{"id":33789,"date":"2026-01-18T07:01:26","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T07:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33789"},"modified":"2026-01-10T22:29:02","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T22:29:02","slug":"inca-un-miliard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=33789","title":{"rendered":"De Cr\u0103ciun fii mai bun: \u00cenc\u0103 un miliard"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Impozit pe profit trimestrial, am aruncat numai zaruri proaste la Monopoly anul \u0103sta, cu restul impozitelor \u0219i cu cel pe dividende s-au f\u0103cut dou\u0103 trecute \u0219i e cam t\u00e2rziu. E t\u00e2rziu \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 plec, nu \u0219tiu cu s\u0103 zic, mi se pare c\u0103 am treab\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103 re\u021bin&#8230;<br \/>Gen , vorba aia, vou\u0103 ce v-a adus mo\u0219ul anul \u0103sta, c\u0103 mie nu prea mi-a adus, mai mult mi-a luat&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine, mai e \u0219i faza c\u0103 eu sunt Mo\u0219ul \u0219i la copii \u0219i la familie, acuma \u0219i pentru ANAF \u0219i Bolojan \u0219i cam nu prea \u00eemi convine. S-ave\u021bi m\u0103car voi un Cr\u0103ciun fericit , c\u0103 eu n-am g\u0103sit nimic sub pom c\u0103 iar au venit zmeii \u0219i am adormit cu arcul cu s\u0103ge\u021bi \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cred c\u0103 o s\u0103-l tai, c\u0103 nici nu mai v\u0103d a\u0219a bine \u0219i de ceva timp am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eemi trag in picior. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"890\" height=\"651\" data-attachment-id=\"33790\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=33790#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21.png\" data-orig-size=\"890,651\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21-480x351.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33790\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21.png 890w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21-480x351.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21-200x146.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-21-768x562.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 890px) 100vw, 890px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"497\" height=\"453\" data-attachment-id=\"33792\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=33792#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image.png\" data-orig-size=\"497,453\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-480x438.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image.png 497w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-480x438.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-200x182.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce am primit de banii mei ? Muie \u0219i voi primi mai mult\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 amuz\u0103 c\u0103 oamenii stau cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103 la aspecte de daca l-au salutat pilo\u021bii elve\u021bieni pe Nicu\u0219or sau iar minte ca cu TVA-ul, la dac\u0103 se pronun\u021b\u0103 o dat\u0103 cecereii pe pensiile justi\u021biei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In lume deja miroase a fum de tomberoane arse iar rom\u00e2nii num\u0103r\u0103m m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219ul dintre degete. \u0102la care ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne, dup\u0103 ce ne pescuie\u0219te Bolojan h\u00e2rtiile . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impozit pe profit trimestrial, am aruncat numai zaruri proaste la Monopoly anul \u0103sta, cu restul impozitelor \u0219i cu cel pe dividende s-au f\u0103cut dou\u0103 trecute&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":34899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[500,2639],"tags":[6639],"class_list":["post-33789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-self","category-taxe","tag-taxe-2025"],"views":362,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/1000455627.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-8MZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33789"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34900,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33789\/revisions\/34900"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}