{"id":33675,"date":"2025-11-08T06:48:39","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T05:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33675"},"modified":"2025-11-08T12:22:01","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T12:22:01","slug":"ultrascurt-m-am-pieptanat-solenoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33675","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: M-am piept\u0103nat Solenoid"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Am ie\u0219it de la baie \u0219i mi-am piept\u0103nat parul lins doar ca s\u0103 am parte de cele mai mari oc\u0103ri din via\u021ba mea recent\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De la so\u021bie. A\u0219a e c\u00e2nd \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti. \u00ce\u021bi pierzi min\u021bile, c\u0103 de ea vorbeam, eu m\u0103 simt t\u00e2n\u0103r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-a zis c\u0103 &#8220;ce e cu freza asta de pedofil&#8221; \u0219i nu asta e jignirea, gen s-o v\u0103d prin cas\u0103 doar in costum de gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 de acum \u00eencolo, sau f\u0103r\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce s-a uitat mai bine mi-a zis c\u0103 sem\u0103n cu Cartarescu. Abia aici mi-a b\u0103gat pumnalul in \u0219ale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adic\u0103, nu am nimic cu stimabilul, dumnealui arat\u0103 bine la venerabila v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 eu o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin la fel de bine, dar m\u0103 simt jignit \u0219i nu de aparenta imagine dup\u0103 un piept\u0103nat, c\u0103 e de ajuns s\u0103-mi trec degetele prin pletele mele \u0219i schimb imaginea, dar de ideea de asem\u0103nare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doamne feri! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O lun\u0103 m-a b\u00e2ntuit g\u00e2ndul \u0103sta \u0219i de piept\u0103nat clar nu m\u0103 mai piept\u0103n, dar o s\u0103 scriu diferit de acum \u00eencolo, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 m\u0103 mai confunde \u0219i altcineva. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am ie\u0219it de la baie \u0219i mi-am piept\u0103nat parul lins doar ca s\u0103 am parte de cele mai mari oc\u0103ri din via\u021ba mea recent\u0103. De&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":34063,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":404,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/solendoit.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8L9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34062,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33675\/revisions\/34062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}