{"id":3279,"date":"2015-10-20T10:07:26","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T08:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3279"},"modified":"2015-11-27T16:14:22","modified_gmt":"2015-11-27T14:14:22","slug":"stiucareala-si-offroad-de-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3279","title":{"rendered":"Stiucareala \u0219i offroad de weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Am v\u0103zut la un amic pe Facebook o poza cu un trofeu s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 \u0219i hop am pus de o stiucareala. Am luat linguri\u021be,\u00a0 rotative \u0219i pe\u0219ti artificiali \u0219i hai pe el.<\/p>\n<p>Noro&#8217;ca vineri seara m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu omu \u0219i mi-a dat ceva din ce prinsese el ca altfel&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>La pomu&#8217; l\u0103udat <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 era deja balta plin\u0103.\u00a0 De pescari.\u00a0 \u0218i b\u0103rci \u0219i pedestrasi.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i n-am prins nimic.\u00a0 M-a f\u0103cut de ras copilul de 6 ani. E ceva s\u0103 iei la spiner.<br \/>\nAm stat patru ore pe balt\u0103 c\u0103 tot voi sp\u0103la ru\u0219inea,\u00a0 dar nu.<br \/>\nLa plecare :<br \/>\n-Tati,\u00a0 putem s\u0103 \u00eel lu\u0103m acas\u0103,\u00a0 \u00eel pl\u0103tim?<br \/>\nCe \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 pescuie\u0219ti la b\u0103l\u021bi private. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai ai unde s\u0103 pescuie\u0219ti.\u00a0 Pe vremea mea nu exista no\u021biunea asta.\u00a0 Tata pl\u0103tea doar permis de pescuit. Bine, pe\u0219tele era plin de chimicale pentru ca Oltchim duduia. \u00cel vedeai plutind mort.<br \/>\nOare, genera\u021bia copiilor no\u0219tri va \u0219tii ce e ala pescuit \u00een balt\u0103 public\u0103?<br \/>\nDin nou copilul:<br \/>\n-Vai ce frumos e,\u00a0 \u00eemi va p\u0103rea r\u0103u s\u0103 \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc.<br \/>\n-Pai po\u021bi s\u0103 nu \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nci,\u00a0 dac\u0103 nu vrei.<br \/>\n-Ba \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc,\u00a0 ca e bun.<br \/>\nCorect. Tre&#8217; s\u0103 fii oarecum retardat s\u0103 te faci <em>raw vegan,\u00a0 <\/em>de mila m\u00e2nc\u0103rii.<br \/>\nDap, am v\u0103zut-o \u0219i pe asta recent pe Facebook. Scria un accident genetic despre cum dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi pas\u0103 de suferin\u021ba animalelor sacrificate prin te miri ce metode care mai de care mai criminale \u0219i mai holocaustice\u00a0 trebuie sa te faci vegalau r\u0103u.\u00a0 Nu exist\u0103 alt\u0103 carne. Pardon, alta cale.<br \/>\nA-ham.<br \/>\nBine\u00een\u021beles ca erau al\u021bi neterminati care d\u0103deau fuga sa explice cum animalele nu simt nimic.\u00a0 B\u0103,\u00a0 e gre\u0219it\u0103 abordarea.<br \/>\nCui pula mea ii pas\u0103 dac\u0103 simt animalele ceva sau nu. At\u00e2t timp c\u00e2t nu ucizi de dragul provoc\u0103rii suferin\u021bei ci de dragul m\u00e2nc\u0103rii e ok, da?<br \/>\nDin nou, divaghez,\u00a0 iar copiii mei nu cred c\u0103 vor avea probleme \u00een a-i manca pe ai vo\u0219tri dac\u0103 situa\u021bia o impune.<\/p>\n<p>Bun asa, deci eu nu am prins nimic. M\u0103car,\u00a0 ca am schimbat caucioacele, am testat pu\u021bin masina \u00een off-road.\u00a0 Mul\u021bumit. Urc\u0103,\u00a0 coboar\u0103,\u00a0 asta vreau. Nu e capr\u0103 neagr\u0103 s\u0103 urc pe st\u00e2nci dar pe coclauri ruleaz\u0103.\u00a0 La anu&#8217;, de iarna am \u00een plan sa ii fac cadou ni\u0219te ro\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i mai nimerite,\u00a0 BFG-uri. Pe-stea le las de &#8220;var\u0103 &#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Oricum, interesant, c\u00e2nd mergeam la pe\u0219te doi jandarmi cu un papuc d-ala vechi cu trac\u021biune pe spate d\u0103dea sa se \u00eentoarc\u0103,\u00a0 ca nu puteau sa mai ajung\u0103 la pescari sa ii caute de permise.\u00a0 Bulangii.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 reu\u0219eau cred ca ma amendau \u0219i pe mine ca am pierdut chitan\u021ba de plat\u0103 a taxei de pescuit.\u00a0 Pe \u0103ia care au golit Oltul cu setcile nu au venit sa-i controleze.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen du\u0219m\u0103nie,\u00a0 ca erau bloca\u021bi intr-o balta \u00een mijlocul drumului,\u00a0 am urcat frumos prin fata lor\u00a0 pe un perete lateral oblic pana sus pe terasa \u0219i am continuat drumul pe acolo. Sigur, aveam loc sa \u00eei ocolesc prin b\u0103l\u021bi,\u00a0 f\u0103r\u0103 sa fac show&#8230;&#8221;but at least we stole the shoooow!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Duminica,\u00a0 vreme bun\u0103.<br \/>\nDe la tata citire:<br \/>\nStiuca nu trage la vreme buna. Numai la vreme rea.<br \/>\nNici la 1263484 de pescari. Numa&#8217; la unii mai bulanosi.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2023.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2023.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2023.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2021.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2021.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2021.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2022.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2022.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2022.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 rog, nici eu nu-s cel mai bun pescar de\u0219i ancore bun<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2020.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2020.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2020.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>e aveam.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt priceput la t\u0103iat de haine cu cu\u021bitul \u0219i cu patentul, ca sa scot c\u00e2rligele de pe unde intr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am mai \u00eencercat da&#8217; tot cu acela\u0219i spor. Motiv pentru care m-am dat cu ma\u0219ina \u0219i am realizat ca s-au f\u0103cut ciupercile toamna asta, de sa iei cu sacul. Sau cu punga,\u00a0 dup\u0103 posib<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2029.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2029.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2029.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2031.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2031.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2031.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2033.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2033.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2033.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2032.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2032.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2032.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2030.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_2030.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_2030.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>ilit\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Merge de un offroad\u00a0 soft &#8211; mild acolo. Poate ar trebui sa convoc o ie\u0219ire.<br \/>\nCauciucurile fac diferen\u021ba,\u00a0 as zice &#8211; mai mult dec\u00e2t diferen\u021biale blocabile mecanic \u0219i reductoarele. Cel pu\u021bin p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenclina\u021bii mari.<\/p>\n<p>Not\u0103: Am a\u0219teptat s\u0103 plec de acas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 scriu asta cu poze, ca e ma\u0219ina nevestei.\u00a0 Shht!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am v\u0103zut la un amic pe Facebook o poza cu un trofeu s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 \u0219i hop am pus de o stiucareala. Am luat linguri\u021be,\u00a0 rotative&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3281,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,459,104],"tags":[702,443,701,700,442],"class_list":["post-3279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-pescaresti","category-rabla","tag-cauciucuri-de-iarna","tag-ix55","tag-off-road","tag-stiuci","tag-veracruz"],"views":2109,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-dsc_20201.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-QT","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3279"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3639,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3279\/revisions\/3639"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}