{"id":31058,"date":"2025-04-24T03:48:05","date_gmt":"2025-04-24T02:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31058"},"modified":"2025-05-16T09:45:55","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T08:45:55","slug":"smolsi-partea-a-doua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31058","title":{"rendered":"Smol\u0219i: Partea a doua"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Eram la acela\u0219i mall cu o alt\u0103 ocazie pe care o s\u0103 o detaliez alt\u0103 dat\u0103, poate, \u0219i so\u021bia a zis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eencerce micii \u0103lora<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu am fost de aceea\u0219i p\u0103rere\u00a0 contrar\u0103, ca \u0219i data trecut\u0103, \u0219i am rugat-o s\u0103 \u00eemi cumpere o shaorma de la Dabo. Nu \u0219tiu cine sunt nici \u0103ia, dar \u0219i-au f\u0103cut loc dup\u0103 ce au disp\u0103rut “Spartan”, de la care nu mai m\u00e2nca nimeni, c\u0103 dec\u0103zuser\u0103 cam tare. Shaorma \u0103stora e OK, o prefer fa\u021b\u0103 de a celor de la Mesopotamia, care e OK, fie-mea \u00eenc\u0103<\/a> m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 de la \u0103ia, lol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dup\u0103 ce a m\u00e2ncat din ei, reac\u021bia a fost c\u0103 sunt na\u0219pa \u0219i mi-a dat s\u0103 gust, dup\u0103 ce mi-am cl\u0103tit cu cola palatul \u00eentinat cu shaorma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reac\u021bia mea a fost de – sc\u00e2rbo\u0219i. Au un oarecare gust de oaie, dar nu \u0103ia e problema. Problema e c\u0103 eu a\u0219a ceva nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc , aveau gust de cei mai na\u0219pa mici pe care \u00eei m\u00e2nc\u0103m pe timpul lui Ceau\u0219escu \u0219i \u00een anii ’90, probabil \u0103ia erau de 🐶 , sau cine \u0219tie , pe vremea aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i chiar aveam palatul format \u0219i o compara\u021bie recent\u0103, cu o zi \u00eenainte fusesem cu un prieten la spartu t\u00e2rgului s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal dintr-o comun\u0103  pe care nu o declar, special pen’ c\u0103 avea el poft\u0103 de mici \u0219i-am halit \u0219i eu unu. B\u0103, bun, cald, suculent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Loca\u021bia era una de dac\u0103 vine Piedone – OTPS 6 luni, de aia nici nu spun unde! – condi\u021biile de b\u00e2lci de \u021bar\u0103 – micii pe carton, mu\u0219tar “Aro” ( \u0103\u0219tia nu f\u0103ceau ma\u0219ini , m\u0103?) la g\u0103leat\u0103 – foarte bun la gust, \u021binut \u00een condi\u021bii de refrigerare improprii, f\u0103r\u0103 chiuvet\u0103, sau alt\u0103 surs\u0103 de ap\u0103 curent\u0103 cred, efectiv nu invit pe nimeni, nu e ceva de l\u0103udat, poza de mai jos dovede\u0219te c\u0103 nu e nimic de l\u0103udat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ce vreau s\u0103 spun e c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00een condi\u021biile astea precare se pot face mici buni \u0219i foarte buni, nu \u0219tiu care e treaba cu imita\u021biile de mici pe care le scot \u0103ia de la smols – nu halesc chestii gen ” nu sunt pe gustul meu”, “nu se poate” , nu \u0219tiu ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103! Nici s\u0103 nu aud! Ar trebui s\u0103 fie da\u021bi afar\u0103 din mall, dac\u0103 nu dau faliment singuri ( dar cred c\u0103 vor da),  c\u0103 ne fac de r\u00e2s. Micii lor sunt mai na\u0219pa dec\u00e2t aia de pe Dealul Negru de la Dedule\u0219ti, iar aia sunt na\u0219pa, indiferent ce spune legenda urban\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eram la acela\u0219i mall cu o alt\u0103 ocazie pe care o s\u0103 o detaliez alt\u0103 dat\u0103, poate, \u0219i so\u021bia a zis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eencerce…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":31056,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60],"tags":[6426,6427,6425],"class_list":["post-31058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-servicii-impecabile","tag-mici","tag-mici-naspa","tag-smols"],"views":512,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/smols-dabo.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-84W","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31058"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31511,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31058\/revisions\/31511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/31056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}