{"id":33734,"date":"2025-10-08T09:39:50","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T08:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33734"},"modified":"2025-10-08T10:16:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T09:16:28","slug":"noe-asteptand-ploaia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33734","title":{"rendered":"Noe a\u0219tept\u00e2nd ploaia"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Cu animalele \u00eembarcate \u0219i nu venea. St\u0103tea cu barca aia pe uscat. <br \/><br \/>Dac\u0103 ne-ar amenin\u021ba ru\u0219ii c\u0103 ne dau dou\u0103 nucleare-n bot c\u0103 prea suntem cl\u0103n\u021b\u0103i &#8211; imediat urm\u00e2nd sistemele de early warning ( s\u0103 sper\u0103m c\u0103)  Arafat ne-ar trimite ceva mesaj cu RO-ALERTU c\u0103 vin lupii, b\u0103! Sau ceva de genul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 ru\u0219ii vor fi f\u0103cut doar ni\u0219te teste, sau trimit la mi\u0219to dou\u0103 rachete normale, care s\u0103 distrug\u0103 doar ceva \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i spital, ne-am enerva la culme c\u0103  \u201dde ce ne-ai deranjat, b\u0103, Arafate, fi-v-ar ISU \u0219i CSAT-ul ale dracului, s\u0103 ne b\u0103g\u0103m to\u021bi la beciuri, c\u0103 aveam treab\u0103, nu v\u0103 e ru\u0219ine? S\u0103 vie nuclearele acum, sau cere\u021bi scuze imediat!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar cea mai afectat\u0103 ar fi  Andreea Esca, nevoit\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eembrace in costum hazmat degeaba, pentru doar ni\u0219te rachete normale de toamn\u0103. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1563\" height=\"827\" data-attachment-id=\"33736\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=33736#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11.png\" data-orig-size=\"1563,827\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11-480x254.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11.png 1563w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11-480x254.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11-200x106.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11-768x406.png 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-11-1536x813.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1563px) 100vw, 1563px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/social\/ciclonul-barbara-raed-arafat-cere-populatiei-sa-fie-pregatita-cu-apa-si-alimente-in-caz-de-izolare-temporara-23622257\">Chelu<\/a>, care ne-a zis ieri &#8211; m\u0103 rog, nu mie, c\u0103 nu-s \u00een \u021bar\u0103, s\u0103 stea \u00een cas\u0103, s\u0103 nu mai duc\u0103 lumea copiii la \u0219coal\u0103, s\u0103 m\u00e2ncare, ap\u0103, b\u0103utur\u0103, \u021big\u0103ri \u0219i musai telefoanele cu ro-alertul activat ( \u00eel dezactivez obsesiv de pe toate, din fix aceste motive) c\u0103 vine Varvara \u0219i-i face flea\u0219c\u0103 e luat la ochi c\u0103 bag\u0103 fitile aiurea. <br \/><br \/>Dar nu vrea s\u0103-\u0219i cear\u0103 scuze, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/politic\/raed-arafat-contesta-postarile-care-minimalizeaza-codul-rosu-de-ploi-situatiile-grave-pot-aparea-in-orice-moment-apel-la-populatie-pentru-informare-din-surse-oficiale-23622458\">c\u0103 situa\u021biile grave pot ap\u0103rea \u00een orice moment<\/a>, nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd se suce\u0219te Varvara.<br \/>Drept care detractorii avem \u0219i noi dreptatea noastr\u0103. P\u0103i dac\u0103 pot ap\u0103rea \u00een orice moment, de ce pula mea ne mai dai alerte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Problemele sunt c\u0103 nu le nimeresc mai deloc. C\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 le dau t\u00e2rziu sau pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i iau m\u0103suri din pul\u0103. C\u00e2nd nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, iau m\u0103suri anticipat &#8211; nu zic c\u0103 e r\u0103u, zic c\u0103 nu le nimeresc, alerteaz\u0103, tamtam, etc. <br \/>B\u0103, eu nu te mai bag \u00een seam\u0103 dup\u0103 ce mi-ai dat 10 alarme false \u0219i n-am fost \u00een pericol de moarte, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 v\u0103d posibilitatea de a fi fost &#8211; avem o poveste pentru asta, se nume\u0219te Ionic\u0103 \u0219i ursul, i-o putem spune, c\u0103 probabil nu se studia \u00een Palestina, acolo c\u00e2nd zic evreii c\u0103 dau rachete, dau \u0219i \u00een surplus, ca s\u0103 fie. <br \/>De asear\u0103 m\u0103 uit pe camere la ai mei s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u00e2nd \u00eei ia apa \u0219i nu \u00eei ia, de\u0219i, pentru ce conteaz\u0103 a plouat a\u0219a la 146 l\/m2, dar \u00een circa o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S-au<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/poze\/efectele-ciclonului-care-a-lovit-romania-case-inundate-si-copaci-cazuti-in-bucuresti-ilfov-si-giurgiu-zeci-de-interventii-ale-pompierilor-23622373?pic=4\"> inundat str\u0103zi, au picat copaci. <\/a>Neah. Nu a\u0219a. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 deranjezi cu ro-alertul, vreau s\u0103-mi ia apa casa, animalele, jum\u0103tate de biseric\u0103, s\u0103 stau cu vaca \u00een podul casei \u0219i s\u0103 respir\u0103m am\u00e2ndoi pe r\u00e2nd prin consola prin care intr\u0103 firele electrice \u00een pod, p\u00e2n\u0103 vin pompierii s\u0103 o prelungeasc\u0103 cu un furtun de-ale lor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cu animalele \u00eembarcate \u0219i nu venea. St\u0103tea cu barca aia pe uscat. Dac\u0103 ne-ar amenin\u021ba ru\u0219ii c\u0103 ne dau dou\u0103 nucleare-n bot c\u0103 prea suntem&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":33735,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meteo"],"views":395,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/noag-rain-not-coming.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8M6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33734"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33743,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33734\/revisions\/33743"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}