{"id":3268,"date":"2015-10-20T07:17:11","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T05:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3268"},"modified":"2015-10-20T07:17:11","modified_gmt":"2015-10-20T05:17:11","slug":"breaking-news-detectoare-noi-la-otopeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3268","title":{"rendered":"Breaking news: detectoare noi la Otopeni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>\u00cen ultimele doua s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni eu n-am mai plecat. Care a\u021bi ie\u0219it prin Otopeni trebuie sa fi v\u0103zut noile scannere \u0219i faptul ca te cauta \u0103\u0219tia cu h\u00e2rtiu\u021be de proba pe haine \u0219i prin toate bagajele. Tel Aviv style. Cred ca a\u0219a e \u0219i \u00een US,&nbsp; dar nu am fost nu \u0219tiu. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi luar\u0103 proba din troler, o puser\u0103 \u00een scanner \u0219i \u00eencepu ala sa urle \u0219i sa se fac\u0103 ro\u0219u la fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 cic\u0103 droguri.<br \/>\nDroguri, auzi! Ia coaie zi-mi \u0219i mie unde, ca eu caut demult dup\u0103 ele dar nu le-am bunghit. M\u0103 lu\u0103 r\u00e2sul, gen.<br \/>\n-Da, \u0219ti\u021bi,&nbsp; cred c\u0103 nu e bun aparatul asta, zice controlorul.<br \/>\n\u0218i se duse la alt aparat cu alta probabdin troler.<br \/>\nP\u0103cat&#8230;caut de at\u00e2ta vreme \u0219i \u00eemi puneam speran\u021be \u00een scannerul lor.<br \/>\nEh, alta data. Celalalt aparat zise ca nu e nimic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen ultimele doua s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni eu n-am mai plecat. Care a\u021bi ie\u0219it prin Otopeni trebuie sa fi v\u0103zut noile scannere \u0219i faptul ca te cauta \u0103\u0219tia&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[473],"tags":[313,699],"class_list":["post-3268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-breaking-news","tag-otopeni","tag-scannere-urme-chimice"],"views":1914,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2034.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-QI","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3269,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3268\/revisions\/3269"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}