

{"id":3131,"date":"2015-10-06T12:01:52","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T10:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2015-10-08T10:30:19","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T08:30:19","slug":"oktoberfest-in-sus-oktoberfest-in-jos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3131","title":{"rendered":"Oktoberfest \u00een sus, Oktoberfest \u00een jos"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Pentru mine totul a plecat de la filmul <a href=\"http:\/\/m.imdb.com\/title\/tt0486551\/\">Beerfest (2006).<\/a><br \/>\nE o comedie mediocr\u0103 despre ni\u0219te americani care \u00ee\u0219i reg\u0103sesc originile Germane \u0219i participa la un concurs de Oktoberfest.<\/p>\n<p>Atunci am cautat ce dracu&#8217; e asta \u0219i am g\u0103sit ca e ceva cu b\u0103utura mult\u0103 \u0219i depravare maxima prin Bavaria.<br \/>\n\u0218i mi-am zis atunci \u00een barb\u0103 ca e un must see, must do.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, nu mai am acela\u0219i entuziasm,\u00a0 iar berea e o chestie mizerabila, \u00een general. Da, da \u0219i berea germana cu c\u00e2teva (foarte pu\u021bine excep\u021bii) e o mizerie. \u0218i sa nu ma futeti cu chestii gen nu \u0219tiu eu ce sa beau sau nu am g\u0103sit eu berea aia bun\u0103,\u00a0 ca o ard prin tara \u0103stora de trei ani \u0219i am tot \u00eencercat drojdii.<\/p>\n<p>Chiar \u0219i \u00een condi\u021biile astea, bucket listu&#8217; e scris \u0219i trebuie sa tai chestia asta. Prin urmare merg o seara, nu sa beau, ca am b\u0103ut asear\u0103 doua beri ( dou\u0103,\u00a0 nu nou\u0103)\u00a0 la cina cea de taina, \u00eentruc\u00e2t urmeaz\u0103 sa p\u0103r\u0103sesc proiectul asta \u0219i m-am trezit de diminea\u021b\u0103 cu o stare de zici ca am b\u0103ut cel pu\u021bin mercur.\u00a0 Serios.\u00a0 La Copenhaga ma sim\u021beam mai bine \u00een diminea\u021ba de dup\u0103 abuz.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, dar restul cet\u0103\u021benilor sunt mul\u021bi mai entuzia\u0219ti ca mine dac\u0103 umbl\u0103 ei la 13 grade<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436329824861.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443632982486\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436329824861.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen pantaloni scur\u021bi de piele\u00a0maro.Tradi\u021biile <em>este<\/em> tradi\u021bii. Nu te joci.<br \/>\nE important ca au \u0219osete de l\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i bocanci. Ca e frig, ce dracu&#8217;.<br \/>\nE \u0219i o parte serios mai interesanta a tradi\u021biei, legata de femei care poarta ni\u0219te rochii de scolarita &#8211; menajera,\u00a0 care ave\u021bi fantezii de astea.<br \/>\nNu asta e partea interesanta, ci ca poarta ni\u0219te sutiene speciale uber push-ups \u0219i am \u00een\u021beles ca \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u0219te chestii sub sutien de le urc\u0103\u00a0 \u021b\u00e2\u021bele sub barb\u0103. Zici ca sunt toate cu laptele preg\u0103tit,\u00a0 sau ca de acolo \u00ee\u021bi umplu halbele.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436515230401.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443651523040\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436515230401.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1443720560609.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443720560609\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1443720560609.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bai \u0219i am v\u0103zut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni be\u021bi s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta.<\/p>\n<p>La mine \u00een sat e o tradi\u021bie de &#8220;colinde&#8221;. \u00cen seara de 23 decembrie tot satul colinda pe la tot satul \u0219i se bea, fiecare la fiecare cate un pahar de vin. Minim. Fiecare merge p\u00e2n\u0103 unde \u00eel \u021bin picioarele. Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi diminea\u021ba de 24.<br \/>\nEh, la \u0103\u0219tia e mai r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436802405111.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443680240511\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436802405111.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436804183891.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443680418389\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436804183891.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiam cum sa ajung, dar sunt semne \u0219i la metrou \u0219i oricum te \u021bii dup\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u00een pantaloni scur\u021bi si-n dirndeloase (de la dirndl- rochia de o poarta femeile.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_17421.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_1742.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_17421.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Superb sa vezi o mare de oameni care aude fiecare muzica lui, unii cu expresii pasionale \u0219i p\u0103trunz\u0103toare,\u00a0 mai degrab\u0103 p\u0103trunse de bere, al\u021bii \u0219ter\u0219i,\u00a0 mai degrab\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi de bere,zugr\u0103vi\u021bi \u00een peisaj.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436511430551.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443651143055\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436511430551.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436512975401.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443651297540\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436512975401.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Altii se bucura extatic, gen :<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NhG-D9jKAYY\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Altii cu un patos inmuiat in bere :<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uLmjwYIKfcU\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n\u0218i am mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat ceva.\u00a0 Cand la\u0219i halba sa at\u00e2rne la 45 de grade, e\u0219ti <strong>loat. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436506742051.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443650674205\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-14436506742051.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-img_20150930_2358401.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"IMG_20150930_235840.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-img_20150930_2358401.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>La baie<\/strong><br \/>\nAm b\u0103ut doar o bere \u0219i aia radler, dar oricum ar fi, dup\u0103 o vreme te \u00eempinge un g\u00e2nd p\u0103c\u0103tos c\u0103tre eliberare.<\/p>\n<p>In timp ce mergeam c\u0103tre baie ( pi\u0219oare) ma g\u00e2ndeam ca uite b\u0103h, al dracu&#8217; hazard,\u00a0 nu e nimeni trosnit r\u0103u. Bine,\u00a0 era 20:30,\u00a0 mai erau oameni vii.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, c\u00e2nd am ajuns la baie am observat unde erau to\u021bi drojdierii. Bine, baie e un fel de a spune.\u00a0 Pe marginea zidului e o cada continua \u00een care sa te pi\u0219i.\u00a0 \u0218i asta e un fel de a spune,\u00a0 ca \u00een baie era o agita\u021bie\u00a0 browniana de zombalai mu\u0219ca\u021bi de c\u00e2ine care aspersau av\u00e2nd ni\u0219te patternuri de mi\u0219care aleatorii.<\/p>\n<p>Nu am avut curaj sa ma bag printre ei,\u00a0 a\u0219a c\u0103 am str\u00e2ns din buci. Pentru ca nu sunt un jurnalist nu i-am filmat acolo. At\u00e2ta demnitate consider ca trebuie sa ii r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 omului.\u00a0 \u00cen timp ce nu aveam eu curaj \u0219i ma uitam din u\u0219\u0103, iar ni\u0219te femei de serviciu ma \u00eendemnau sa intru,\u00a0 ca pe acolo e baia \u0219i eliberarea \u0219i raiul , un balanganos d-\u0103sta a trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine,\u00a0 dup\u0103 ce s-a ciocnit de mine, \u0219i-a l\u0103sat halba din m\u00e2n\u0103 ( dap, intrase cu ea) sub pi\u0219atoare, a scos aspersorul \u0219i a f\u0103cut loc. Bai, \u00een dezorganizarea aia bahica ma uitam cuprins de suspans sa vad dac\u0103 i-o umple careva. Nope. A sc\u0103pat f\u0103r\u0103 pic de strop. S-a \u00eencheiat omu&#8217; la cei 10 nasturi ai pantalonilor de piele ( at\u00e2\u021bia am \u00een\u021beles ca au),\u00a0 sau ma rog\u00a0\u00a0 nu chiar la to\u021bi &#8211; a mai l\u0103sat \u0219i pentru alt\u0103 dat\u0103 \u0219i-a luat halba \u0219i a plecat descentrat b\u00e2nd. Descentrat de la halb\u0103,\u00a0 care \u00eel tr\u0103gea intr-o parte, fire\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>La finalul primei seri orchestra canta &#8220;<em><strong>W<\/strong><\/em><em><strong>e are the champions<\/strong><\/em>&#8221; ,\u00a0 un imn al eroilor din toate colturile cortului.<br \/>\nUitandu-ma,\u00a0 vedeam clar ce campioni sunt,\u00a0 c\u00e2t de greu e sa fii <em>the last man standing<\/em> ( dramatizare, ca erau vreo o mie de last man standing),\u00a0 ce s\u0103 mai,\u00a0 ca la <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.traditii.ro\/craciun.php?nr_articol=45\">colinde\u021bi<\/a>, <\/em>\u00een satul meu. Arta cere sacrificii.<\/p>\n<p>Eu am b\u0103ut 1 bere \u00een prima seara,\u00a0 si-aia radler,\u00a0 care a costat 10 iepuroi.<br \/>\nVitejii cu care am fost au rupt <em>cepu&#8217; la butoi,\u00a0 <\/em>dar nu am sa zic nimic despre asta nici cu cuvinte, nici cu poze ca vorba aia &#8211; &#8221; eroi au fost, eroi sunt \u00eenc\u0103 &#8220;.\u00a0 \u0218i poate ar vrea pe urma sa explice \u0219i ei ce erou am fost eu la Copenhaga.<\/p>\n<p>La plecare am gustat un currywurst de 6 euro, care a fost mai na\u0219pa dec\u00e2t ala de il m\u00e2ncam acum jum\u0103tate de an \u00een <a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=714\" target=\"_blank\">Borgholzhausen<\/a>, la ciuperca din parcarea de tiruri, care costa 2.5 Eur \u0219i avea \u0219i <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chefkoch.de\/rs\/s0\/currywurst+r%C3%B6stzwiebeln\/Rezepte.html\" target=\"_blank\">R\u00f6stzwiebeln<\/a> .<\/strong><\/em> Adica ceap\u0103 pr\u0103jit\u0103 , care imi place foarte mult s\u0103 fie pus\u0103 peste sosul de curry , peste wurstal\u0103u. Astia n-aveau nici sos calumea\u00a0. A\u0219a e la b\u00e2lciuri. Am mai mancat unul ziua urmatoare . S-au \u00a0c\u0103utat ce s-au c\u0103utat, p\u00e2n\u0103 au gasit ceapa . Tot mai prost ca ala din parcare .<br \/>\nMa g\u00e2ndeam ca e cam scump, \u00een pula mea, sa dai at\u00e2t pe o bere, chit ca e la kil&#8217;,\u00a0 ca e mizerabila \u0219i cam pi\u0219oalc\u0103.<br \/>\n\u0218i taximetristul cu care am venit luni de la aeroport zicea ca au cam scumpit \u0103\u0219tia berea de la an la an \u0219i a sc\u0103zut num\u0103rul de vizitatori cu 40% \u0219i cu ei \u00eencas\u0103rile.\u00a0 Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 asta e adev\u0103rat,\u00a0 c\u0103uta\u021bi pe net dac\u0103 va roade.<br \/>\nDar\u00a0 c\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it spre metrou \u0219i am v\u0103zut, vere, poporul care se \u00eendrepta spre casa de ziceai ca ma plimb prin Land of the Dead ,\u00a0 dead drunk- fire\u0219te,\u00a0 am realizat ca de fapt nu e asa de scump\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i vorbeam eu cu un coleg care zicea cu m\u00e2na pe inima,\u00a0 c\u0103 b\u0103i frate,\u00a0 nem\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia -fa\u021b\u0103 de noi, sunt civiliza\u021bi,\u00a0 chiar dac\u0103 se \u00eembat\u0103 de se fac <em>targ\u0103,\u00a0 <\/em>ei merg frumos acas\u0103 \u0219i nu fac scandal.\u00a0 Fiecare cum nimere\u0219te, gen unii cu metroul, al\u021bii cu S-bahnu&#8217;,\u00a0 al\u021bii cu <em>targa<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1443721902276.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1443721902276\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1443721902276.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>nah,\u00a0 dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u021bi.<br \/>\nDar ideea e ca nu sunt scandalagii ca la noi, care de la a doua bere scoatem sabia.<\/p>\n<p>Cu excep\u021bia \u0103stora peste care am dat la 2 minute dup\u0103 ce m-am desp\u0103r\u021bit de ai mei.<br \/>\nGen , wink ;).<br \/>\nAltfel , serios \u00a0era ordine si disciplina , daca raportezi la <em><strong>halul\u00a0<\/strong><\/em> in care \u00a0misculau pe-acolo 70% din cetateni. Adica , turmentati , toti.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o8NafjFBKf4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nMa rog , e mai greu cu plecatul acasa.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JTcpiIYxja0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In prima seara , am aflat pe urma , am fost intr-un cort de \u00a0babe si mosi, numit\u00a0<b>Ochsenbraterei.\u00a0<\/b> Cic\u0103 cu \u00a0fripturi de vit\u0103 . \u00a0Plm , aveau , dar mai complicat cu m\u00e2ncatul cand iti danseaza lumea in farfurie . Eu am fost \u00a0multumit ca aveau radler. O alta mizerie de bere , acceptabila la gust dar dupa\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ma%C3%9F\" target=\"_blank\">un mass<\/a>\u00a0, eram tot \u00a0treaz, dar \u00a0dimineata ma durea capul teribil si gura amara , normal. Nu stiu cum a fost berea \u00a0clasica in cortul ala , dar unii \u00a0s-au plimbat cu metroul mai mult decat e cazul.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U8iCixt9jeY\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Altfel , lumea in cortul ala era 50% treaza la plecare .<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In a doua seara am \u00a0fost la un cort numit Augustiner . \u00a0Cu bere d-aia . astia nu aveau radler, puteai in schimb sa bei apa la halba , ca niste colege cu care am fost , si care au baut cea mai scumpa halba de apa , pe care am vazut-o eu : 4.95 EUR. Berea era 11 EUR. Din nou Pisoalc\u0103 , se simtea la consisten\u021b\u0103, dar , ca s\u0103 nu \u00een\u0219ele a\u0219tept\u0103rile bachice , oamenii adaugau, cred, ceva alcool in bere . \u00a0Si da bah , organizatorii pulii, se simte cand pui dublu rafinel in bere . Mai ales la prima \u00a0, ca \u00a0pot sa cred \u00a0c\u0103 pe la al 5-lea litru de bere \u00a0alcoolizata , nu mai simti ce si cum .<\/p>\n<p>A durat o vreme pana am gasit eu cortul si colegii, ca spiritul meu de orientare e epic si depinde exclusiv de harta si GPS. Asta treaz. Noroc ca am fost treaz, ca beat , creierul meu mai retine doar drumul inspre casa. De cele mai multe ori.<\/p>\n<p>Ma rog , in cortul ala mai tineret. Si inca mai beti decat in rest.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mcMWVp81eHM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/10wD626g1cU\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nVoie buna , grupa mare , lumea calare pe agatat. Bine , barbatii euforizati mai mult sau mai putin. Nici nu stiu exact cine sau ce ar fi putut sa agate , ca \u00a0majoritatea femeilor erau ca si barbatii , bete \u00a0de la un pic , la vrai\u0219te \u00a0si nu! In \u021bara astora \u00a0nu e ca la noi. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/eftimie.net\/cristi-dorombach-idiot-trebui-violat-cauta\/\">Nu e prezumptiv ca daca o femeie e beata vrea sa se futa<\/a> , deci s-o luam la japca.<\/p>\n<p>Bine a nu se intelege ca daca am stat l\u00e2nga o masa de macarone\u021bi nu am ajuns la un moment dat \u00a0vecin cu ei, f\u0103c\u00e2nd schimb de loc cu \u00a0colegele care \u00a0nici nu erau bete , prin urmare nici nu voiau sa se futa , dac\u0103 este sa urmam logica dorombachica .<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aaa, cu mesele. Asta ar fi de zis. Poti comanzi \u00a0bautura , doar daca ai o masa. Prin ai o masa nu se intelege sa ai o masa unde sa \u00a0stai frumos pe un scaun cu \u00a0 tacamuri , prosopel si ce fetisuri mai vreti voi. Nu! Ai o masa inseamna un loc unde sa iti reazemi \u00a0berea, ca serios, e greu, greu sa t\u00e2r\u00e2i dup\u0103 tine \u00a0halba aia de un kil ( continutul) + inca pe atat sticla. Mai ales dupa ce ai de\u0219ertat-o de cateva ori. In weekend ( nu am fost) , cica nu ai loc seara nici sa a arunci un ac inauntru. Nu e bai , pe afara mai gasesti wursterii\u00a0si alte chestii cu specific \u00a0b\u00e2lcesc, ca asta e \u00a0un mare b\u00e2lci afara , o mare nunt\u0103 inauntru. Cea mai mare la care am fost vreodata . Numai cu oaspe\u021bi alesi. To\u021bi be\u021bivii de pretutindeni.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_1886.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_1886.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_1886.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_1888.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_1888.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_1888.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103, sa fim seriosi, sarbatoarea asta nu e despre ziua recoltei , despre bere . Nope. Este sarbatoarea \u00a0be\u021biei. Un loc \u0219i un timp unde e acceptat sa te faci pulbere , lumea se asteapta la asta , e chiar \u00a0de dorit sa bei p\u00e2n\u0103 dai cu capul sub tine &#8211; ca sa aduci profit,iar\u00a0organizatorii sunt pregati\u021bi si de cum vomita unu, cum arunca o halba de rumegus peste produsul brut, cum le\u0219in\u0103 careva, cum \u00eel conduc la salvare . E un sistem bine pus la punct. Merge ca ceasul. Vorba aia , aici chiar vezi organizarea nem\u021beasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Iar b\u0103utura nu are v\u00e2rsta. Am v\u0103zut oameni be\u021bi la orice v\u00e2rste, b\u0103nuiesc ca de la 18 ani \u00een sus. Am v\u0103zut \u0219i mosi \u0219i babe \u021bop\u0103ind pe mese ca descreiera\u021bii, sau d\u00e2nd halbe peste cap.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1444128655849.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1444128655849\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1444128655849.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cred ca sunt mul\u021bi c\u0103rora le place genul asta de fest, cu b\u0103utura ieftina ( de calitate vorbesc, despre pre\u021b am zis ) , aglomera\u021bie \u0219i oameni sanki ferici\u021bi.<br \/>\nNu zic nu, \u0219i mie \u00eemi place sa vad oameni be\u021bi , iar asa densitate \u0219i volum de oameni rup\u021bi \u00een gur\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum nicaieri. Ever.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ansamblu roata se \u00eenv\u00e2rte, oamenii consum\u0103 bani &#8211; po\u021bi pl\u0103ti doar cash. Dar nu e bai, asa sunt nem\u021bii mai mult cu Cash.<br \/>\n\u0218i pentru asta, organizatorii au instalat ATM-uri chiar \u00een cort. Joac\u0103 lumea la ele ca la p\u0103c\u0103nele.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1444127953564.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1444127953564\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-wp-1444127953564.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\u0218i da, la aia nu s-a demodat m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219ul. Au mereu sa dea rest. Ca le la\u0219i ceva e treaba ta, dar ei \u00ee\u021bi dau rest chiar \u0219i dac\u0103 e\u0219ti ranga de nu mai po\u021bi str\u00e2nge pumnul. Am v\u0103zut pe cineva deschiz\u00e2nd buzunarul clatinandu-se, iar hostesa i-a pus restul acolo.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cam despre asta e. Se bea pana la <strong>last man standing,\u00a0<\/strong> bine \u00a0fiecare cu competitia din lumea in care se gaseste el la momentul ala.<\/p>\n<p>Toti sunt castigatori \u00a0de mahmureli premium, \u00a0ocoluri in jurul Munchen-ului , in drum spre casa , tratament all inclusive la urgente si ce se mai nimereste.<\/p>\n<p>Iar daca credeti ca sunt fan chestia asta , va inselati! Oribil. Am fost doar sa scriu mizeria asta de material. Practic , sa vad cu ochiul meu despre ce e vorba.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Later Edit:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am uitat sa o spun pe cea mai tare. Am vazut lume care tragea menta pe nas. Da, menta &#8211; se \u00a0vindea la liber . Habar n-am ce fel de moda e si asta , nici la ce te ajuta menta de tras pe nas ( eu la viata mea am incercat doar cafea instant , ca sa nu dorm 24 -48h) , dar \u00a0nah &#8211; din cate stiu in Munich cocaina nu \u00a0e chiar la moda , cum e sa zicem, in Londra &#8211; asa ca presupun ca e din ciclul fiecare cu ce are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru mine totul a plecat de la filmul Beerfest (2006). 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