{"id":32742,"date":"2025-08-21T04:03:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T03:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=32742"},"modified":"2025-08-21T16:14:20","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T15:14:20","slug":"un-vis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=32742","title":{"rendered":"Un vis cu Ziua Judec\u0103\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Pentru al\u021bii co\u0219mar, dar eu l-am savurat. <br \/>\u00cen pu\u021binul timp \u00een care \u00eemi intindeam oasele \u0219i \u00eemi descre\u021beam creierul \u00een frac\u021biunea de noapte dintre dou\u0103 munci, de cum mi s-au deconectat sinapsele de la ochi, mi s-au reconectat la banda de memorie care rederula \u00eent\u00e2lnirea multilateral\u0103 a lui Trump cu toate p\u0103r\u021bile \u00eemplicate, \u00een propria interpretare, probabil un delir de la oboseal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i \u00eel vedeam pe Trump gesticul\u00e2nd m\u0103runt, \u00een scenele neincluse \u00een streamingul de pres\u0103 la mas\u0103 cu toat\u0103 echipa, cum f\u0103cea planul pentru toat\u0103 lumea \u0219i lungea g\u00e2tul c\u0103tre ei, adulmec\u00e2ndu-le aprobarea, reticen\u021ba, c\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-i pe sub m\u0103\u0219tile afi\u0219ate public. <br \/><em>Dialogul e rescris de mine treaz, ca Biblia, doar nu crede\u021bi c\u0103-mi aduc aminte toate replicile din vis, doar imaginile \u0219i liniile generale le re\u021bin aievea, c\u00e2teva ore \u0219i dac\u0103 apuc s\u0103 scriu ca acuma, bine, dac\u0103 nu, pa. A\u0219a:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dup\u0103 cum v-am promis, c\u0103 sunt cel mai bun facilitator \u0219i pot face un prieten din oricine, v-am adus \u00een pozi\u021bia de a \u00eencheia epoca asta, dar dac\u0103 o s\u0103 mearg\u0103 sau nu, \u021bine doar de voi, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi voin\u021ba \u0219i curajul de a face asta, dar mai ales discre\u021bia \u0219i s\u00e2ngele rece. Povara cea mai mare, evident, este pe umerii lui Zele, dar el e obi\u0219nuit \u0219i cu discre\u021bia \u0219i cu riscul. Te sim\u021bi \u00een stare s\u0103 faci asta, crezi c\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba lui Putin vei fi la fel de curajos ca \u00een discursurile publice? \u00cen fond, a fost ideea ta s\u0103 v\u0103 pun fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i n-a fost u\u0219or, dar uite c\u0103 eu m\u0103 \u021bin de promisiuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, Donald, orice pre\u021b a\u0219 pl\u0103ti eu, este mic fa\u021b\u0103 de \u0219ansa pe care o avem pentru o lume mai bun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Poate o s\u0103 fie o lume mai bun\u0103, poate nu, dar o s\u0103 fie oricum o schimbare major\u0103 \u00een ordinea lucrurilor, dar trebuie s\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi minte c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 dans\u0103m pe muzica ru\u0219ilor, f\u0103r\u0103 suspiciuni, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipi\u021bi. Tu vei merge \u00een b\u00e2rlogul ursului \u0219i nu hiberneaz\u0103. \u0218i noi to\u021bi depindem de dac\u0103 vei avea o m\u00e2n\u0103 de chirurg la momentul potrivit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Voi avea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cei \u0219i vedeam bisturiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine, hai, c\u0103 \u00eel sun pe Putin s\u0103 \u00eei spun c\u0103 \u00een mare suntem de acord cu precondi\u021biile pe care le-a setat ca s\u0103 pornim discu\u021biile \u0219i s\u0103 decid\u0103 unde va \u021bine \u00eent\u00e2lnirea \u0219i vedem dac\u0103 s-a sucit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump pleac\u0103, restul r\u0103m\u00e2n la mas\u0103 reci, Macron se apleac\u0103 c\u0103tre Starmer \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een \u0219oapt\u0103 dac\u0103 are \u00eencredere \u00een Trump c\u0103 nu-i tr\u0103deaz\u0103. Ochii alba\u0219tri \u00eenghe\u021ba\u021bi ai Ursulei von der Leyen sunt \u00een contrast cu z\u00e2mbetul instabil \u0219i cu capul care se clatin\u0103 a pagub\u0103.  Se uit\u0103 cu regret la Zelensky, care \u00ee\u0219i drege vocea \u0219i spune printre din\u021bi: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u00centrebarea este dac\u0103 ave\u021bi \u00eencredere \u00een mine, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 noi nu putem fi de aceea\u0219i parte a mesei, efortul e \u00een van, indiferent de rezultat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i gesticuleaz\u0103 ca \u0219i cum Putin ar fi \u00een aceea\u0219i camer\u0103 cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Zelensky crede c\u0103 are puterea s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 de la tine pacea pentru Ucraina, europenii \u00eel sus\u021bin, preten\u021biile lor sunt \u00een mare acelea\u0219i, dar oricum nu conteaz\u0103, eu \u021bi-l pun \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 pe Zelensky \u0219i vei avea soarta \u00een propriile m\u00e2ini. C\u0103 o rezolvi cu plumb, sau poloniu, din fa\u021b\u0103 sau din spate, \u0219tii tu mai bine cu astea. Eu sunt preg\u0103tit ca dup\u0103 eveniment s\u0103 propun o tranzi\u021bie democratic\u0103, s\u0103 opresc eventualele impulsuri de escalare, mai ales de la \u021b\u0103rile din Europa de Est. O s\u0103 fie cu alegeri libere, pute\u021bi avea ce candidat vre\u021bi \u0219i o s\u0103-l sus\u021binem, dar desigur c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 \u0219tim cine, s\u0103 fim de acord, doar c\u00e2t s\u0103 ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 interesele ne sunt reprezentate \u0219i contractele agreate cu Ucraina r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een vigoare \u0219i ne ve\u021bi permite s\u0103 exploat\u0103m metalele rare &#8211; desigur, \u00een cooperare cu Rusia. \u0218i cred c\u0103 \u0219i europenii vor vedea avantajele situa\u021biei, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme nu \u00eei presa\u021bi cu influen\u021be \u0219i redesenarea grani\u021belor prea c\u0103tre vest &#8211; interesul nostru, al tuturor este s\u0103 aducem pacea \u0219i s\u0103 cooper\u0103m pentru reconstruc\u021bia Ucrainei, evident, sub influen\u021ba voastr\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenchide telefonul \u0219i iese mul\u021bumit din biroul oval, b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-l pe um\u0103r pe JD Vance, care-l prive\u0219te pu\u021bin \u00eencurcat, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se readapteze la atmosfera din camera plin\u0103 de europeni, pe care crede c\u0103 \u0219tie cum s\u0103-i citeasc\u0103, dar nu cu siguran\u021b\u0103. Se \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre Zelensky, \u00eel bate \u0219i pe aceasta pe um\u0103r, se a\u0219eaz\u0103 \u00eemping\u00e2nd biroul cu palmele deschise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-S-a rezolvat. Pre\u0219edintele Putin e \u00een acord cu noi, va stabili o \u00eent\u00e2lnire.  De-acum suntem pe m\u00e2na ta, Zele, cred c\u0103 ai treab\u0103 \u0219i te re\u021binem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Perfect, am plecat. Pa-pa-pa-pa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen urma u\u0219ii \u00eenchise, Putin \u00eei spune Ursulei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Auzi, po\u021bi s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu frate-tu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-&#8230;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Facem \u0219i noi un ban cinstit, cred c\u0103 o cot\u0103 de 2.5 pe Putin e cinstit\u0103. Cred c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 pariez c\u00e2teva sute de milioane pe Putin. Poate un miliard, poate mai pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen ochii lui vedeam dou\u0103 bile rostogolindu-se prin ruletele iri\u0219ilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dac\u0103 iese nasol \u0219i ru\u0219ii vor lansa nucleare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; De aia v-am chemat aici, s\u0103 fi\u021bi cu degetele pe butoane, s\u0103 ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. M\u0103 rog, e vorba de Starmer \u0219i Macron, restul lucra\u021bi \u0219i voi cu ei, sunt convins c\u0103 v\u0103 vor oferi ajutor. <br \/>Pentru siguran\u021b\u0103, o s\u0103 vorbesc cu un b\u0103iat de-ai mei. Am un prieten extraordinar, e dezvoltator imobilar \u0219i a construit ni\u0219te complexe reziden\u021biale fabuloase &#8211; sunt la peste 50 de metri sub P\u00e2m\u00e2nt, cu piscine individuale, surs\u0103 de ap\u0103 din izvoare ad\u00e2nci, practic po\u021bi locui acolo \u00een condi\u021bii de confort 10-15 ani f\u0103r\u0103 probleme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spunea astea sco\u021b\u00e2nd un dosar cu planuri \u0219i poze \u0219i prezent\u00e2ndu-le partenerilor lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sunt scumpe, dar merit\u0103 to\u021bi banii din lume. Voi cum crede\u021bi c\u0103 se termin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Greu de spus, dar noi cum ne organiz\u0103m pentru a avea o reac\u021bie coordonat\u0103 \u00een Ziua Judec\u0103\u021bii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Simplu, organizez eu o \u00eent\u00e2lnire paralel\u0103, o s\u0103 spunem c\u0103 e pe tema tarifelor \u0219i ne vedem aici la Casa Alb\u0103. Am s\u0103 mai invit ni\u0219te prieteni, poate pe Bibi, poate pe Xi Jing Ping, dac\u0103 nu miroase ceva, s\u0103 vedem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U\u0219ile se \u00eenchid din nou, Starmer urc\u0103 \u00een limuzin\u0103, apoi \u00een avion, apoi apeleaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Auzi Bibicule? E groas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218tiu. C\u0103 m-a sunat Putin. Mi-a cerut s\u0103-i trimit pe cineva competent sa ajute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Crezi c\u0103 e o idee bun\u0103 s\u0103-l aju\u021bi s\u0103-l rezolve pe Zelensky? <br \/>-Nu \u0219tiu, dar nu pentru asta vrea ajutor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Trump, \u00eenainte s\u0103 ne bage \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi nuclear pe to\u021bi. <br \/>-P\u0103i \u0219i nu crezi c\u0103 ASTA are \u0219anse s\u0103 ne bage \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi nuclear? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u0219i dac\u0103 vinovatul e civil \u0219i localnic, nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i \u00eel aju\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu. Am nevoie de sprijinul lui s\u0103 fac curat \u00een zon\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bun, m\u0103car mai exist\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi loiale. Baft\u0103, vorbim. Sun\u0103-m\u0103 dac\u0103 ai nevoie de ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenchide \u0219i sun\u0103 acas\u0103 la ai lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-E groas\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bi.  Trebuie s\u0103 vorbim cu iranienii \u0103ia din Washington, vede\u021bi c\u0103 nu vin direct acas\u0103, am un drum p\u00e2n\u0103 la Beijing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se d\u0103 jos la ceas de sear\u0103 \u0219i urc\u0103 \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103 care-l conduce la omul potrivit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce face\u021bi dac\u0103 Putin moare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nimic special, e un om \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, altcineva o s\u0103-i ia locul \u0219i vom discuta cu acela. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar dac\u0103 moare Trump?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u00cen cazul \u0103la cred c\u0103 vom face demersuri s\u0103 lu\u0103m Taiwanul mai repede. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u00e2t de mult vre\u021bi Taiwanul \u0103la?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Destul de mult c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi rezolv problemele, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 opune\u021bi. Dar trebuie s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti \u0219i cu Fran\u021ba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-E ok, la un caz de orice, Macron e \u00een stand by, Fran\u021ba se pred\u0103, se \u0219tie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cred c\u0103 mai era, dar m-am trezit c\u0103 aveam treab\u0103. C\u00e2t s\u0103 \u0219i visezi \u00eentr-o or\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate de somn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 vreunul din \u0103\u0219tia p\u0103\u021be\u0219te ceva e doar o coinciden\u021b\u0103, nu-s Nostradamus, eu doar visez \u0219i cu ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i la fel cum visez cu ei deschi\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/><br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru al\u021bii co\u0219mar, dar eu l-am savurat. \u00cen pu\u021binul timp \u00een care \u00eemi intindeam oasele \u0219i \u00eemi descre\u021beam creierul \u00een frac\u021biunea de noapte dintre dou\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":629,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/trumpeurope-leaders.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8w6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32742"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32769,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32742\/revisions\/32769"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/32750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}