{"id":33595,"date":"2025-11-16T05:14:14","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T04:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33595"},"modified":"2025-10-15T14:03:57","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T13:03:57","slug":"uk-politia-si-hotii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33595","title":{"rendered":"UK: Poli\u021bia \u0219i ho\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>A\u021bi v\u0103zut voi filme din \u0103lea c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 o infrac\u021biune &#8211; pac, vine poli\u021bia , ia toate \u00eenregistr\u0103rile de la toate camerele private \u0219i publice din zon\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tiu ce? Du-te, b\u0103, d-aici, asta e tehnologie de servicii secrete, nu de tablagii. <br \/>Se fur\u0103 ma\u0219ini \u0219i pula. Cre\u0219te pre\u021bul la asigur\u0103ri \u0219i at\u00e2t. Te intreab\u0103 poli\u021bia : Ai asigurare? Da. P\u0103i, du-te la \u0103ia \u0219i s\u0103 ne spui dac\u0103 ai nevoie s\u0103 te batem pe spate \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi oferim suport emo\u021bional c\u0103 e\u0219ti victim\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Experien\u021ba mea e chiar la un nivel mai jos dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t. <br \/>\u00cen iunie a \u00eenceput unul s\u0103-mi fure laptele &#8211; nu r\u00e2de\u021bi. <br \/>Dup\u0103 port \u0219i dup\u0103 fizic, pare localnic. M\u0103 rog, o fi irlandez, dar din zon\u0103, nu est european, sau imigrant mai de departe. Dar nu \u0219tiu sigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 sunt posh comand lapte bun acas\u0103. Vin unii cu camionul \u0219i \u00eemi las\u0103 sticlu\u021be din \u0103lea fancy de ciob, la 400ml ( 1 pint) \u0219i chiar \u0219i ou\u0103. Bio-\u0103lea, nebunii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i, fiind var\u0103, veneau pe la miezul nop\u021bii, c\u0103 na, erau valuri de c\u0103ldur\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu se strice.  Lunea \u0219i Joia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un zmeu din zon\u0103 a v\u0103zut m\u0103rul cu merele de aur \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 vin\u0103 &#8211; regulat &#8211; joia, probabil lunea era ocupat &#8211; la pu\u021bin timp dup\u0103 livrare \u0219i prima dat\u0103 a luat 3 sticle din 6. Boier &#8211; mi-a l\u0103sat \u0219i mie jumate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 le-a luat pe toate 6 , c\u0103 a venit preg\u0103tit. Dar mi-a l\u0103sat ou\u0103le, om cu suflet, credeam c\u0103 ou\u0103le nu-i plac. <br \/>Ei, bine, a treia s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a spart o sticl\u0103 c\u0103 am l\u0103sat eu proiectorul cu senzor pornit \u0219i s-a aprins c\u00e2nd a intrat \u00een curte. Eu l-am l\u0103sat ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i el ce fur\u0103, dar na, s-a speriat omul \u0219i a spart sticla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar cinstit, a recuperat, a luat \u0219i ou\u0103le, dac\u0103 din cauza mea s-a ales cu mai pu\u021bin lapte. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qoYE8m5iHz8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 ce-am f\u0103cut? Am f\u0103cut pl\u00e2ngere la poli\u021bie. Aici e frumos, civilizat, nu ca \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Nu te duci tu la sec\u021bie. Faci onlain, tat\u0103. <br \/>La prima pl\u00e2ngere m-au sunat poli\u021bia, nu am putut s\u0103 r\u0103spuns \u0219i mi-au \u00eenchis cazul pentru lips\u0103 de probe. Normal. A doua oar\u0103 am r\u0103spuns \u0219i le-am zis c\u0103 le-am pus linkul acolo, dar nu, c\u0103 au ei platforma lor. OK, da\u021bi-mi-o \u0219i v\u0103 umplu de probe.  C\u0103 se vede fa\u021ba ho\u021bului? Nu, pula mea, dar are un tatuaj cu o femeie cu un copil \u00een bra\u021be pe piciorul drept, nu ajut\u0103? Gen c\u00e2\u021bi pula mea pot fi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le-am dat probele au \u00eenchis cazul, cred, c\u0103 nu \u00eel mai pot accesa dup\u0103 reference number. Pula update, pula orice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103, paguba nu e mare, nu e de s\u0103-l bage pe om \u00een pu\u0219carie pentru at\u00e2ta lucru sau ceva -dar m\u0103car s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 cu el, c\u0103 \u0103la venea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal \u0219i cred c\u0103 singurul motiv pentru care, momentan, nu mai vine e c\u0103 am pus pe pauz\u0103 comenzile c\u00e2t am plecat \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i a schimbat furnizorul ora de livrare &#8211; am vorbit \u0219i cu ei. Le aduce seara \u00eenainte s\u0103 dormim \u0219i le luam de acolo. <br \/>Solu\u021bia corect\u0103 e s\u0103-mi fac por\u021bi, dar problema e alta, nu de lapte. E c\u0103 nu prea e OK s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc o dat\u0103 cu el c\u00e2nd \u00eemi fur\u0103 laptele, c\u0103 dracu \u0219tie ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 pentru 10 lire, sau ceva de genul. <br \/>De aia le-am \u0219i scris alora de la poli\u021bie. S\u0103-l g\u0103seasc\u0103, gen c\u00e2t pula mea de greu poate fi, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 fa\u021ba \u00eenregistrat\u0103 pe camerele mele &#8211; am mai pus camere, lol, ca data viitoare s\u0103 nu mai scape, c\u00e2nd o fi aia.  Dar pe \u0103ia \u00eei doare la banan\u0103. <br \/>\u0218i am mai f\u0103cut pl\u00e2ngerea ca s\u0103 fie oficial\u0103, s\u0103 creasc\u0103 \u201dcrime rate\u201d \u00een zon\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se ieftineasc\u0103 casele, ce pula mea. Aici sunt idiot, c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 va interesa s\u0103 v\u00e2nd, \u00een nu cred c\u0103 prea mult timp, dar eu func\u021bionez pe model oltenesc , s\u0103 sufere to\u021bi cu mine. <br \/>Cum st\u0103 treaba \u00een cartier ? E o zon\u0103 mai larg\u0103, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t, st\u0103 bine de tot \u0219i e \u00een cre\u0219tere, cum \u00eemi place mie. Apar \u0219i violen\u021be \u0219i d-\u0103lea pe sexuale gen o femeie a ie\u0219it pe strad\u0103, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se fut\u0103. Lux. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1576\" height=\"522\" data-attachment-id=\"33596\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=33596#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57.png\" data-orig-size=\"1576,522\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57-480x159.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33596\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57.png 1576w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57-480x159.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57-200x66.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57-768x254.png 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image-57-1536x509.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1576px) 100vw, 1576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sat, alor mei \u00eenc\u0103 nu le-a furat cineva p\u00e2n\u0103 acum banii de p\u00e2ine l\u0103sa\u021bi \u00een pungile pe care le las\u0103 \u00een gard s\u0103 le aduc\u0103 p\u00e2inea. Acolo nu e cu direct debit, dar nici cu fur\u0103ciuni.  B\u0103i, nici din magazinele s\u0103te\u0219ti nu mai fur\u0103 nimeni. Aici, \u00een Reading, lumea nu fur\u0103 din magazine, ci pur \u0219i simplu se servesc \u0219i pleac\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, just like that. Care poli\u021bie?<br \/><br \/>Partea amuzant\u0103 &#8211; majoritatea pe care i-am v\u0103zut eu p\u0103reau englezi &#8211; asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 este \u0219i majoritatea statistic\u0103. Englezi, nu britanici, dar desigur  muie imigran\u021bilor. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u021bi v\u0103zut voi filme din \u0103lea c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 o infrac\u021biune &#8211; pac, vine poli\u021bia , ia toate \u00eenregistr\u0103rile de la toate camerele private \u0219i&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18326,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3111,1594],"tags":[6825,6826],"class_list":["post-33595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reading","category-uk","tag-hotul-de-lapte","tag-milk-thief"],"views":581,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/police-laptops-300x300-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8JR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33595"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33597,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33595\/revisions\/33597"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}