxl3123\/Lds54321 nwq020 ;)\"> Bilzerieni<\/a>,&nbsp; numa&#8217; mullahii Omari, numa refugia\u021bi, care mai de care mai cu cioace,b\u0103rbi, bai inclusiv must\u0103\u021bi \u00eentoarse&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am zis ca lucrez la o companie de consultanta IT, nu la fo \u00eentreprindere AlQaeda, nu?<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219 pune poze cu ei dar \u0103\u0219tia ma bat.<br \/>\nTreaba e ca mi s-a f\u0103cut lehamite \u0219i am oaresce spasme. De azi ma b\u0103rbieresc zilnic,&nbsp; pana sub piele. Sa nu mai vad un fir de par pe mine pana nu se mai r\u0103resc barbile sa am \u0219i eu loc de una, fara sa fiu mainstream \u0219i inobservabil.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-am setat alarma la 7:30. Fresh and shaved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenc\u0103 nu m-am parfumat (#Copenhagen). Asa ca scriu. Bai, mu \u0219tiu al\u021bii cum sunt dar mie \u00eemi place barba mai neingrijita asa (5-7 zile).&nbsp; De&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[598,599,597],"class_list":["post-2986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-cave-man","tag-mainstream","tag-shave"],"views":1328,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/wpid-wp-1442082922253.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-2986","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2986"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2988,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986\/revisions\/2988"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}