{"id":29882,"date":"2024-12-29T23:39:20","date_gmt":"2024-12-29T23:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=29882"},"modified":"2024-12-30T03:56:04","modified_gmt":"2024-12-30T03:56:04","slug":"carne-si-pula-mea-la-scoicaria-lui-mario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=29882","title":{"rendered":"Carne \u0219i pula mea la scoic\u0103ria lui Mario"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"29877\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=29877#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1920,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-1440x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-1440x1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-1440x1920.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/p_20241228_1926261872258662456260426-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu, pe bune, a\u0219a scria pe meniu, sau oricum in interpretarea mea asupra limbii italiene \u00een pizd\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu mi-am luat un ciotoi de ra\u021b\u0103 in gur\u0103 \u0219i ni\u0219te tiramisu la care m-au p\u0103c\u0103lit cu pi\u0219cotul lips\u0103, practic am m\u00e2ncat fri\u0219c\u0103 goal\u0103, dar aia a fost. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen semn de mul\u021bumire le-am l\u0103sat un telefon pe mas\u0103 \u0219i m-am \u00eentors peste vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 dup\u0103 el, c\u00e2nd mi-am adus aminte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 nu e Romania sau Marea Britanie aici, l-am mai \u0219i g\u0103sit. 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