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Uneori m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 unul din motivele pentru care lumea asta nu e mai rea dec\u00e2t este deja e c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc relativ bine \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bin ocupat cu asta \u0219i nu am timp sa coc r\u0103zbun\u0103ri pentru orice neajunsuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum era \u00een vremuri pe care nu le voi detalia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aterizasem la Londra mai devreme dec\u00e2t era programat \u0219i nu \u00eemi ajunsese \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219oferul care m\u0103 duce acas\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 fiu deranjat, c\u00e2nd nu vreau s\u0103 fiu deranjat am telefonul pe DND.\u00a0 A\u0219a c\u0103 am pierdut apelul lui, dar l-am sunat eu peste un minut.\u00a0 M\u0103 a\u0219tepta, am mers am\u00e2ndoi la ma\u0219in\u0103, nu le mergea gunoaielor \u0103\u0219tia de la Heathrow aparatul de plat\u0103 a parc\u0103rii, c\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti la ie\u0219ire. Ni\u0219te jego\u0219i, nu zici c\u0103 cost\u0103 parcarea de zici c\u0103 e de aur, se poart\u0103 ca ni\u0219te s\u0103raci. La ie\u0219ire \u00eenc\u0103 30 de secunde .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

E ok, nu m\u0103 gr\u0103besc a\u0219a de tare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd s\u0103 ie\u0219im de pe M25, puneau unii conuri chiar \u00een fa\u021ba noastr\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 ie\u0219irea ca s\u0103 lucreze. \u0218oferul s-a dus p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba celor cu camioneta  cu conuri s\u0103-i roage s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103 o secund\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 \u0219i el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nooo. Nimic, D\u0103-i , b\u0103 , drumul de aici. Semne de muie. Drumul lui m\u0103-sa, cum ar veni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102\u0219tia \u00eenchid f\u0103r\u0103 rost \u00eentr-una – \u00eentr-una ie\u0219iri, intr\u0103ri \u0219i benzi de autostr\u0103zi cu titlul c\u0103 ei au lucr\u0103ri de f\u0103cut. Au, dar de f\u0103cut le fac c\u00e2nd \u0219i dac\u0103 au chef, dar \u00een mare, pun conuri ca s\u0103 se vad\u0103 c\u0103 ei lucreaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 uit la neferici\u021bii aia cu conurile \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc pe de o parte, c\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi r\u0103spuns la telefon , a\u0219 fi c\u00e2\u0219tigat un minut. Sau daca ar fi mers aparatul de parcare din aeroport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 am fi ajuns acolo cu un minut mai repede am fi putut ie\u0219i , \u0219i nu am mai fi f\u0103cut un ocol de 10 minute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, dac\u0103 mi-ar fi p\u0103sat destul de asta c\u00e2t s\u0103 trag cu din\u021bii de minutele \u0103lea de ocolire \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia puneau conuri \u0219i se purtau cum s-au purtat cu \u0219oferul meu, ie\u0219eam \u0219i \u00eei b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een spital ( asta doar\u00a0 daca erau locuri libere la urgen\u021be, c\u0103 nu-i sigur nici \u00een \u021bara asta) , dar numai dup\u0103 ce le b\u0103gam fiec\u0103ruia c\u00e2te un con \u00een cur.\u00a0 Le meritau oricum , dar eu tr\u0103iesc prea bine ca s\u0103 am nevoie s\u0103 fiu justi\u021biar sau ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Anterior cu c\u00e2teva ore. Zburam \u00eenapoi la Londra de la treaba mea. Dar \u00eenainte s\u0103 zbor trebuia s\u0103 ies din locul unde lucram. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Locul unde e biroul cu pricina e destul de la vedere, dar \u00een acela\u0219i timp abscons ( citi\u021bi pe nas), \u00een sensul c\u0103 n-a \u0219tiut taximetristul s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 c\u00e2nd am ajuns acolo, l-am dus eu cu google maps, de\u0219i e l\u00e2ng\u0103 un hotel destul de m\u0103ricel \u0219i cunoscut. Compania, la fel, cunoscut\u0103, genul care are reclame pe pere\u021bi prin aeroporturi, mai multe, nu numai \u00een ora\u0219ul cu pricina, nu pentru companie per se, ci pentru brandurile pe care le de\u021bine. Absons \u00een sensul c\u0103 am cobor\u00e2t din taxi \u0219i acolo am r\u0103mas, c\u0103 am intrat \u00eentr-o cl\u0103dire care p\u0103rea de birouri, nu scria niciunde numele companiei unde mergeam eu \u0219i nu prea ar\u0103ta ca ceva potrivit pentru compania unde mergeam eu, ci mult mai industrial. Am sunat pe cineva s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ia.
C\u00e2nd am plecat, altcineva a venit s\u0103 m\u0103 ia, nu un taxi, nu un prieten. Am stabilit o or\u0103 , c\u0103 urma s\u0103 merg eu cu trenul, dar care or\u0103 a fost jucat\u0103 \u00een picioare de desf\u0103\u0219urarea ac\u021biunii \u00een birou, dup\u0103 care am agreat s\u0103 ies totu\u0219i la alt\u0103 or\u0103 c\u00e2nd putea ajunge prietenul cu pricina. Am agreat eu, dar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 ies nu era nimeni pe zon\u0103 a\u0219a c\u0103 vreo 15 minute am b\u00e2ntuit prin s\u0103li de \u0219edin\u021be c\u0103ut\u00e2nd un coleg cu legitima\u021bie. Aveam \u0219i io, dar de vizitator, extern astea, bun\u0103 doar s\u0103 m\u0103 numere dac\u0103 ardeam \u00een caz de incendiu, de\u0219i eu nu \u021bineam neap\u0103rat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

L-am c\u0103utat pe nenea de la recep\u021bie – nimeni acolo – n-ai legitima\u021bie sau prieten cu legimita\u021bie nu ie\u0219i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu o pul\u0103, m-am dus la ie\u0219irea de urgen\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u021bine nimeni pe nimeni acolo, dar am fost \u00eentors c\u0103 nu a\u0219a! Tocmai venise \u0219eful meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 e problem\u0103, c\u0103 nu avem voie s\u0103 folosim ie\u0219irea de urgen\u021b\u0103, dac\u0103 nu e urgen\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 [alte detalii pe care nu vi le spun din motive obiective], \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 merg s\u0103 iau cardul s\u0103 te scot prin fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i n-am fost noi ieri la fumat ( eu nu fumez, dar nu conteaz\u0103) p-aici?!….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aia a fost ieri \u0219i tocmai de aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 scoate, hai papapapapa \u0219i m\u0103 duc la lift. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cineva punea conuri \u0219i bloca intr\u0103rile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dau s\u0103 m\u0103 strecor printre ele cu maxim\u0103 ignoran\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 aveam loc, nu eram cu ma\u0219ina.
Omul \u00een vest\u0103 reflectorizant\u0103 se uit\u0103 la mine ca la pro\u0219ti \u0219i \u00eemi zice c\u0103 s\u0103-l scuz, c\u0103 unde m\u0103 duc? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cel scuz, d\u0103-l \u00een pula mea, c\u0103 am loc printre conurile \u0103lea, \u0219i \u00eei explic c\u0103 ideal merg la parter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 eu nu v\u0103d c\u0103 el pune conuri acolo ca s\u0103 blocheze intrarea liftului?
– Je vois, mais vous ne faites pas du bon travail, puisque je peux encore passer entre eux.<\/em>
A luat foc. C\u0103 nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 nu merge liftul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ah oui, celle-l\u00e0, je ne l’avais pas comprise. Merci alors.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

FMM, cum ar veni c\u0103 pe jos. Eu m\u0103 duc spre sc\u0103ri, el se urc\u0103 \u00een lift \u0219i pleac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 gr\u0103beam, dar \u00eemi imaginam multe conuri care-i intr\u0103-n cur, deja dezvoltam o fixa\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n


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