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Ce mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ar putea fi efectul Pygmalion\/ Rosenthal, sau profe\u021bia auto\u00eemplinit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am fost tot timpul sus\u021bin\u0103torul unei societ\u0103\u021bi multilateral dezvoltate, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m s\u0103 facem de toate, s\u0103 fim policalifica\u021bi, iar complexul \u0103sta, c\u0103 e o boal\u0103 psihic\u0103 ceva, mi s-a dezvoltat nu \u00een comunism, nu-s fanul lui Ceau\u0219escu, ci \u00een tranzi\u021bia care mi-a futut copil\u0103ria \u0219i mie ca \u00eentregii genera\u021bii.
Am v\u0103zut cum oameni ie\u0219eau din \u0219coal\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic util \u0219i f\u0103ceau lucruri pentru bani la care nu erau deplin califica\u021bi, c\u0103 \u0103lea pentru care erau califica\u021bi nu erau c\u0103utate oricum \u0219i ar fi c\u00e2\u0219tigat \u0219i mai pu\u021bin , sau deloc.
Geaba mi-au spus to\u021bi prin \u0219coal\u0103 , de la clasa a IIa p\u00e2n\u0103 am terminat facultatea c\u0103 cum zic eu nu e bine, c\u0103 o s\u0103 ajung un semidoct s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu nimic despre foarte multe lucruri, o vreme am crezut c\u0103 a\u0219a este \u0219i cazul, dar \u0219tacheta a sc\u0103zut mult de-atunci \u0219i sunt f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau la nivel de demiurg \u00een mai multe lucruri, doar pentru c\u0103 \u0103ia care ar trebui s\u0103 fie speciali\u0219ti califica\u021bi pe doar un domeniu sunt pielea pulii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 asta e \u0219i de aici a plecat obsesia mea pentru policalificare.
Paradigma diviziunii muncii \u0219i hiperspecializ\u0103rii a plecat de la ideea c\u0103 sunt prea multe lucruri pe care n-are un om timp s\u0103 le \u00eenve\u021be despre orice, \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 fac\u0103 bine UN lucru \u0219i a\u0219a societatea va fi mai c\u00e2\u0219tigat\u0103 – profesioni\u0219ti, \u0219i el va fi mai c\u00e2\u0219tigat, va fi mai bine pl\u0103tit, pentru c\u0103 productivitate \u0219i vom fi to\u021bi fantastici \u0219i e o munciun\u0103 sfruntat\u0103 care nu cred c\u0103 a func\u021bionat niciodat\u0103 dec\u00e2t la c\u00e2teva v\u00e2rfuri \u0219i excep\u021bii pe c\u00e2teva ni\u0219e. \u00cen rest majoritatea specializa\u021bilor au ajuns s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige \u00een timp prost pe principiul regl\u0103rii pie\u021bei, adic\u0103 dac\u0103 e nevoie vine \u0219i lume \u0219i e mai mult\u0103 lume dec\u00e2t nevoie \u0219i contabilii \u00een\u021beleg mai bine pre\u021buri dec\u00e2t calitate a\u0219a c\u0103 pula \u00een pizd\u0103.

Pentru a pune sare pe ran\u0103 formarea profesional\u0103 – aka educa\u021bia formal\u0103, a fost tot timpul paralel\u0103 cu pia\u021ba muncii \u0219i utilitatea \u0219i peste asta au intrat mereu nepricepu\u021bi pe pia\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u0219ansele au crescut ca dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii de toate m\u0103car la nivel de diriginte de \u0219antier de orice specializare s\u0103 sugi pula. C\u0103 normal c\u0103 la orice schimbare de bec \u00ee\u021bi trebuie acum un project menajer sau diriginte de \u0219antier dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te asiguri c\u0103 iese bine.
Eh, eu am mirosit astea de c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 nu aveam 10 ani, mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o lume plin\u0103 de pro\u0219ti \u0219i nici nu e mai bine acum \u0219i tr\u0103iam cu ideea c\u0103 asta e Rom\u00e2nia, dar, ajung\u00e2nd \u00een UK constat c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i recunosc c\u0103 sunt pro\u0219ti, deci victime perfecte.
A\u0219a c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-nv\u0103\u021b \u0219i s\u0103 fac de toate, mai multe de toate dec\u00e2t voiam s\u0103 fac \u00eempotriva voin\u021bei mele \u0219i cu c\u00e2t sunt mai critice joburile, cu at\u00e2t trebuie s\u0103 le \u00eenv\u0103\u021b mai abitir, indiferent de specializare.
Pe unele specializ\u0103ri mai g\u0103se\u0219ti servicii, dar pe altele nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orice om care st\u0103 la cas\u0103 o s\u0103 aib\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd probleme cu canalizarea \u00eenfundat\u0103, din dracu \u0219tie ce motive. De\u0219i parc\u0103 la casa asta, o dat\u0103 la 2 ani e o problem\u0103 special\u0103. La casa din Rom\u00e2nia niciodat\u0103 \u00een 10 ani e ceva, dar nici nu locuiesc a\u0219a de mult acolo.
Oricum nu conteaz\u0103, zici c\u0103 locuiesc \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 civilizat,la margine, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t, ai servicii de desfundare de canalizare, nu stai s\u0103 vin\u0103 c\u0103catul peste tine.
Prima dat\u0103 a\u0219a a \u0219i fost, am observat problemele \u00eentr-o zi de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, nu erau foarte acute, au devenit acute am sunat pe cineva, a venit a doua zi, c\u0103 nu era urgent, au rezolvat – 140 de lire, sau ceva – au rezolvat \u00een circa 1 or\u0103. Dar am dat c\u00e2teva telefoane, n-a fost a\u0219a u\u0219or de g\u0103sit cineva repede. Asta era \u00een 2023.
Dar m-am \u00een\u021bepat un pic \u0219i mi-am luat unelte, c\u0103 nu se \u0219tie.
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B\u0103, totdeauna problemele cele mai urgente mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 duminic\u0103, eventual la apus.
De data asta venisem cu so\u021bia de la o plimbare pe jos \u0219i aveam alte planuri, dar cum am ajuns acas\u0103 a \u021binut s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 s-a \u00eenfundat canalizarea.
A\u0219a ajungi s\u0103 divor\u021bezi din motive politice, uita\u021bi-v\u0103 la mine.
Nu \u201dscuz\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103-\u021bi aduc a\u0219a ve\u0219ti proaste la ora asta duminic\u0103\u201d, nu nimic, nici ultima urm\u0103 de diploma\u021bie.
Ea, dac\u0103 o \u00eentrebi, crede c\u0103 nu e vina ei, c\u0103 ce vin\u0103 are ea c\u0103 a atunci a observat.
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine eu am alt\u0103 p\u0103rere care nu \u021bine de c\u00e2nd a observat, dar hai, s\u0103 trecem peste, c\u0103 e domeniul meu, pufnesc \u0219i m\u0103 ocup. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am luat la r\u00e2nd toate ( sunt mai multe) serviciile de deblocat canaliz\u0103ri care se recomand\u0103 c\u0103 lucreaz\u0103 zi \u0219i noapte #247. La celelalte nici nu m-am mai obosit s\u0103 sun.
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La jum\u0103tate din ele nu a r\u0103spuns nimeni. Nu era miezul nop\u021bii, era duminic\u0103, dar ora 17:00. Dar la \u0103\u0219tia 247 e altceva. Uneori \u00eemi doresc s\u0103 locuiesc \u00een SUA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La cele la care a r\u0103spuns cineva, un nene a zis c\u0103 nu \u0219tie pe inginerul lui, c\u0103 s\u0103 sun la compania de ap\u0103 c\u0103 ofer\u0103 ei servicii gratuite, dac\u0103 e urgen\u021b\u0103. Ofer\u0103 o pul\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia sunt mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t Distrigaz \u00een Ferentari, nici nu m-am obosit. L-am \u00eentrebat c\u00e2t cost\u0103 , \u00een caz c\u0103 d\u0103 de \u201dinginerul lui\u201d, orice o \u00eensemna asta. 180 de lire+TVA. Rezonabil, chiar ieftin pentru duminic\u0103 seara, dac\u0103 ar fi venit cineva. Eram dispus s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc ceva gen 500 de lire \u0219i cred c\u0103, \u00een condi\u021biile \u0103stea \u0219i suma asta va deveni mic\u0103, pentru c\u0103 serviciile de urgen\u021b\u0103 sunt doar cu numele, gen urgen\u021be de la 8:00 la 5:00 Luni – Vineri \u0219i \u0219i-atunci cu stelu\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alt\u0103 doamn\u0103 a zis c\u0103 momentan to\u021bi inginerii sunt ocupa\u021bi, dar pot s\u0103 fac rezervare la activitate, cu ceva arvun\u0103, \u0219i m\u0103 transfer\u0103 ea la un serviciu care s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute s\u0103 \u201dmanage the situation\u201d. I-am zis s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 ce-nseamn\u0103 la ea \u201dmanage the situation\u201d cu canalizarea blocat\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021beleg cu ce vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute.
C\u0103 s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 cineva ce pot s\u0103 fac ca s\u0103 supravie\u021buiesc p\u00e2n\u0103 pot ei s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-mi ofere \u201dcomfort\u201d ( se traduce consolare \u0219i asisten\u021b\u0103 psihologic\u0103), care apropo, nu era prea cur\u00e2nd, cam peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a\u0219a.

Am \u00eentrebat-o dac\u0103 chiar e pe bune abordarea asta cu privire la urgen\u021be \u0219i am \u00eentrebat-o care e rostul unui serviciu 24\/7 dac\u0103 e\u0219ti rezervat complet o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 24\/7 \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva. \u0218i a zis c\u0103 nu, c\u0103 24\/7 este s\u0103 m\u0103 ghideze ca s\u0103 \u201dmanage the situation\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd au ei timp. Practic instalatori work from home, coaie. Dar de la ei de acas\u0103, nu de la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi s-a zb\u0103tut puternic ochiul drept \u0219i am \u00eenchis telefonul f\u0103r\u0103 nicio formalitate, \u00eenainte s\u0103 fiu nevoit s\u0103-l adun de pe jos \u00een spasme; de ochi zic. \u00cenainte eram oripilat de asta. Acum doar m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103. M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 \u00een \u021bara asta s\u0103 fiu cam la fel de pe pula mea ca-n Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La al\u021bii \u0219i robotului care r\u0103spunde pe whatsapp i-a luat 7 minute s\u0103 zic\u0103 ceva.
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Evident c\u0103 n-am stat dup\u0103 ei, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eenjur necontrolat ca orice b\u0103rbat, am luat lanterna care are bateriile cam consumate \u0219i nici nu lumineaz\u0103 maxim de bine, c\u0103 nu e pentru genul \u0103sta de activit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i m-am dus \u00een magazie unde am g\u0103sit uneltele de desfundat \u0219i cu o m\u00e2nu\u0219\u0103 din cauciuc impermeabil – aveam 2, dar una s-a pierdut, cred, sau era prea noapte \u0219i m-am b\u0103gat \u00een c\u0103cat s\u0103 rezolv situa\u021bia ca orice b\u0103rbat care este.
Am vrut multilateral dezvoltat, acuma bag multilateral \u0219i la toate ad\u00e2ncimile dup\u0103 pofta inimii mele.
Unii ar zice c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ca mine sunt de vin\u0103, c\u0103 din cauza noastr\u0103, coaie, nu sunt destui speciali\u0219ti, c\u0103 nici nu pl\u0103tim \u0219i ne \u0219i b\u0103g\u0103m nasul \u00een toate lucrurile \u0219i a\u0219a are toat\u0103 lumea impresia c\u0103 se pricepe la orice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n


Dar nu sunt de acord. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu am pl\u0103tit mereu c\u00e2t s-a cerut, cu excep\u021bia cazurilor c\u00e2nd n-am avut bani, c\u00e2nd n-am pl\u0103tit nimic c\u0103 n-aveam ce, dac\u0103 al\u021bii nu m\u0103 pl\u0103tiser\u0103 pe mine s\u0103 nimic. C\u0103, dac\u0103 n-ai, trebuie s\u0103 te descurci singur, nu te po\u021bi a\u0219tepta, socialisto-cer\u0219etorist, c\u0103 vine cineva \u0219i-\u021bi face gratis. Dar de destul\u0103 vreme am \u0219i ce dac\u0103 am. C\u0103 cine vine face mai prost ca mine, care aparent nu m\u0103 pricep. Asta \u00een cazurile c\u00e2nd vine cineva.

Vezi screenshotul de mai sus \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 1:10h am rezolvat b\u0103n\u0103n\u0103ind mai mult pe \u00eentuneric, c\u0103 i-am zis so\u021biei s\u0103-mi \u021bin\u0103 lanterna doar dup\u0103 ce am terminat de \u00eenjurat, iar asta a durat ceva. #civilizat

M-a sunat primul nene care a r\u0103spuns, a doua zi, luni – c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai am problema, c\u0103 poate trimite pe cineva mar\u021bi diminea\u021b\u0103.
Nu \u00eemi vine s\u0103 fiu m\u00e2rlan de Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i s\u0103 le spun c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai aveam problema pentru care am sunat la un serviciu 24\/7 ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 cac \u00een capul lui, c\u0103 n-a\u0219 avea unde altundeva , a\u0219a c\u0103 i-am mul\u021bumit \u0219i i-am spus c\u0103 am rezolvat singur. Dar el avea poft\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00eenjurat \u0219i nu \u0219tia cum.
-Cum adic\u0103 singur, p\u0103i nu era blocat\u0103 canalizarea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ba era, c\u0103 n-am sunat duminic\u0103 seara c\u0103 aveam poft\u0103 de poante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i \u0219i cum ai rezolvat?
-P\u0103i cu un \u201dplunger with extendable rods\u201d \u0219i cu un aparat de cur\u0103\u021bare \u0219i presiune \u0219i ce mai e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i ai a\u0219a ceva acas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i \u0219i te pricepi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici deja am devenit b\u0103nuitor, nu eram sigur unde merge discu\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, nu m\u0103 pricep, dar am c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd am nevoie urgent\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 nu veni\u021bi niciunul \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 rezolv. Eu nu vreau s\u0103 rezolv, c\u0103 am alt\u0103 meserie, dar nu-mi da\u021bi prea multe op\u021biuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, c\u0103 duminica nu prea sunt instalatori disponibili. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar mar\u021bi diminea\u021ba sunt, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De fapt, da, nu prea sunt instalatori disponibili.
Mie \u00eemi produce scurt-circuit r\u0103spunsul \u0103sta \u0219tiu c\u0103 alta e situa\u021bia , dar nu conteaz\u0103. I-am mai mul\u021bumit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 pentru telefon \u0219i mi-am v\u0103zut de treab\u0103.

\u0218i am \u00eencheiat misiunea cu un rictus psihotic, nu c\u0103 nu se g\u0103sesc instalatori, d\u0103-i \u00een pula mea de lepre, ci din motive mai domestice, din \u0103lea care te dau la \u0219tiri ca abuzator de femei \u0219i astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n


C\u0103 tot str\u00e2ng o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de unelte \u0219i so\u021bia tot m\u0103 apostrofeaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u201diar a venit un colet!\u201d, ba de la amazon , ba de la ebay, dar c\u00e2nd st\u0103 c\u0103catul s\u0103 ne intre \u00een cas\u0103 m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 a\u0219a sumar duminic\u0103 seara, f\u0103r\u0103 menajamente, ca \u0219i cum ar trebui s\u0103 am solu\u021bia la degetul mic, dar nu \u0219i sculele necesare comandate de dinainte.
M\u00e2ine v\u0103 dau alta din Rom\u00e2nia – unde tot io sunt 247-le \u0219i nici m\u0103car la mine. Stay tooned. Nu m\u00e2ine c\u0103 e 1 Decembrie , trebuie s\u0103 bag ceva de parad\u0103. Poim\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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