{"id":32887,"date":"2025-08-30T10:02:06","date_gmt":"2025-08-30T09:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=32887"},"modified":"2025-08-30T10:15:16","modified_gmt":"2025-08-30T09:15:16","slug":"craterul-de-50-de-metri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=32887","title":{"rendered":"Craterul de “50 de metri”."},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2nd v\u0103 trimite\u021bi copiii la \u0219coal\u0103, pune\u021bi-i s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be matematic\u0103, fizic\u0103, \u00een general , \u0219tiin\u021be aplicate \u0219i, dac\u0103 fac gur\u0103 c\u0103 lor nu le trebuie, c\u0103 se fac gurnali\u0219ti, fute-\u021bi-le c\u00e2te o smetie peste bot, a\u0219a f\u0103r\u0103 avertisment, \u0219i v\u0103 opri\u021bi c\u00e2nd calculeaz\u0103 corect viteza \u0219i for\u021ba rezultate ale ac\u021biunii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ramona Ciobanu e proast\u0103 de duduie, dac\u0103 se uit\u0103 la poza articolului ei \u0219i poate tasta cu copitele ei “un crater uria\u0219, cu o raz\u0103 de circa 50 de metri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218tirea ini\u021bial\u0103 scris\u0103 de “Departamentul Coresponden\u021bi” – care nu trec bacul nici cu pile, adaug eu, zice c\u0103 diametrul era 40-50 de metri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, handicapa\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia sunt \u0103ia care r\u00e2deau de  Viorica D\u0103ncil\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0219tie formula pentru aria cercului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum ar veni c\u0103 ei o \u0219tiu, \u0219i la ce conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tiu. Doar c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t este un metru \u0219i care e diferen\u021ba dintre raz\u0103 \u0219i diametru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, c\u00e2nd scrii a\u0219a ceva trebuie s\u0103 fii concediat. Dac\u0103, cu poza \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, po\u021bi scrie asta \u0219i pune poza in articol – concediat . Bine, asta ar presupune c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt \u0219i pl\u0103ti\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Serios, domnii de la Ho\u021bnews pot angaja ni\u0219te nepalezi din aceia care acuma nu mai lucreaz\u0103 ca livratori, c\u0103 nu le mai accept\u0103 rom\u00e2nii comenzile, s\u0103 scrie articole la ziar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi la poza aia cu craterul \u0219i crezi c\u0103 acela e un crater de o raz\u0103, hai fie \u0219i diametru  aproximabil la 40-50 de metri, e\u0219ti prost cu m\u0103-ta, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 cine e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i, da sunt con\u0219tient c\u0103 sunt mul\u021bi asemenea. Acum 15 ani lucram in echipa se SAP a unei companii din Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i aveam o coleg\u0103 un pic mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 dec\u00e2t mine , dar nu a\u0219a\u00a0 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, la 30 \u0219i un pic, eu eram la f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert pe\u00a0 vremea aia, ea terminase facultatea la ASE , deci absolvise liceul cumva , dar nu \u0219tia ce e un metru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eram cu ni\u0219te colegi \u00eentr-o discu\u021bie \u0219i a trebuit s\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103m – tu c\u00e2t crezi c\u0103 e un metru? Pai nu \u0219tiu, cam at\u00e2t \u0219i arata a ceva gen sub jum\u0103tate de metru. \u0218i a continuat s\u0103 explice, “cam vreo 60 de centimetri, a\u0219a”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci mi-a trecut prima dat\u0103 prin cap c\u0103 a\u0219 putea s\u0103 \u00eei spun cuiva c\u0103 am pula de o jum\u0103tate de metru, \u0219i pe vremea aia puteai \u0219i s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti \u00een halul \u0103sta la corpora\u021bie, dar am ratat momentul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu sunt numai \u0103\u0219tia de la Ho\u021bnews sau news.ro, care citeaz\u0103 \u00een ne\u0219tire; peste tot a ap\u0103rut enormitatea asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, nu zic , exist\u0103 posibilitatea s\u0103 se fi l\u0103rgit, dar dac\u0103 se f\u0103cea craterul cu raza de 50 de metri trebuia s\u0103 fi \u00eenghi\u021bit casa aia, \u00ee\u021bi pui ni\u0219te \u00eentreb\u0103ri , nu? C\u00e2nd scrii enormit\u0103\u021bile \u0103stea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum singurul care pare c\u0103 s-a prins c\u0103 e ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 este Cristian Anton de la \u0219tirile ProTV<\/a>, care a \u00eenlocuit enormit\u0103\u021bile din articol cu expresii stilistice enorme – gen “crater uria\u0219”. Bravo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Muie celorlal\u021bi! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disear\u0103 \u00eei spun so\u021biei c\u0103 am pula de un metru \u0219i dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crede \u00eei ar\u0103t poze cu craterul. Grosime, normal. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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