{"id":31157,"date":"2025-05-02T01:21:56","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T00:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31157"},"modified":"2025-04-24T01:44:23","modified_gmt":"2025-04-24T00:44:23","slug":"revolut-business-cu-figuri-intermitente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31157","title":{"rendered":"Revolut Business cu figuri intermitente"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule, io sunt om de bun-sim\u021b. N-am preten\u021bii multe. Da, da&#8230; mai minte omul , dar mai bea \u0219i ap\u0103, \u0219tiu. <br \/>Am un Sony Xperia 10 III, telefon cinstit, care merge bine, \u021bine bateria, nu face figuri, telefonul al doilea, cum ar veni. \u0218i am \u0219i Revolut Business, c\u0103-s \u0219i eu om modern, cu firm\u0103, cu socoteli digitale. <br \/>Firma a doua cu al doilea cont de revolut, cum ar veni. Nu \u0219ti\u021bi voi. <br \/>Dar \u00eentr-o zi, pe la \u00eenceput de februarie, s-a sup\u0103rat aplica\u021bia pe mine. Brusc. F\u0103r\u0103 avertisment. N-a mai mers. Nimic. Mort\u0103ciune digital\u0103. Doar aia de la firma aia, de pe telefonul \u0103la. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 loghez? Doar \u00een mintea mea.\u00cemi arunc\u0103 un mesaj vag \u0219i rece, gen \u201cEroare de re\u021bea\u201d sau \u201cNu putem finaliza solicitarea\u201d. Ce re\u021bea, b\u0103i, nene? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Om cu r\u0103bdare, am zis \u201ehai c\u0103 poate s-a prostit o zi-dou\u0103, se mai \u00eentr\u00e2mpl\u0103\u201d, c\u0103 doar nu facem business din \u0103sta digital care vrea ac\u021biune la minut, e OK mai pe lento a\u0219a. E OK c\u0103 mai am un cont la unii HSBC, la fel de idio\u021bi, dar \u00een alt fel. Dar nu. Nimic. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, aceea\u0219i poveste. Am \u00eenceput marea repara\u021bie olteneasc\u0103: restart la telefon, \u0219ters cache, dat cu busuioc pe ecran, pus telefonul \u00een pung\u0103 cu orez  \u0219i aruncat la gunoi &#8211; glumesc, dar \u00eentr-acolo se \u00eendrepta situa\u021bia. Degeaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am dezinstalat aplica\u021bia \u0219i am instalat-o iar. C\u0103 a\u0219a am g\u0103sit io pe net&#8230; Numai c\u0103caturi \u00een ultima vreme \u0219i pe net. \u0218i atunci a venit bomba: mesaj nou, direct din iadul aplica\u021biilor inutile \u2013 \u201eAceast\u0103 aplica\u021bie nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 pe dispozitive care nu ruleaz\u0103 Android stock\u201d. Poftim? Cum adic\u0103? P\u0103i am Android stock, m\u0103 jur, na! Da, e rootat, dar e stock! Adic\u0103 e tot ce-a dat taica Google, doar c\u0103 l-am dres un pic, cum face omul cu minte. Sau f\u0103r\u0103. C\u0103 am zis c\u0103 am \u00eencercat o dat\u0103 Sailfish OS, <a href=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23312\">un gunoi<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bun, am zis, hai s\u0103 fiu b\u0103iat de\u0219tept. Pun o versiune mai nou\u0103 de Android, tot stock, mai curat dec\u00e2t sufletul la Pa\u0219ti. Nimic. Acela\u0219i mesaj, aceea\u0219i triste\u021be. Am scris la Revolut, le-am explicat, le-am zis c\u0103 sunt legit, c\u0103 nu fac scheme, c\u0103 nu-s hacker rus. Dar ei da. \u0218i mi-au r\u0103spuns politicos, dar rece, gen \u201cNe pare r\u0103u, dar politica noastr\u0103 nu permite utilizarea aplica\u021biei pe telefoane rootate. S\u0103 v\u0103 fie de bine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ei, \u0219i de aici s-a l\u0103sat lini\u0219tea. Nu mi-a p\u0103sat c\u0103 aveam acces la cont prin aplica\u021bia de web de pe calculator. Bun \u0219i-a\u0219a #dec\u00e2tnimic. Am zis c\u0103-mi caut pe al\u021bi \u00eenlocuitori, dup\u0103 care am uitat, c\u0103 na, timp de reac\u021bie minim &#8211; 6 luni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut o plat\u0103 cu cardul virtual, mi-a cerut confirmare din aplica\u021bie, iar aia nu vine pe browser. F\u0103r\u0103 update, f\u0103r\u0103 reinstalare, f\u0103r\u0103 nimic, intru, a\u0219a gen \u201ds\u0103 vedem, poate-poate\u201d, ap\u0103s pe iconi\u021b\u0103\u2026 \u0219i merge. Seam\u0103n\u0103 cu momentul \u0103la c\u00e2nd \u00een filmele cu extratere\u0219tri se ridic\u0103 nava singur\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 explica\u021bie, cu Georgel la volan, care nu \u0219tie ce face c\u0103 el a intrat s\u0103 vad\u0103 cam c\u00e2t fier vechi poate colecta. Am r\u0103mas cu telefonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i un \u201eAaaa\u2026 ce?\u201d \u00een g\u00e2t. A \u00eenceput s\u0103 func\u021bioneze cum merge o Dacie veche care porne\u0219te dup\u0103 ce-i sufli \u00een jiclor \u0219i bagi mai bine fi\u0219ele \u00een delcou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen concluzie? Nu-i o pl\u00e2ngere, e mai degrab\u0103 o constatare. Ca orice oltean cu minte, am tras o concluzie: aplica\u021biile nu-s ale noastre. Azi le avem, m\u00e2ine ni le iau, sau mai pe cinstite &#8211; banking cu androizi modifica\u021bi, mnu prea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Domnule, io sunt om de bun-sim\u021b. N-am preten\u021bii multe. Da, da&#8230; mai minte omul , dar mai bea \u0219i ap\u0103, \u0219tiu. 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