{"id":31064,"date":"2025-04-25T03:28:08","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T02:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31064"},"modified":"2025-04-25T03:28:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T02:28:08","slug":"fie-ne-americanizam-sau-treaba-asta-trebuie-pedepsita-cumva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31064","title":{"rendered":"Fie ne americaniz\u0103m sau treaba asta trebuie pedepsit\u0103 cumva"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Acum doi ani, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103team de scufund\u0103ri<\/a> cu o sesiune de refreshing , c\u0103 nu mai f\u0103cusem de ceva vreme, am v\u0103zut un americand b\u00e2nd s\u0103pun lichid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i am r\u00e2s de el, c\u0103 numai lor li se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla, c\u0103 a\u0219a e c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti prost – aici m\u0103 refer la mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102ia de la centrul de scufund\u0103ri au pus s\u0103pun lichid pentru sp\u0103lat m\u0103\u0219tile in sticle de ap\u0103 plat\u0103, sticle pe care le ofereau ei. Sigur, apa e transparent\u0103, \u0219amponul albastru, domnul nu s-a uitat \u0219i a b\u0103ut. Am r\u00e2s to\u021bi, de la instructoare la prietena lui, c\u0103 “numai unui american” i se putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aha. Nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ieri, relativ la c\u00e2nd scriu treaba asta, nu la timpul public\u0103rii, cineva din familia mea, nu dau nume, a luat o gur\u0103 de gel de du\u0219 \u0219i a \u0219i \u00eenghi\u021bit un pic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brusc , nu mi s-a mai p\u0103rut amuzant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 a luat gelul de du\u0219 din frigider din compartimentul unde \u021binem sucuri \u0219i a “luat o gur\u0103”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil trebuie s\u0103 fii cretin s\u0103 pui gel de du\u0219 in frigider, nu ?  Poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219tiu cine l-a pus acolo sincer, efectiv nu \u0219tiu drumul lui de la magazin la frigider – b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 l-am primit cadou, dac\u0103 l-am cump\u0103rat nu l-am cump\u0103rat ca gel de du\u0219, c\u0103 nu a\u0219 face asta vreodat\u0103, dar pot b\u0103nui de ce a ajuns in frigider . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 scrie pe el Smoothie<\/strong>, afine \u0219i kiwi \u0219i arat\u0103<\/strong>  ca o sticl\u0103 de Smoothie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cineva a considerat c\u0103 e OK s\u0103 faci un asemenea design de produs. Cineva angajat de o companie polonez\u0103, natigo cosmetics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Zice frate-meu c\u0103 se v\u00e2nd la Douglas \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Nu \u0219tiu ce e \u0103la, mai degrab\u0103 credeam c\u0103 se v\u00e2nd la Carrefour, la raionul de sucuri naturale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scrie pe capac s\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci, dac\u0103 cite\u0219ti. Irelevant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil c\u0103 nu e foarte toxic, cine a consumat nu a murit, p\u00e2n\u0103 la momentul la care am scris acest text, dar mi se pare interesant c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 faci un asemenea design de produs \u0219i s\u0103 fie acceptat, s\u0103 nu fii concediat pe loc \u0219i dup\u0103 care, din una \u00een alta, mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin evitabil, cineva ajunge s\u0103 bea. Nici m\u0103car eticheta de a nu se bea nu mai era \u00eentreag\u0103, dac\u0103 o fi fost vreodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Treaba asta m\u0103 pune pe g\u00e2nduri un pic. Tr\u0103im via\u021ba pe pilot automat, nu mai suntem deloc suspicio\u0219i. C\u00e2nd eram mic \u0219i ie\u0219isem din comunism, tr\u0103iam \u00eentr-o asemenea lume \u00eenc\u00e2t a\u0219 fi verificat \u0219i \u00een sticla de cola dac\u0103 chiar e cola. Dar \u00eentre timp am ajuns s\u0103 ne baz\u0103m pe un sistem sigur, care poate s\u0103 dea gre\u0219. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Acum doi ani, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103team de scufund\u0103ri cu o sesiune de refreshing , c\u0103 nu mai f\u0103cusem de ceva vreme, am v\u0103zut un americand…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":31063,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571],"tags":[6429,6428],"class_list":["post-31064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","tag-gel-de-dus-sub-forma-de-smoothie","tag-nu-bea-sampon"],"views":516,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/P_20250408_192207-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-852","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31169,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31064\/revisions\/31169"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/31063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}