{"id":3347,"date":"2015-10-29T10:16:24","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T08:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3347"},"modified":"2015-10-29T11:29:56","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T09:29:56","slug":"greseala-o-bula-reactionar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3347","title":{"rendered":"Gre\u0219eal\u0103 , o bul\u0103! Reac\u021bionar."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu m-am trezit bine de diminea\u021b\u0103\u00a0, iar \u00een timp ce r\u0103sfoiam , pe WC, online-ul, dau de 3 articole legate de reclama \u00a0aia noua la Coca-Cola , la care nu dau nici link , nici embed , \u00a0care scriu c\u0103 &#8211; vezi doamne- \u00a0a ie\u0219it ea a\u0219a aluziv-vulgar\u0103 , neinten\u021bionat\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>1) Ba\u00a0 pentru c\u0103 ar fi \u00a0coordonata de o femeie , \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/eftimie.net\/intampla-cand-coordoneaza-treaba-femeie\/\">\u0219i \u00a0\u0219ti\u021bi voi , femeile sunt naive, \u00a0nu au sim\u021bul vulgarului<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Raspuns: Umm, nu bah , femeile realizeaz\u0103 la fel de rapid ca barba\u021bii, \u00a0c\u00e2nd o iau in gur\u0103 voluntar , sau nu , direct sau aluziv. Dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 par\u0103 prostu\u021be , o fac eventual pentru c\u0103 se bucur\u0103 de reac\u021bia st\u00e2rnit\u0103 \u0219i de infatuarea masculin\u0103. Cele care nu-s retardate , normal.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i daca accept c\u0103 se poate s\u0103 ii scape unei femei o bul\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i dea seama, nu accept c\u0103 poti sa ajungi sa repeti chestia asta de oricate ori se repeta in cazul unei filmari si sa nu te prinzi. Nu e ca si cum in campania aia de media nu ar fi fost angajat niciun expert in comunicare, z\u0103u. \u00a0A\u0219a pro\u0219ti suntem?<\/p>\n<p>2) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nwradu.ro\/2015\/10\/uneori-sucurile-cu-bule-nu-pica-bine\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ba ,c\u0103 nu i-a p\u0103sat nim\u0103nui<\/a> , pentru c\u0103 leafa merge, noi cu drag muncim si bani s\u0103 fie .<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Really ? Ba nu, bah . De fapt , \u00a0a fost gandita de la inceput \u00a0fix asa. Aluziv vulgara , uitati-va la fa\u021ba \u0103lia care o spune, mie a\u0219a mi se pare, c\u0103 se exprima. Gen, vino si bag\u0103-mi-o, dar s\u0103 fie din gre\u0219eal\u0103, ca eu Cola am cerut. \u00a0Nu putea sa spun\u0103 pe fa\u021ba cum c\u0103 Coca Cola are gust de muie , din doua motive:<\/p>\n<p>1) \u00a0C\u0103\u00a0nu putea sa intre pe TV.<\/p>\n<p>2) C\u0103 muia nu are neap\u0103rat gust bun pentru o femeie, mai ales daca esti nespalat si nu folose\u0219ti , eventual , prezervative cu gust de capsuni , sau ceva.<\/p>\n<p>Mai degraba cred\u00a0\u00a0c\u0103\u00a0reclama e facuta sa activeze spiritul gibal\u0103u masculin \u0219i sa asocieze senzatia de a bea cola cu senzatia de a primi sex oral \u00a0de la o femeie submisiv\u0103\u00a0\u0219i prostu\u021b\u0103\u00a0( b\u0103, serios , Coca Cola , nu e chiar at\u00e2t de bun\u0103 ).<\/p>\n<p>Sunt curios ce parere au feministele despre asta , gen , astept reclama Pepsi \u00a0cu un b\u0103rbat care baga limba \u00een pahar \u0219i spune ceva gen:<\/p>\n<p>-Pepsi are acel ingredient pe care nu pot sa-<strong>l indic,<\/strong> dar imi ridica pe limba o senzatie de exaltare emo\u021bional\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-a doua parte de c\u0103cat a reclamei e c\u0103 prime\u0219ti \u00a025 MB de net la Orange \u00a0la fiecare 500 ml de Cola.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nwradu.ro\/2015\/10\/uneori-sucurile-cu-bule-nu-pica-bine\/\" target=\"_blank\">Radu\u00a0<\/a>, a calculat ca daca bei o cola pe zi , p\u00e2n\u0103 la\u00a0<em>Craciune\u00a0<\/em> , str\u00e2ngi 1.5GB de net. \u00a0La care eu adaug \u00a0un bonus de 13800 de kilocalorii \u00a0( daca bei d-ala clasic \u00a0rosu ca Rusia) si \u00a0ficatul praf daca bei d-ala negru ca moartea , de care mai beau eu , gen.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00a0 minim un coleg care lucreaza pentru Pepsi \u0219i care se bucura , probabil , c\u0103 scriu naspa de Coke.<\/p>\n<p>Pepsi are gust mai na\u0219pa. Hai inchide\u021bi repede pagina\u00a0toti care lucra\u021bi la Pepsi , c\u0103 v\u0103 dau a\u0219tia afar\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103 prind .<\/p>\n<p>Pentru cei care nu lucreaz\u0103 acolo \u0219i mai apuc\u0103 s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u0219i sf\u00e2r\u0219itul:<\/p>\n<p>De fapt , nu ma enerveaza nici macar \u00a0reclama &#8211; ca si eu tot gibon activat de mizerii d-astea sunt, ci \u00a0faptul ca internetul ( aka reprezentantii media implicati in campanie), o \u021bin asa langa , cu teoria m\u0103icutei nevinovate care se impiedic\u0103 si cade in pul\u0103 , c\u0103,\u00a0\u00eent\u00e2mplator, n-avea nici chiloti pe ea.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 noi am fi to\u021bi ni\u0219te pro\u0219ti. Hai sictir , pentru ideea porno de promovare!<\/p>\n<p>Hai , acu&#8217; la munca , ca am o gramada de treaba pe restul zilei de azi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Poza din &#8220;feature&#8221; luata de\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/files\/coke-grenade.550_0.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">aici<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Nu m-am trezit bine de diminea\u021b\u0103\u00a0, iar \u00een timp ce r\u0103sfoiam , pe WC, online-ul, dau de 3 articole legate de reclama \u00a0aia noua&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3348,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621,4],"tags":[728,726,727],"class_list":["post-3347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articole","category-internetu","tag-25mb-500-ml","tag-coca-cola","tag-reclama-porno"],"views":1649,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/coke-grenade.550_0.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-RZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3347"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3352,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3347\/revisions\/3352"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}