{"id":31486,"date":"2025-05-21T03:37:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-21T02:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31486"},"modified":"2025-05-21T11:17:03","modified_gmt":"2025-05-21T10:17:03","slug":"programul-prima-grindina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31486","title":{"rendered":"Programul prima grindin\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Din capitolul \u201dc\u00e2nd e\u0219ti prost, tu nu \u0219tii!\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anul trecut s-au r\u0103sculat s\u0103tenii, am impresia c\u0103 cu tot cu primarele nou ales, care sunt fier\u021bi pe agricultur\u0103, to\u021bi cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul dat la asocia\u021bie, \u00eempotriva sta\u021biunilor viticole dotate cu sisteme de rachete pentru <s>contraofe <\/s> \u0103sta, antigrindin\u0103 voiam s\u0103 zic. <br \/>C\u0103 au calculat ei \u0219tiin\u021bific din observa\u021biile lor c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd dau cu rachete nu mai plou\u0103 \u0219i anul trecut ne-a topit seceta, deci #numaida\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i, cumva, politic, cum o fi fost, n-au mai dat. Prima ploaie mai ca lumea, prima instabilitate atmosferic\u0103, a\u0219a de prim\u0103var\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i prima grindin\u0103. <br \/>Na, Ilie! <br \/>Lua\u021bi ploaie, lua\u021bi cu cuburi de ghea\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 umple roabele \u00een care pune\u021bi \u0219ampania \u0219i paharele cu \u021buic\u0103 de prun\u0103. Din recolta de anul trecut, c\u0103 doar nu crezi c\u0103 mai recoltezi ceva anul \u0103sta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din capitolul \u201dc\u00e2nd e\u0219ti prost, tu nu \u0219tii!\u201d. Anul trecut s-au r\u0103sculat s\u0103tenii, am impresia c\u0103 cu tot cu primarele nou ales, care sunt fier\u021bi&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27914,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[675,2379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-agro","category-meteo"],"views":517,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/racheta-anti-grindina.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8bQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31486"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31490,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31486\/revisions\/31490"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}