{"id":31613,"date":"2025-06-29T03:47:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-29T02:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31613"},"modified":"2025-05-21T19:16:36","modified_gmt":"2025-05-21T18:16:36","slug":"lasa-ma-bai-nene-cum-calculez-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=31613","title":{"rendered":"Las\u0103-m\u0103, b\u0103i nene,  cum calculez eu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>F\u0103cusem eu un calcul precis \u0219i rapid \u0219i-mi ie\u0219ise c\u0103 \u00een ultimul an am fost plecat doar 76 de zile din UK,  perfect pot s\u0103 aplic pentru cet\u0103\u021benie m\u00e2ine. M\u00e2inea lui c\u00e2nd am scris, nu c\u00e2nd citi\u021bi voi, c\u0103 am mai plecat de atunci \u0219i \u00een func\u021bie de cum se deplaseaz\u0103 calendarul iese bine sau nu. Mai mult nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i \u00eei spun fericit so\u021biei, c\u0103 am g\u0103sit solu\u021bia s\u0103 fim \u0219i mult timp pleca\u021bi dar pe h\u00e2rtie nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mam\u0103, ce m\u00e2ndru eram de mine, matematicianul casei. S\u0103rb\u0103toream de unul singur \u00een birou imaginara victorie. Nu m\u0103 gr\u0103beam s\u0103 aplic la nimic, dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a, c\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 aplica. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar nu se poate domne s\u0103 ai lini\u0219te c\u0103 a venit peste mine c\u0103 s\u0103 facem calculele \u00eempreun\u0103 c\u0103 ei \u00eei ies peste 100 de zile \u0219i pula mea. Zic c\u0103 dac\u0103-i ies a\u0219a multe s\u0103 stea ea mai mult \u00een UK, s\u0103 nu mai fie plecat\u0103 at\u00e2ta timp, eu a fi scutit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar nu merge a\u0219a \u0219i dup\u0103 ce derul\u0103m desf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103torul ajung brutal la 99 \u0219i e OK, c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce am plecat \u00eenc-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, s-au f\u0103cut, cred 106, ia pula na, na. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La anu \u0219i la mul\u021bi ani, c\u0103 n-am cum s\u0103 scad sub 90 c\u0103 nu sunt, b\u0103, la pu\u0219c\u0103rie aci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar eu voiam s\u0103 aplic cu matematica mea \u0219i vedeam io. I-auite, b\u0103, nene, s-au trezit to\u021bi c\u0103 \u0219tiu matematic\u0103, acuma. Dac\u0103 vede\u021bi c\u0103 se schimb\u0103 titlul \u00een blogul unui om divor\u021bat, d-aia, c\u0103 nu mai po\u021bi avea lini\u0219te \u00een familie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u0103cusem eu un calcul precis \u0219i rapid \u0219i-mi ie\u0219ise c\u0103 \u00een ultimul an am fost plecat doar 76 de zile din UK, perfect pot s\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17659,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,262,500,1594],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-lifestyle","category-self","category-uk"],"views":481,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/paper-airplane.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8dT","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31614,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31613\/revisions\/31614"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}