{"id":30143,"date":"2025-01-27T02:26:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T02:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=30143"},"modified":"2025-01-27T11:31:12","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T11:31:12","slug":"doua-drumuri-doua-amezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=30143","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103 drumuri, dou\u0103 amezi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 \u00eentorceam c\u0103tre Rom\u00e2nia pe vitez\u0103, la ceas de noapte, n-aveam treab\u0103 de amenzi, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam c-o luasem pe prima \u00een direc\u021bia dus, c\u0103 tata \u00eemi spune \u0219i el ce-a mai primit c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i aduce aminte, \u00een cazul \u0103sta c\u00e2nd am ajuns \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Aia e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 rog, vitez\u0103, dar nu chiar a\u0219a mare, 96km\/h \u00een zon\u0103 de 90, \u00een Fran\u021ba. \u00cen principiu, \u0219tiu c\u0103 sunt camere pe la \u0103ia \u0219i nu circul chiar ca Vod\u0103 prin lobod\u0103, dar n-am prea fost atent, cred c\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut zona de 90, pe traseu de 110, sau ceva. E OK, a v\u0103zut so\u021bia bli\u021bul \u0219i m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 suntem \u00een bani.

Normal, c\u0103 de aia muncesc, dar mai e \u0219i c\u0103 amenzile vin pe numele ei, c\u0103 a\u0219a e ma\u0219ina – hehe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i a venit, acum vreo 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, sau cine \u0219tie, dar mi-a zis tata \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu c\u00e2nd \u0219i-a adus aminte. Mi-a scanat-o frate-meu c\u00e2nd a ajuns \u0219i \u0103la acas\u0103, am pus m\u00e2na \u0219i-am pl\u0103tit, c\u0103 ce s\u0103 faci, dac\u0103 a\u0219a zice legea, stai s\u0103 te cer\u021bi. A\u0219 sta io, dar am zis, ma\u0219ina pe numele so\u021biei, n-are chef de figurile mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altceva voiam s\u0103 spun, tr\u0103iam cu impresia c\u0103 \u00een Fran\u021ba merge pe Limita+9 ca-n Rom\u00e2nia, dar nu e a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Depinde de limit\u0103 \u0219i de mijlocul de constatare.
Toleran\u021ba e una tehnica, care sub 100km\/h e de 5km\/h pentru mijloace fixe de detectie, pentru mijloace mobile , e mai complicat. La peste 100km\/h e de 5% din vitez\u0103 pentru mijloace fixe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prin urmare, la 96km\/h se re\u021bine viteza de 91km\/h ( cred c\u0103 aveam 96km cum a zis aparatul ).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Taxa e 45 de euro , dac\u0103 te-anun\u021b\u0103 tac-t\u0103u \u00een timp util, dac\u0103 nu 68. Pentru dep\u0103\u0219iri din \u0103stea la musta\u021b\u0103, dac\u0103 dai ca handicapatul cu vitez\u0103 e mai mare amenda, \u00e9videment.

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Asta e partea rezonabil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai pu\u021bin rezonabil\u0103 e prima amend\u0103, pe care am luat-o \u00een Austria, m\u00e2nca-mi-ar pula de nazi\u0219ti \u00eempu\u021bi\u021bi cu \u021bara lor de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102\u0219tia, ca s\u0103 le treci prin \u021bar\u0103, au vignet\u0103, tax\u0103 de drum. E OK, c\u0103 la fel avem \u0219i ceilal\u021bi flau\u0219a\u021bi de la est, ungure\u021bii \u0219i romulanii. Nu-i asta problema.
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Pe aia de ungure\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti s\u0103 o cumperi din 1 mie \u0219i-una de aplica\u021bii, relativ simplu, o am \u0219i eu \u00eentr-o aplica\u021bie de parcare rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 nici nu m\u0103 mai chinui, la sume vag rezolabile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru poponau\u021bii austrieci aplica\u021bia oficial\u0103 e ASFINAG <\/a>, dar eu am aflat de asta de pe formularul de amend\u0103. C\u00e2nd am c\u0103utat pe google-ul din Rom\u00e2nia am g\u0103sit alte te miri ce aplica\u021bii de vignet\u0103, gunoieri care voiau s\u0103-mi v\u00e2nd\u0103 una pe o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, 9 zile , sau nu mai \u0219tiu. Prima pagin\u0103 de google a\u0219a era. Acum c\u0103 caut din UK, au pus ASFINAG pe prima pagin\u0103, primul rezultat, dar nu era nici din UK c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors \u00eenspre Rom\u00e2nia, nu \u0219tiu de ce, combina\u021bii de s\u0103rb\u0103rtori, dracu s\u0103-i ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-a s\u0103rit \u021band\u0103ra \u0219i-am zis c\u0103 v\u0103d eu, cump\u0103r din Ungaria , google-ul \u0103lora o fi mai respectabil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd s-a terminat Ungaria am intrat \u00een parcarea de dinainte \u0219i d\u0103deam s\u0103 caut atunci pe mobil s\u0103 iau vigneta pizdii. B\u0103, ca idee, orice pe telefon mobil e iadul. Se schimb\u0103 ordinea rezultatelor \u00een c\u0103ut\u0103ri, ofertele, totul – pe care te-a sim\u021bit c\u0103 e\u0219ti pe mobil, te-a futut \u00een cur – recomandare de om b\u0103tr\u00e2n , ia un laptop cu tine, dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 fii violat de marketing, diferen\u021ba e enorm\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Erau numai, b\u0103 numai gunoaie \u0219i efectiv c\u0103utam o aplica\u021bie, nu care s\u0103 m\u0103 taxeze cinstit, ci \u00een care s\u0103 am \u00eencredere c\u0103 \u00eemi \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 respectiva tax\u0103 nu altceva – pula ASFINAG, ei intr\u0103 \u00een scen\u0103 mai \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar m\u0103car aveam suportul familiei, c\u0103 so\u021bia care se uita la mine cum copitam telefonul ca bovina, \u00eemi zice \u201dce faci, nu mergi s\u0103 iei de la ghi\u0219eu?\u201d pe tonul \u0103la pe care trebuie s\u0103 ie\u0219i din ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 tr\u00e2nte\u0219ti u\u0219a, ca-n serialul \u0103la de comedie, c\u0103 \u0219i Bundy \u0219tia el ce \u0219tia. De Ted Bundy zic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung acolo<\/a> ( s\u0103 le iau muia \u00een pul\u0103 de unguri, s-a zis?) , \u00eemi zice \u0103la c\u0103 nu are vignete dec\u00e2t pe 10 zile \u0219i c\u0103 cost\u0103 \u201dforty euro\u201d – mi-a luat capul foc, dar am zis \u00eenfr\u00e2nt c\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc F\u0102R\u0102 vignet\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 discut cu so\u021bia despre asta – c\u0103 e na\u0219pa c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 mai stai \u00eenc\u0103 1500 de km \u00eenchis \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103, nu \u0219tii cum se termin\u0103 – am dat cu cardul \u0219i-am f\u0103cut cruce cu limba s\u0103 nu-mi ia \u0103ia tot din cont, la ce mizerabil ar\u0103tau \u0219i POS-ul \u0219i operatorul. La o lun\u0103 \u0219i ceva, c\u00e2nd am verificat, cu ocazia amenzii, c\u00e2t am pl\u0103tit, s-a dovedit c\u0103 era 14 euro, ungurii vorbesc englez\u0103 ca ungurii, \u00eenspre cinstea lui , dar absolut la fel de inutil mie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-am \u00eentors cu \u0103la la ma\u0219in\u0103, un ab\u021bibild – care dac\u0103 e adeziv e evident c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-l lipe\u0219ti undeva, probabil pe frunte \u0219i evident c\u0103 scrie pe el s\u0103-l lipe\u0219ti pe parbriz, dar mi-e a\u0219a o sc\u00e2rb\u0103 c\u0103 am numai c\u0103caturi deja pe parbriz, timbru verde de germania \u0219i nu mai \u0219tiu ce, a\u0219a c\u0103 n-am mai vrut, c\u0103 \u0103stea se dezlipesc greu \u0219i acolo r\u0103m\u00e2ne. L-am pus a\u0219a, pe bord, cu fa\u021ba \u00een sus, ca \u0219i data trecut\u0103 , dar so\u021bia c\u0103 de ce il pun acolo, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-l lipesc? Da, dar nu vreau, c\u0103 nu st\u0103 bine acolo, c\u0103 pula mea, \u0219i l-a b\u0103gat \u00een pizd\u0103 cred, nu \u0219tiu unde exact, dar l-a g\u0103sit peste vreo lun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors am cump\u0103rat vignet\u0103 digital\u0103 de la hotel din Germania de pe laptop, c\u0103 am g\u0103sit un site nem\u021besc; \u0219i-atuncea m\u0103 gr\u0103bea, dar m-am opus, c\u0103 deja m\u0103 apucau dracii. Cum spuneam , c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors, am g\u0103sit plicul acas\u0103, c\u0103 amend\u0103, c\u0103 n-am pl\u0103tit taxa , c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi convine, s\u0103 le scriu dar nu ajut\u0103 la nimic, lol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine , \u0103ia mi-au trimis factur\u0103, lol, c\u0103 nu-s \u00een m\u0103sura s\u0103 dea amenzi direct, e o procedur\u0103 mai complex\u0103.
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\u0102stora le-am scris, cu dovezi c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit taxa \u00eenainte s\u0103 trec, cu scan dup\u0103 ab\u021bibildul pizdii, cu explica\u021bii c\u0103 sunt ni\u0219te handicapa\u021bi, c\u0103 site-ul lor apare pe google pe pozi\u021bia dracu \u0219tie c\u00e2t \u0219i-au zis c\u0103 pula lor, \u00eei doare \u00een pizd\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu am avut \u0103la lipit pe parbriz, muie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te, \u0103sta e un abuz, nu poate fi legal s\u0103-mi dai amend\u0103 c\u0103 n-am avut c\u0103c\u0103\u021bi\u0219ul \u00een geam , da, m\u0103 suspectezi c\u0103 n-am pl\u0103tit, \u00eemi ceri socoteal\u0103, dar dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dau socoteal\u0103, batem cuba \u0219i aia e, \u00een caz contrar ia de cere tu banii \u0103ia cu ce penalit\u0103\u021bi vrei, nici nu te bag \u00een seam\u0103 – gen s\u0103-mi sug\u0103 pula statul austriac \u0219i asfinag s\u0103 se uite, iar c\u00e2nd vine statul rom\u00e2n cu preten\u021bii trimit avocatul s\u0103 m\u0103 judec cu ei ( cu statul rom\u00e2n desigur) \u00een instan\u021ba din Rom\u00e2nia. \u0218i vedem care cum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, asta era doar \u00een imagina\u021bia mea, c\u0103 fiind ma\u0219ina pe numele so\u021biei \u0219i amenda tot pe numele ei, iar ea n-are chef de din \u0103stea, a\u0219a c\u0103 na Ilie \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219te. M-am g\u00e2ndit vreo dou\u0103 secunde la divor\u021b, dar m\u0103 costa mai mult, a\u0219a c\u0103 am dat iar cu cardul ca Gu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i am \u00eenghi\u021bit \u00een sec, c\u0103 sunt cu m\u00e2inile legate, \u00een situa\u021bia asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum zice olteanul: a\u0219a e c\u00e2nd n-ai lucrul t\u0103u, b\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 \u00eentorceam c\u0103tre Rom\u00e2nia pe vitez\u0103, la ceas de noapte, n-aveam treab\u0103 de amenzi, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam c-o luasem pe prima \u00een direc\u021bia dus, c\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5536,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,82],"tags":[6275,6274,6276],"class_list":["post-30143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-prin-lume","tag-amenzi-circulatie-franta","tag-asfinag","tag-viteza-franta"],"views":663,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Gold-toilet-paper.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7Qb","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30143"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30180,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30143\/revisions\/30180"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}