{"id":30674,"date":"2025-03-07T07:27:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T07:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=30674"},"modified":"2025-03-06T19:31:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T19:31:25","slug":"ultrascurt-glume-de-ale-lui-zelensky-despre-pace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=30674","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Glume de-ale lui Zelensky despre pace"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>La nu \u0219tiu ce summit de la Bruxelles, Zelenky a zis-o <a href=\"https:\/\/agerpres.ro\/politic-extern\/2025\/03\/06\/ucraina-zelenski-a-cerut-la-summitul-ue-sprijin-pentru-un-armistitiu-partial-cu-rusia--1428595\">p-asta<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1402\" height=\"1257\" data-attachment-id=\"30675\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=30675#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17.png\" data-orig-size=\"1402,1257\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17-480x430.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-30675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17.png 1402w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17-480x430.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17-200x179.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-17-768x689.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1402px) 100vw, 1402px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 el vrea un armisti\u021biu, dar nu de tot, cum ar veni s\u0103 nu mai dea ru\u0219ii cu rachete, ca handicapa\u021bii cu vitez\u0103. S\u0103 se bat\u0103 a\u0219a, mai pe jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum ar veni &#8211; vreau s\u0103 facem o \u00een\u021belegere s\u0103 ne batem cu be\u021be, c\u0103 io nu mai am gloan\u021be &#8211; gen &#8211; de la americani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu cred c\u0103 e o glum\u0103. Proast\u0103, dar glum\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc c\u0103 cere asta cu speran\u021be c\u0103 ru\u0219ii sunt de acord. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La nu \u0219tiu ce summit de la Bruxelles, Zelenky a zis-o p-asta: C\u0103 el vrea un armisti\u021biu, dar nu de tot, cum ar veni s\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4766],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-razboi"],"views":554,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/background-warplanes1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-7YK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30676,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30674\/revisions\/30676"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}