{"id":30012,"date":"2025-01-12T21:12:56","date_gmt":"2025-01-12T21:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=30012"},"modified":"2025-01-12T21:37:45","modified_gmt":"2025-01-12T21:37:45","slug":"ultrascurt-cetepulea-sensibilul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=30012","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Cetepulea sensibilul"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Un bo\u0219orog cu un prezent irelevant, trage un p\u00e2r\u021b \u00een aglomera\u021bie \u0219i e apostrofat de diver\u0219i care-s deranja\u021bi de inhalarea damfului din intestinele lui, dup\u0103 care o arde \u00een \u201dvai, dar ce-am f\u0103cut, s\u0103 m\u0103 pedepsi\u021bi? 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